Help Would you pay someone to kill you?

[LastRide]

I want to shoot myself - I would be very much relieved if there was someone with me who could "finish the job" just in case I flinched or with the excitement got the angle slightly wrong and wasn't dead straight away but not conscious or mobile enough to deliver a second shot. It would make the whole situation a lot less stressful for me, since I am not afraid to die, I'm just afraid that something might go wrong (believe me, I can give you a list of things that normally leave you dead that I somehow managed to survive ! So maybe I am a bit paranoid now about being able to survive almost anything.... ). If that person wanted payment for his/her assistance, I wouldn't mind, after all they are taking a legal risk !
Then of course there is my absolute "dream" way to die but I can't see that ever happen, which is to be strangled during sex, just at the moment you're having your final orgasm....happy to pay for that too but I guess the risk for the person executing your wish is too high !

 

[faust]

I wouldn't want to be killed, however hiding the body seems a good idea. I would prefer to be "missing" and pay those who would find my body so that I'd never be found. The reason for that is a disastrous price of funerals. We can't even die for free, that's ludicrous how people manage to make large money from everything.

*who would hide - sorry

 

[Throwmyselfaway]

I've thought about it to be honest a couple weeks ago. It's tempting that way I don't see it coming. But on the other hand I want it on my terms

 

[TAW122]

No, I would prefer to carry out my own deliverance by myself. I do enjoy the ability to die on my own terms, especially if I am capable (physically and mentally) of doing so myself. Furthermore, due to legality and morality reasons, I don't feel comfortable in bringing someone else to do the deed for me (unless I was crippled and physically unable to - which would be assisted suicide).

 

[PhilosOfDoom]

Would you?

Depends who my "assister" is. Some random guy on the darknet, sure. A friend or family member? NOPE. Anyone I personally know I wouldn't ask, because they'd likely be imprisoned for murder or some derivative.

 

[AnnonyBox]

Money is worthless to me, but death is the only thing that can ever have any meaning, and value. It is the only choice I can make that would ever matter. No matter how much I spent, I would say I'm ahead on that deal.

 

[Soraa]

I would pay for assisted suicide but i wouldn't want someone to kill me.

 

[alexK]

I've thought about it but I wouldn't want to have someone kill me. Id rather control my own death.

 

[the box is empty]

Like physically strangle me or stab me? Probably not. If the option was for a sniper bullet shot to my head then maybe yeah

 

[mplslonely]

For me there would be a logical looper style payment. In person and only after the deed. I think the dream would be if the other person didn't actually want to CTB that the bus rider would drink the SN and only have the other person as an insurance policy.

 

[AlreadyGone]

Assisted suicide? Yes
Hitman? No

 

[21Neberg]

Haha is this an offer? Because hell yeah I would

 

[Mooshi]

If I could give said person a specific time and date then yes

 

[Dead beat dad]

Would you?

Don't know if it's already been mentioned but there is a movie called something like 'Dead in a week or your money back' that looks at this subject, its pretty funny if a little shallow.
Edit to add: would I pay someone to kill me?
No
DBD

 

[oxymoron]

If you need someone else to end your life for you, then you're not ready to go.

It's called Catching The Bus, not asking someone else to buy the ticket for you.

If you want to ctb, you need to buy the ticket yourself.

It's like you don't want it to look like a suicide. A murder or accident maybe.

 

[BabyYoda]

Depends on the method. If I could be provided with a peaceful and painless method and a service to allow me to order a nice cup of coffee before I go, then I'm in

 

[Csmith8827]

Yeah I would. Hitman or assisted. I'd prefer assisted though. If someone wants to pay for me to go to Pegasos I'm definitely down.

 

[Swedish Equality]

I have no money . I think i should provoke someone

 

[Ko9]

Depends which method. Please a bullet in my skull, please. I am a coward and I am aware of that being the only reason I am still breathing.

 

[Blu_1]

Depends on the method. If I could be provided with a peaceful and painless method and a service to allow me to order a nice cup of coffee before I go, then I'm in

Decaf for me, and count me in.

 

[TimeToBiteTheDust]

No. It has to be me. No one else.

 

[Seagirl]

No. They could make it linger horribly. I'd only pay for assisted in a clinic.

 

[CatchTheBus]

Consensual Homicide like on "Downloading Nancy"?? I've considered it. There was a time where I was being reckless and taking rides from strangers in hopes that one would kill me. That failed, obviously... Never actively looked for someone to take me out though...

 

[oxymoron]

Consensual Homicide like on "Downloading Nancy"?? I've considered it. There was a time where I was being reckless and taking rides from strangers in hopes that one would kill me. That failed, obviously... Never actively looked for someone to take me out though...

Would make it look like accident and imo it's better than leaving your family behind with suicide.

Assisted suicide? Yes
Hitman? No

Why?

 

[Somebodylied]

Yes, I wish I had a doctor or nurse friend, even a veterinarian friend, who had access to certain euthanasia chemicals, that way I know it's the real stuff, and administered properly.

 

[Yomyom]

Slow euthanasia ofcourse
Other kinds of death, no thank you

 

[Merith]

I'd easily pay for someone to ram their car into my body sitting against a brick wall. 100+ miles an hour, skull instantly crushed, no pain. I could be wearing headphones with a blindfold. Wouldn't even take a second for me to be gone.

 

[the end is near]

I'd definitely pay to have someone help me die in a peaceful way.

 

[tireddreamer]

No. I want to be in control.

 

[PillowSia]

Only of they kissed me first. Weird request, I know, but it'd be nice to know what a kiss is like before I leave.