UseItOrLoseIt

UseItOrLoseIt

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Is this your secret religion you've ben hiding?
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Why did Montenegro decline a chair in the United Nations?
It asked for a bed.

What's the hardest job for a Montenegrin?
Gravekeeper. Everybody's laying, he's the only one standing.

What's the Montenegro record on 100m dash?
25 meters
 
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Always was, is, and always shall be.
Jun 22, 2020
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I have no patience for the people who come here and ask and ask and ASK day after day of others:
where can I jump from
how do i hold the gun
what kind of shotgun should i use
how do i tie the knot
what kind of rope should i use
and all the other questions like this, as if they can't read or use the search function or the internet.
I don't understand why they can't do their own research.

Where did they get the idea we are all sitting around waiting to coach people on exactly how to ctb in great detail?
 
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Most anime nowadays suck. Sword art online, Highschool dxd, re:zero, dragon maid, Elfenlied ... They all suck.
A lot of those are kind of old now, aren't they? Especially Elfen Lied, that one is ancient. Anyway, I have lost interest in anime too.

On a similar note, my unpopular opinion is that we need to objectify men more. Titties are boring and I'm tired of looking at women.
 
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Politics is pretty much fun and interesting
 
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I think fireworks are incredibly stupid.
 
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Politics is pretty much fun and interesting

Drinking is bad for ya

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Honest Bill


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Reagan and Castro's peanuts

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Of dogs and men


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How did President Bush know that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction?​

Well he kept the receipts.

Russian Prime Minister Medvedev comes to President Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.​

"Why"? Putin asks


" I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening. - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday. - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."


"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff, remember when that Polish plane crashed with the president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!!"


Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump.​

But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
 
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Is this not a place for us to share our opinions or a place where as soon as we say something it is immediately contested.
 
callme

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Is this not a place for us to share our opinions or a place where as soon as we say something it is immediately contested.
It did seem contradictory, but ok. That's not why I asked.
 
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There is no such thing as consent. Consent is absolute. It's simply manipulation and playing on feelings and emotions.
 
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There is no such thing as consent. Consent is absolute. It's simply manipulation and playing on feelings and emotions.
That's why I asked. Now that you mention it, simply saying "yeah, okay, let's do it" sounds dirty and repulsive.
 
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Some common sense:

Language of love - French pronounciation makes you sound like you've swallowed a frog. Italian is much better sounding and expressive.

Jews had been prosecuted for 7 centuries before Hitler.

Sushi sucks period.

Germany isn't and never was a war-like country. Churchill dragged them into a war even he never wanted.

Go on, hate: Thailand is way overrated, a country that shows nothing but the gaping hole between poor and rich. Their only contriburion is snooker.

Vietnam is not peaceful, they initiated a war immediately after the one we know.

Cohiba and thus Cuban cigars are the worst quality.

Rolex IS NOT a grandpa watch.

Japan's population decline isn't unmatched, Greece and Italy exist.

Fish in nutritional value and taste beats Taco Bell, pizzas, flatizzas, McDonalds, McShitters, McCrackers and any salsa, malsa or other fattening pseudo-international "kitchen". If you want real food, go to countries close to the one whose kitchen you wanna try and thank me later.

The USSR wasn't "not real communism", it was not real socialism.

German and Czech beer in almost its entirety eats ass. Both must have about 800 beer styles combined, and most can't step on a Belgian beer's little toe.

The greatest imperialist ideal wasn't expansion of neither Russia, China, any socialist country or America. It was France.

Money can buy everything, even the things money can't buy.

Movies aren't better than games or books (Need for Speed, Prince of Persia).

Opera isn't boring.

Russians don't drink the most, the Czech do.

Ayrton Senna would've not surpassed Schumacher, because he was getting old.

Fight club is one of the most polarising movies.

America shouldn't be a presidential republic - last time around, all three of them were dementia clinic patients.

Pursuing happiness means nothing.

"Dude" is a useless word.

British accents aren't pretentious.

Hitler was never a talented artist.

Most of the early american pioneers and innovators let alone actors, were from eastern Europe.

There is no such thing as an american nationality if everybody is an immigrant.

Ayn Rand is a Nietzsche knockoff.

Absinthe was never poisonous, never should be lit on fire, and never banned in the US.

Queen should be removed from every heavy metal archive or record website.

Rick and Morty isn't philosophical.

Indians aren't nice.

Canada is much colder than Russia.

Canadians have never been nice and they are never supposed to.

Jamaicans have no connection wifh Ethiopians.

Business class is not always expensive.

Worrying and calculating tips and what percentage fhey should be on a restaurant/ bar staff is stupid.

If a man hits a woman in a bar, club etc. he kisses the ground if you get me. But if a woman hits a man, APPARENTLY it's okay - "maybe the guy deserved it".

Reagan jokes are funny.

Terrorists aim to make an enclave in their country and islam is just a gimmick they use and not a reason to bomb them.

Duckduckgo doesn't remove ads.

Actually is a word reserved only for fat gamers with a beard below their Adam's apple.

Religious cults nowadays don't exist.

Freddie Mercury wasn't gay.

George Michael is overrated.

American football is the most action-packed sport.

"You make me feel (mighty real)" has always been SYLVESTER's song and NOT Jimmy Sommerville".

Bitcoin going down.

The Joker is not crazy.

Football (-soccer) players don't "pretend to be hurt", it has the most injuries in professional sports.

Brazil has muslims.

Italian, Swedish and Spanish women are ugly, unless they are models.

Boney M is better than Abba.

"Rock the casbah" isn't distrubing, bad, racist or peovoking, it's funny.

"Blue monday" by New Order and "Shoot that poison arrow" by ABC are hidden gems.

Serie A (Italian) was the best league to watch in the 90s.

Paul Gascoigne wasn't so great.

Gareth Southgate screwed England twice so he shouldn't ever hold a position in the English FA.

Trains are more dangerous than planes.

George Carlin was wrong - nothing wrong with Steely Dan.

Champagne isn't champagne, unless made in the region of Champagne.

Swedish bitters don't work.

There's nothing jocky about a jock strap.

Only big, stuffed animals should be called "adult toys".

Marmite is terrible.

Elevators should only be called so if they take you up. Those that take you down are delevators.

Chinese phones suck in the European market because they don't support 5G. My 2016 Samsung tab does.

/s doesn't signify any emotion.

Rasputin isn't a predecessor to Vladimir Putin.

Rasputin is much scarier than Ivan Grozniy (the terrible).

Dracula's castle (-the Brann fortress) has nothing to do with him and rakes in money by false reputation. It was renovated so much any trace of even remote connection doesn't exist. Dracula is said to only have slept there twice.

The Bee Gees' initial style at formation wasn't disco.

Toto's best song is "Hold the line" and not "Africa".

Being selfish is an inherent quality, needed for survival.

Not the strongest survive, but the best adapted. If the former were true, we'd be done in by dinosaurs.

Mike Tyson was only ever great as a middle distance puncher with quick decision-making and made it so far because his defence was equally as good.

Cigars aren't overpriced.

Porn actresses shouldn't complain of business if they clearly have other venues to earn money from.

ATV's aren't cool.

Johnny Walker's blue label isn't worth it.

People shouldn't be buried and have burial ceremonies.

Dempsey was not a heavyweight but a middleweight.

Harry Greb at his prime would beat Mayweather.

The Beatles are photogenic, plastic and uninspired.

"Secret" shouldn't be included in any video's title. Not a secret if anybody can see it.

Driving on the left should be abolished.

If your significant other is the "narrator" type when you watched movies, they should be beaten.

Hockey fights should include randomly selected audience.

Singapore is bigger than San Marino.

2+2 never equals 5.

Straw-man must be reserved for a zen-buddhist monk's hat.

Mice aren't stupid.

Camus wasn't an existentialist.

Frank Dux is a liar.

America lost in Vietnam, because they were too slow and McNamara failed.

Lee shouldn't be a british surname.

Self-defence doesn't work without an offence.

Guns are not tools.

Sticks and stones can't break balls, they can only tear them off.

"Wears his heart on their sleeve" is a meaningless phrase inciting ugly afterthoughts. How about carries his ass in his pocket?

Metric measure for weight in women should be renamed. "Woman" and "pound" should only belong together in a porn video title.

North in North Macedonia's name is redundant.

Shopping carts should be paid.

Women are worse drivers and better navigators.

"Taking the piss" obviously can't mean "being angry", especially because of that last word.

Big beards should be lit on fire.

Gold isn't money.

The Google translator can't be made to beatbox anymore.

Women's farts are louder.

Remixes are 99% worse than originals.

Charlie Manson is not crazy. Murderers kill people. Crazy people eat their own tongues.

Santa shouldn't be called "grandpa frost" in eastern Europe, because he hasn't yet gone cold. Don't rob children of their childhood.

Fall seven times, get up seven.

To the above posters: montenegrins (Montenegro's people) are not at all lazy, they are breaking their backs for scrapes of food.

Yugoslavia (name means "Federation of south slavs") wasn't south of all slavs.

All bars should go back to being "old man bars".

"Whqt are you guys doing" is inappropriate for a group of women, duh.

Wales should change it's name because it sounds as in this joke:

At a small London pub,​

3 girls are chatting. An Englishman hears them and notices their distinctive accent that he so easily recognizes. He approaches then smoothly and asks: "are you girls from Scotland?"

In a condescending tone, one of them turns around and says: "It's Wales, idiot!"

"Oh I'm sorry, are you whales from Scotland?"



Thank you for your patience during this onslaught. Most of those I believe, some I made up for the comedic value. Hope you can now see how low IQ works.
 
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Schopenhauer wrote that there is a strong correlation between intelligence and the sensibility to noise.
Schopenhauer pushed a woman down a flight of stairs because she was talking too loudly.

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TheAmazingCriswell

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2+2 never equals 5.
In the abelian group Z/1Z (which is isomorphic to the cyclic group of order 1), 2+2 does equal 5.
 
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What's the Montenegro record on 100m dash?
25 meters
Challenge: tell us three good jokes about Croats without mentioning any other South Slavs
 
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Challenge: tell us three good jokes about Croats without mentioning any other South Slavs
Got us nailed on the spot lol
Challenge: tell us three good jokes about Croats without mentioning any other South Slavs

So there was this man in Croatia who drove trains for a living.​

He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.


Well, at the time, there was an old croatian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.


Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.


"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat; we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.


The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."
 
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UseItOrLoseIt

UseItOrLoseIt

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Challenge: tell us three good jokes about Croats without mentioning any other South Slavs
Why don't Croats let chickens out in the snow?
Because they leave three fingered footsteps on the ground.

Technically, I didn't mention any other nationality
Anyway, hope you understand the reference. Either way, I failed miserably :))
 
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Why don't Croats let chickens out on the snow?
Because they leave three fingered footsteps on the ground.

Technically, I didn't mention any other nationality
Anyway, hope you understand the reference. Either way, I failed miserably :))
Nah, good one. Makes you think about it for a second, I like it.

You know, many of those are internal jokes mostly people living informed life can understand, pertaining to convention and social media. Nothing wrong with that, because it is most people. Most of the jokes across Reddit for example. Problem is they are insider jokes, or simply references that by default can't be understood for "simple" people trying to figure them out.
 
UseItOrLoseIt

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Nah, good one. Makes you think about it for a second, I like it.
I didn't mean it like that. The joke is gold.
But, if you understand the reference, you know I sort of cheated, and so failed the challenge.
If you don't, than it's automatically a bad joke.
There is no joke about Croats only. We are a pompous and stuck-up bunch stuck 30 years in the past. Faced with this challenge we all be like:
WaterloggedSecondJumpingbean size restricted
 
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I don't like anime
One of my old friends from school tried to get me into anime. Said I'd become addicted. I went through a month trying to get into its different sub-genres. Just couldn't do it. To this day, if I see anime on/in any video selection, I swipe left faster than pulling my hand back from a frying pan's hot metal handle. So, I getcha.

Unpopular opinion: I often root for the villains in movies.
 
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I didn't mean it like that. The joke is gold.
But, if you understand the reference, you know I sort of cheated, and so failed the challenge.
If you don't, than it's automatically a bad joke.
There is no joke about Croats only. We are a pompous and stuck-up bunch stuck 30 years in the past. Faced with this challenge we all be like:
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Sort of cheated how? Didn't exclusively mention the S-people or the B-people.

You know, I'm bulgarian and I use the exact same way of describing us grandiose delusions and stuck 50 years i the past, painfully accurate. Which is why I am a nobody here.

Haha, love that gif.. greatest comedy show ever :haha:

Basil Fawlty and a customer
 
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Skathon

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I wish those car sound systems with the powerful bass were illegal to play within city limits. I wish it was mandatory to muzzle your untrained dog when you let it [him/her] outside, with hefty fines if there was evidence your dog barked at people. I wish TVs were made quieter, and if someone had hearing issues they'd have to use wireless headphones. Noise insulation should be a building code the government tightly regulates for buildings. Basically I wish it was a legal priority and a cultural value for no noises to ever penetrate the walls of my home.
Loud music should definitely be illegal.
Dogs do not require muzzling, however; bald monkey spawn do. Those disgusting tailless maggots should not be allowed in public places, actually.
 
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I know most people would think this is crazy, and that is okay I accept our brains might be wired differently or something. The majority of people are okay with life being this way and that is their right. My unpopular opinion:

I wish those car sound systems with the powerful bass were illegal to play within city limits. I wish it was mandatory to muzzle your untrained dog when you let it outside, with hefty fines if there was evidence your dog barked at people. I wish TVs were made quieter, and if someone had hearing issues they'd have to use wireless headphones. Noise insulation should be a building code the government tightly regulates for buildings. Basically I wish it was a legal priority and a cultural value for no noises to ever penetrate the walls of my home.

A less noisy world sounds like paradise to me. I was once at the grocery store and the music player had stopped working, it was the most peaceful I had ever felt while buying groceries. I sometimes wish I had robotic eardrums and could turn myself deaf with the flip of a switch.
I don't know how I missed your post, but I feel nearly exactly like you. I've spent a small fortune and YEARS struggling to put together ways to compensate for extremely loud neighborhood noise. And it's only gotten worse over the years. Police don't want to intervene. "Just talk with your neighbors" gets you a black eye or keyed car--no matter how polite you try to be. And no amount of research evidence about the negative health impacts of chronic, uncontrollable loud noise exposure changes public policy. You have to be rich (enough insulating land, technology) or powerful (enough to influence law enforcement) to have a chance of escaping the cacophony. But still, YOU are the problem if you bring it up, even when the law's being violated. <eye roll>
 
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The last Avengers movie was kinda meh
 
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