Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[Xi-Xi]

Granted! But reincarnation exists, and you immediately become something else
I wish I could have some big... Juicy.. Steak...

 

[GenZ-Snowflake]

Granted! But uh oh... the steak gave you food poisoning!

I wish I could make fancy paintings.

 

[The Blackangel]

Granted, but a mouse constantly tears them apart as soon as you finish.

I wish I mattered.

 

[mjolnir]

Sure, but now you're so important that everything in the universe depends on you.
I want everyone to live happily ever after.

 

[Xi-Xi]

Granted, but the actual storyline hasn't even started yet, and it is brutal.
I wish Deltarune Chapter 5 would come out

 

[dhk96]

Granted, but while its release is simply confirmed again, the actual release date keeps getting delayed that people start to make jokes about Deltarune instead of GTA 6.

I wish the RNGesus of gacha games would bless me

*raises fist angrily towards the current home banner in Heartopia*

 

[kitty.iceFS]

Granted but you get the rare item but it's NOT what you wanted

I wish to never lose a chess game against my dad ever again

 

[IncrediblePal]

I wish to never lose a chess game against my dad ever again

It's always a stalemate

I wish for to get the benefits of 8 hours of sleep in just 1 hour.

 

[doomedbynarrative]

Granted but the effects wear off also in one hour.

I wish to travel the world.

 

[mjolnir]

I agree, but you'll have to do it on foot.
I want to go skydiving.

 

[The Blackangel]

I want to go skydiving.

Granted! But your parachute fails to open.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

 

[mjolnir]

Granted, but it only exists as long as it is not desired.
I want the end of capitalism.

 

[Self Medicated]

Granted, the world is now a Theocracy.
I wish I was endlessly interesting.

 

[LaetumCat]

Granted, but you're the only one who thinks you're interesting and everyone else just thinks you're a nerd.

I wish I could own a cheap house that doesn't have anything broken.

 

[Dinozauria]

Granted, but every time you leave the house you lose the keys to it

I wish I could shapeshift

 

[The Blackangel]

Granted! But every time you do so it locks you in that form for 100 years.


I wish my dogs' farts didn't smell.

 

[LaetumCat]

Granted! But everytime your dog farts, it also throws up and smells horribly.

I wish I wouldn't have body hair besides hair on my head.

 

[IwantSN]

Granted! But you now are now a snake and therefore have no arms or legs

I wish I had 10 bowls of tasty ice cream right now

 

[RiftbornVeil]

Granted! But you now are now a snake and therefore have no arms or legs

I wish I had 10 bowls of tasty ice cream right now

Granted. BUT you happen to be in Antarctica and the ice cream is too frozen to eat.

I wish pigs could fly.

 

[The Blackangel]

I wish pigs could fly.

GRANTED! But now disease is rampant worldwide due to pig shit constantly raining down on the planet.

I wish I was a better cook and enjoyed it.

 

[Dinozauria]

Granted! But you only have access to poisonous ingredients

I wish I could know what dinosaurs looked like when they were alive

 

[Happy Cat]

Granted but now you are stuck in the dinosaurs era

I wish I have found my soulmate

 

[Arvayn]

Granted, but they have an appallingly terrible life and you are powerless to help.

I wish to find the reason for it all.

 

[krsm98]

granted! but by the time you find it, everything ceases to have meaning anymore.

i wish to stay to stay asleep forever

 

[Xi-Xi]

Granted. But you simply sleep forever, and are tormented by nightmares
I wish for more wishes

 

[dhk96]

Granted, but they're all corrupted wishes (ba dum tss) with horrible outcomes.

I wish I had a new pair of earbuds.

 

[Self Medicated]

Granted but now your brain has lost the ability to interpret what your ears detect.

I wish I was strong.

 

[wanttogetonthebus]

Granted, but your entire body is now partially machine and you have to undergo extremely painful medical treatments every day while living in constant physical pain.

I wish I was a trust fund baby with enough wealth to last hundreds of thousands of lifetimes.

 

[mjolnir]

Granted, but your entire body is now partially machine and you have to undergo extremely painful medical treatments every day while living in constant physical pain.

I wish I was a trust fund baby with enough wealth to last hundreds of thousands of lifetimes.

You inherit a fortune capable of sustaining hundreds of thousands of lives… but it's frozen in legal disputes that take centuries to resolve.

I wish I could fulfill any of my desires exactly as I imagine them.

 

[Dinozauria]

You inherit a fortune capable of sustaining hundreds of thousands of lives… but it's frozen in legal disputes that take centuries to resolve.

I wish I could fulfill any of my desires exactly as I imagine them.

Granted! But you can only do that once every 50 years

I wish I was a nomad