Spam thread - a thread dedicated to spam

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[Steff1337]

 

[Lady Laudanum]

Poo

 

[Steff1337]

Whatever, forever

 

[SoulWhisperer]

I agree with the first posts, now's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]!!!

 

[Steff1337]

I've found my friends, they're in my head.

 

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[damienlerone03]

 

[Steff1337]

 

[noname223]

I had a pretty good banger for this thread. But sadly I forgot it.
So here is just another random thought.
How likely is it it Tim Waltz becomes US-president one day? I think Kamala will be pretty mainstream and corporate eventually. I think she will be as lefty as Biden. By far no Bernies Sanders (which I would highly welcome.) I don't live in the US but I think it is great to cut the prices of medication. The pharma industry in the US is criminal.

second thought.
I am scared to interact with delusional people. I am sometimes delusional too. (I had psychosis.) I sometimes do interact but I am really scared because they act often arbitrarily and they are pretty suicidal on here.

I admire the people who try to keep the mind of delusional people clear. I think people in acute psychosis should not commit suicide. I had such debates on here too. But they are nerve wrecking for me. I am so extremely anxious having them. I don't want to cause any irreversible harm.

 

[Steff1337]

 

[sserafim]

@Rocinante you're the brown bear to my fox

 

[noname223]

I am so fucking paranoid. I need sleep. I barely sleep and it gets really rough. I am overthinking in an insane way. I feel observed but my mom says its legitimate to think that. I won't specify. I feel very uncomfortable in my skin. I cried. I will take a sleeping pill this night.

I want to pull off my skin so badly.

 

[Steff1337]

The sadness will last forever...

 

[sserafim]

@Rocinante free me

 

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[QueerMelancholy]

 

[Steff1337]

 

[null_blank]

 

[EvisceratedJester]

 

[Steff1337]

Nothing... Just spamming some more...

 

[leloyon]

That is always a good idea. Clowns are one of the most trustworthy occupations there are. Plus, do you know any other occupations that'll give you a free balloon? No. Especially not those mime bastards. I hate mimes.

Someone liked this post and reminded me of it. I regret to inform you that since this post, I unfortunately made the grave error of trusting a mime again. Yes, he gave me an "invisible" balloon. No, of course the balloon wasn't real and it was just thin air, just like the other times this has happened. Every fucking time. God I fucking hate mimes, the rat bastards. Never fucking trust mimes ever, you will always regret it.

 

[Steff1337]

 

[null_blank]

Someone liked this post and reminded me of it. I regret to inform you that since this post, I unfortunately made the grave error of trusting a mime again. Yes, he gave me an "invisible" balloon. No, of course the balloon wasn't real and it was just thin air, just like the other times this has happened. Every fucking time. God I fucking hate mimes, the rat bastards. Never fucking trust mimes ever, you will always regret it.

While they're awful conversationalists and atrocious at gift giving there's no one else you'd want in your heist crew than a mime cos if things went south, you know they'd never talk

 

[Steff1337]

 

[leloyon]

While they're awful conversationalists and atrocious at gift giving there's no one else you'd want in your heist crew than a mime cos if things went south, you know they'd never talk

Have you ever had a mime as part of your heist crew? It was terrible. He would not yell at anyone and simply made a gun shape with his hands. He got tackled by security, luckily the clown we also hired replaced the water in his flower with pepper spray and sprayed the security guard, we left the mime there while we pulled off an otherwise successful heist. Once again, clowns beat mimes.

 

[null_blank]

Have you ever had a mime as part of your heist crew? It was terrible. He would not yell at anyone and simply made a gun shape with his hands. He got tackled by security, luckily the clown we also hired replaced the water in his flower with pepper spray and sprayed the security guard, we left the mime there while we pulled off an otherwise successful heist. Once again, clowns beat mimes.

So you wouldn't be even slightly impressed by the mime's invisible vault drill?? I know I would be.

 

[leloyon]

So you wouldn't be even slightly impressed by the mime's invisible vault drill?? I know I would be.

We were when he was demonstrating it to us in the planning phase, but turns out it had no effect on actual vaults.

 

[GuessWhosBack]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[leloyon]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the KFC.