I'm gonna CTB off of Vitamin C now

[Shadowlord900]

All those valuable Phenobarbital tablets and possible Isotonitazene I have? Decided they were completely and utterly useless now so I flushed them down the bog.

I'm just gonna down a whole lot of Vitamin C tablets instead. I hope 2kg should do the job. Not gonna bother with any antiemetics or crushing the tablets beforehand, I don't care if I develop any pharmacobears in my stomach as long as I CTB.

Bottom's up!

 

[Dubito]

For 10 seconds I believed you^^

 

[NoLoveNoHope]

What on earth did I just read haha, I almost believed you too

 

[LocalAngel]

Honestly if other people didn't state this was a joke i wouldn't be able to tell. God damn this autistic brain, lmao.

 

[SenseOfLoss]

, I didn't really trust you, but you managed to confuse me for a few seconds too! And besides, I would have found it fully sad if you had gone now....

 

[NoLoveNoHope]

Honestly if other people didn't state this was a joke i wouldn't be able to tell. God damn this autistic brain, lmao.

Haha same I just realized "hold on I remember this guy being really smart" then it clicked

 

[User00]

if i could go on multivitamins i effin would.

 

[borderline-feline]

Thank you to the replies for making my dumb autistic brain realize that that was a joke :'3
I needed that laugh tbh

 

[soontobedone]

Confused. You are quite knowledgeable.

 

[Myforevercharlie]

I went " what the fuck!! Troll!!!

 

[Disaster]

Best April fools joke so far

 

[Challu]

Joke post, but some actually attempt to ctb like this. And not just with vitamin c

 

[soontobedone]

Forgot it is April 1 lol.

 

[heartbroken12]

This seemed like a weird joke until I remembered what day it was haha

 

[FuneralCry]

It's hard to know whether threads like this are serious or not as you often see people posting about very unreliable suicide methods on here due to limited method access and lack of method knowledge.

 

[Euthanza]

Ahh the april fools, sometime life be like that bad, that we have a special day just to make fun of ourself. Thanks for the laugh, I'm glad the vitamins can kill too, lmao

 

[Sparx]

You had me fooled initially @Shadowlord900 lol

 

[RainyPrimadonna]

Honestly if other people didn't state this was a joke i wouldn't be able to tell. God damn this autistic brain, lmao.

same ngl, and then I realised it was april first and it just clicked lol

 

[Shadowlord900]

Oh no guys! I don't think it worked! My skin's turning yellow, and one of my fingers on each hand have been shrinking until now I only have 4 digits on each hand!

HAALP!!!

 

[CentreMid]

Took me a minute to realize what was going on (Forgot what day it was lol)! Well done!

 

[junko]

Try Flintstones vitamins next time or eating a Popeyes biscuit without a drink. higher success rates fr


(/J)

 

[Dot]

Oh no guys! I don't think it worked! My skin's turning yellow, and one of my fingers on each hand have been shrinking until now I only have 4 digits on each hand!

HAALP!!!

U 4gt 2 add vitmns T & B 2 ur protcl