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[Alec]

Hi, welcome! I'm sorry you are in a situation where suicide is in your head. I know it's not easy to live like this. I have anxiety and depression too. I'll be happy to talk if you want to. Also, I really love your profile photo! I hope you can find a welcoming place here and some comfort. I love you.

 

[Ghost2211]

I'm honestly relieved I'm not the only one that had that go over their head lol

 

[checkouttime]

I think that's the most British thing I've ever read.

Shit, i was trying to keep my location under wraps!

 

[Mm80]

you'll have to explain this one

It means Roll Us Another Fat One Rosey Bird. @RoseyBird

 

[Ghost2211]

It means Roll Us Another Fat One Rosey Bird. @RoseyBird

You offering friend?

 

[Mm80]

Shit, i was trying to keep my location under wraps!

Do you wear nail varnish by any chance ?

You offering friend?

A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
Did you like that abbreviation?

 

[Ghost2211]

A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
Did you like that abbreviation?

Made me happy! Yeah I eat it since can't smoke with a parrot and kids. I stay happier for like 24 hours.

 

[Mm80]

Made me happy! Yeah I eat it since can't smoke with a parrot and kids. I stay happier for like 24 hours.

Does the parrot constantly repeat... Roll us another fat one rosey ?

 

[Ghost2211]

Does the parrot constantly repeat... Roll us another fat one rosey ?

He's a sun contour so he just screams 3 syllable parrot screams for I love you/peek a boo

 

[GoodPersonEffed]

I know ,lol, but what is it an abbreviation of gpe ?

It means Roll Us Another Fat One Rosey Bird.

I was totally going to say that but I had to step away for a minute. Now it looks like I didn't know.

 

[checkouttime]

Made me happy! Yeah I eat it since can't smoke with a parrot and kids. I stay happier for like 24 hours.

PARROT

Do you wear nail varnish by any chance ?

only at weekends

 

[Ghost2211]

PARROT

Have you had birds? They're amazing, cuddling, screaming, adorable poop factories.

 

[checkouttime]

Have you had birds? They're amazing, cuddling, screaming, adorable poop factories.

I've not, i have always wanted a parrot. i don't actually know why i never got one when i was working and had money!!!

I used to go in all the tenants houses at work and quite a few had parrots, a few had owls aswell. I'd be working away and next thing you here talking and i'm like WTF. used make me laugh my head off. so entertaining and so clever aswell.

mum said she used to have a parrot as a kid!

 

[Ghost2211]

I've not, i have always wanted a parrot. i don't actually know why i never got one when i was working and had money!!!

I used to go in all the tenants houses at work and quite a few had parrots, a few had owls aswell. I'd be working away and next thing you here talking and i'm like WTF. used make me laugh my head off. so entertaining and so clever aswell.

mum said she used to have a parrot as a kid!

If you're lonely a parrot will rock your world. They dance with you, snuggle, they're always there to share your food, and they never fail to mockingly watch you clean their many poops. They're a forever toddler. Some are not too expensive. Green cheeks are usually reasonable and at lots of pet shops. It's something to consider. They bring a party to any room.

Edit.. also cockatiels

 

[checkouttime]

If you're lonely a parrot will rock your world. They dance with you, snuggle, they're always there to share your food, and they never fail to mockingly watch you clean their many poops. They're a forever toddler. Some are not too expensive. Green cheeks are usually reasonable and at lots of pet shops. It's something to consider. They bring a party to any room.

I like macaw or african grey. oh used to be fascinated by them. i'd go in the house and they wouldn't say a word. but when i was working and not concentrating on them. BAM they start having a good old chat lol or sum times when they were covered up aswell. clever little sods!!

someone else said they were lie a kid to me aswell!!!

 

[Ghost2211]

I like macaw or african grey. oh used to be fascinated by them. i'd go in the house and they wouldn't say a word. but when i was working and not concentrating on them. BAM they start having a good old chat lol or sum times when they were covered up aswell. clever little sods!!

someone else said they were lie a kid to me aswell!!!

Look up Cockatoo tantrum on YouTube if you need a laugh.

 

[checkouttime]

Look up Cockatoo tantrum on YouTube if you need a laugh.

funny that!!!!

 

[VSAA]

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