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Xi-Xi

Xi-Xi

The Seventh Circle's Favorite Witch (Fae/Faer)
Nov 19, 2025
205
Granted! But reincarnation exists, and you immediately become something else
I wish I could have some big... Juicy.. Steak...
 
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GenZ-Snowflake

New Member
Aug 12, 2025
2
Granted! But uh oh... the steak gave you food poisoning!

I wish I could make fancy paintings.
 
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The Blackangel

The Blackangel

Resident Sociopath
Nov 3, 2018
249
Granted, but a mouse constantly tears them apart as soon as you finish.

I wish I mattered.
 
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mjolnir

mjolnir

The One Who Falls From the Sky
Nov 15, 2025
134
Sure, but now you're so important that everything in the universe depends on you.
I want everyone to live happily ever after.
 
Xi-Xi

Xi-Xi

The Seventh Circle's Favorite Witch (Fae/Faer)
Nov 19, 2025
205
Granted, but the actual storyline hasn't even started yet, and it is brutal.
I wish Deltarune Chapter 5 would come out
 
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dhk96

dhk96

Student
May 8, 2018
136
Granted, but while its release is simply confirmed again, the actual release date keeps getting delayed that people start to make jokes about Deltarune instead of GTA 6.

I wish the RNGesus of gacha games would bless me 😔

*raises fist angrily towards the current home banner in Heartopia*
 
kitty.iceFS

kitty.iceFS

Meow Meow Meow
Nov 10, 2025
39
Granted but you get the rare item but it's NOT what you wanted

I wish to never lose a chess game against my dad ever again
 
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doomedbynarrative

doomedbynarrative

Losing more of myself every day.
Jan 21, 2026
201
Granted but the effects wear off also in one hour.

I wish to travel the world.
 
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mjolnir

mjolnir

The One Who Falls From the Sky
Nov 15, 2025
134
I agree, but you'll have to do it on foot.
I want to go skydiving.
 
mjolnir

mjolnir

The One Who Falls From the Sky
Nov 15, 2025
134
Granted, but it only exists as long as it is not desired.
I want the end of capitalism.
 
Self Medicated

Self Medicated

Member
Jul 17, 2025
21
Granted, the world is now a Theocracy.
I wish I was endlessly interesting.
 
LaetumCat

LaetumCat

I like to play with sharp items
May 11, 2025
77
Granted, but you're the only one who thinks you're interesting and everyone else just thinks you're a nerd.

I wish I could own a cheap house that doesn't have anything broken.
 
Dinozauria

Dinozauria

September 3rd 2026
Feb 8, 2026
50
Granted, but every time you leave the house you lose the keys to it

I wish I could shapeshift
 
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The Blackangel

The Blackangel

Resident Sociopath
Nov 3, 2018
249
Granted! But every time you do so it locks you in that form for 100 years.


I wish my dogs' farts didn't smell.
 
LaetumCat

LaetumCat

I like to play with sharp items
May 11, 2025
77
Granted! But everytime your dog farts, it also throws up and smells horribly.

I wish I wouldn't have body hair besides hair on my head.
 
IwantSN

IwantSN

Member
Feb 6, 2026
21
Granted! But you now are now a snake and therefore have no arms or legs

I wish I had 10 bowls of tasty ice cream right now
 
RiftbornVeil

RiftbornVeil

always a dreamer <3
Feb 8, 2026
127
Granted! But you now are now a snake and therefore have no arms or legs

I wish I had 10 bowls of tasty ice cream right now
Granted. BUT you happen to be in Antarctica and the ice cream is too frozen to eat.

I wish pigs could fly.
 

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