Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[One day too late]

Granted but you can only turn them off 2 times a day and your emotions are intensified by 10.

I wish for your wish to come true.

 

[AnimusLapsus]

Granted, but it is gifted in a world where merit is earned through physical strength, not intellectual capacity

I wish for a redo on life.

 

[Pale_Rider]

Granted. Youre reborn as a snail.

I wish my problems would go away.

 

[LaetumCat]

Granted, but you get new, worse ones.

I wish that I could eat as much chocolate as I'd want and not feel sick.

 

[Blueberry Panic]

Granted but all you can eat for the remainder of your life is chocolate.

I wish that I could see the future

 

[Pale_Rider]

Granted . You only see the horror to come. None of the good.

I wish I had a pizza.

 

[sy46]

Granted. You get your pizza, but it's moldy, burnt, and covered in toppings you hate. And you're not allowed to throw it away until you've eaten every bite

I wish I had enough money to go to my favorite band's concert

 

[rhysion]

Granted; you have more than enough money for the concert plus travel and accommodation but can't find anyone or any site willing to sell tickets to you; and they disband after this last tour.

I wish to be able to perform street magic tricks any time and anywhere, without preparation.

 

[Exhausted-and-Alone]

Granted, but every time you demonstrate your trick there will always be someone in the audience (even if it's just to one other person) who will heckle you and explain, in detail, how you completed the trick.

I wish everyone would get their wish as they originally intended.