Spam thread - a thread dedicated to spam

[sserafim]

Meow meow meow

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the chicken was trying to runaway from her problems?

 

[GuessWhosBack]

Because the chicken was trying to runaway from her problems?

 

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[Spreadingmywings]

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[noname223]

If you like choices never vote Republican.

 

[null_blank]

We were when he was demonstrating it to us in the planning phase, but turns out it had no effect on actual vaults.

Ah yes, the classic polished diamond conundrum.

 

[Marine]

My favourite meme / stupid video, never gets old for me

 

[EvisceratedJester]

Spoiler: ✨⚠️🚨ALERT ALERT🚨⚠️✨️

@everyone So female dolphins have vaginal
secretions that make a male dolphin just
cum over and over and over. From this point
on, I will call these secretions "Dolphin Pussy
Jelly." Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we
gotta test this. You know, for science." So
the scientists collected a sample of said
Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and had a test primate.
They swabbed it on the male primate's dick,
sat back and watched the show. Now you
see, it worked. But it worked a little too well.
The monkey straight up had a heart attack
because it used all of its energy into fucking
cumming. I want to live in a world where this
is a commercial product. I want I to say "you
know what, I want to die and I know what to
do about it." I want to live in a world where I
can go into my local grocery store, pick up a
bottle of "Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly,'
and just fucking cum myself to death.

 

[Steff1337]

 

[leloyon]

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The duality of man.

Ah yes, the classic polished diamond conundrum.

See, another reason right there. Mime apologists will create all sorts of excuses and conundrums to explain away the failings of mimes. With clowns, they just honk their nose *honk honk* and all is forgiven.

Spoiler: ✨⚠️🚨ALERT ALERT🚨⚠️✨️

@everyone So female dolphins have vaginal
secretions that make a male dolphin just
cum over and over and over. From this point
on, I will call these secretions "Dolphin Pussy
Jelly." Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we
gotta test this. You know, for science." So
the scientists collected a sample of said
Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and had a test primate.
They swabbed it on the male primate's dick,
sat back and watched the show. Now you
see, it worked. But it worked a little too well.
The monkey straight up had a heart attack
because it used all of its energy into fucking
cumming. I want to live in a world where this
is a commercial product. I want I to say "you
know what, I want to die and I know what to
do about it." I want to live in a world where I
can go into my local grocery store, pick up a
bottle of "Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly,'
and just fucking cum myself to death.

 

[Plentiful_Despair]

 

[QueerMelancholy]

 

[sancta-simplicitas]

Breaking news: my landlord removed a hedge. A hedge. Just an ordinary, old hedge. People in the neighbourhood are mad. One lady was interviewed in the news about how "unsafe" she feels about the loss of hedge. She wasn't even warned before they removed the hedge!

Now, I'd consider myself a sensitive guy. I cry at movies. I flinch at sudden movements. Sometimes I freak out because I'm out of pasta. Sensitive. I just can't imagine being that sensitive. The kind of sensitive where a loss of hedge equals loss of personal safety. But what do I know, I don't have any sense of personal safety at all.

I want to move.

 

[wCvML2]

 

[Steff1337]

 

[EvisceratedJester]

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[Steff1337]

 

[noname223]

My dirty secret concerning this thread: I have posted this thread out of three reasons.
I wanted that my post count increases but I hate the game section. I can increase my post number in an easy way without posting a thread. Further, because I think it is a funny idea and I hoped for a lot of interesting posts.

 

[Marine]

Can't have Spam without the legendary Big Shot himself, Spamton.

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NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT. BE A BIG - BE A BIG - BE A BIG SHOT.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT. BE A BIG - BE A BIG - BE A BIG SHOT.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT. BE A BIG - BE A BIG - BE A BIG SHOT.

Further Spamtoning :

 

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[sserafim]

@Rocinante hunter eyes

 

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[noname223]

New reports on this forum.

Ah shit, here we go again.

 

[Spreadingmywings]

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@Rocinante hunter eyes

But the body is round

 

[GuessWhosBack]

Spoiler: ✨⚠️🚨ALERT ALERT🚨⚠️✨️

@everyone So female dolphins have vaginal
secretions that make a male dolphin just
cum over and over and over. From this point
on, I will call these secretions "Dolphin Pussy
Jelly." Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we
gotta test this. You know, for science." So
the scientists collected a sample of said
Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and had a test primate.
They swabbed it on the male primate's dick,
sat back and watched the show. Now you
see, it worked. But it worked a little too well.
The monkey straight up had a heart attack
because it used all of its energy into fucking
cumming. I want to live in a world where this
is a commercial product. I want I to say "you
know what, I want to die and I know what to
do about it." I want to live in a world where I
can go into my local grocery store, pick up a
bottle of "Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly,'
and just fucking cum myself to death.

What the fuck did I just read.

 

[qw3rty259]

sexy petite american men?

 

[EvisceratedJester]

What the fuck did I just read.

A post

 

[GuessWhosBack]

A post

 

[EvisceratedJester]

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