Sex Sex Sex

[motel rooms]

 

[Scribble Fan]

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I did post this in the music thread but it belongs here too.

George Michael-I Want Your Sex

 

[Enigmatic Sailor]

Women are pretty beautiful, I guess.

 

[motel rooms]

...and then the arrows of our desire rewrote speech and I took the kiss of chocolate from his mouth and his spark took life on my tongue and there are no more words just the sensual world just one long luscious kiss and then another...

 

[motel rooms]

Young, dumb, don't see a problem
Bloodshot, stares like a hoodlum
Simple as this - I'm in love with the risk
I know what I've done
But tell me what did I miss

So please, don't say something
Waste not, save nothing
Lose the halo, no need to resist
A lick of the lips and a grip on your hips

First thing we succumb to shall erase and undo
Days of no release, if there's no release
Please just let me do whatever fits you
Make something, make someone
Beg on a knee, "Baby, baby, please!"
Pout your bottom lip while cracking the whip
You know what we want, it's candy to cum to

Sick, sick, sick - don't resist
Sick, sick, sick - don't resist

A total eclipse in the teeth of the risk
The tongue is a twist, perpetual bliss
Forever midnight, forever midnight
Forever

Sick, sick, sick (I'm gonna take)
Don't resist (I don't wanna change)

Baby, baby, come out!
C-c-c-come out!

Sick, sick, sick (I'm gonna change)
Don't resist (I don't wanna change)

Sick, sick, sick

 

[motel rooms]

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Oh no!!!
He misplaced his penis!!!!






I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
But they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
And calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

 

[motel rooms]

...and then the arrows of our desire rewrote speech and I took the kiss of chocolate from his mouth and his spark took life on my tongue and there are no more words just the sensual world just one long luscious kiss and then another...

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@MoonGoddess You're a woman, right? Why are you so offended by me posting non-violent images of grown men kissing in threads about sex? Are you homophobic or something?

 

[AnestheticVoid]

Sex is the most ridiculous emotion to live lol. Once it's over there you are. Lol. Society is based on sex. Eventually you become desensitized and there you are.

 

[motel rooms]

Sex is the most ridiculous emotion to live lol. Once it's over there you are. Lol. Society is based on sex. Eventually you become desensitized and there you are.

Sex is an emotion?

 

[CrossroadsCurious]

 

[motel rooms]

 

[motel rooms]

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Making him moan and scream.






So happy you haven't left us completely.
Lil Nas X-That's What I Want

 

[CrazyNihilist]

I am most likely addicted to sex as well. While I am a bit older, I am fit, attractive, and well endowed. I do find it frustrating when my depression caused ED or won't let me orgasm, but I find sex to be one of the few drops of honey to lick in this miserable world. Life is evil and an absurdity, so you might as well indulge in anything that does feel good or makes you forget for a while. I'm sure the professionals would label me "addicted", as they seem obsessed with the need to issue labels so often.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Justin Timberlake-Sexyback

 

[radioschizoid]

 

[motel rooms]

Is that your fetish?

 

[Alcoholic Teletubby]

 

[Alcoholic Teletubby]

I apologize. I posted this to the wrong thread (too many tabs open).

 

[LucieInTheDark]

motel rooms reminds me of my teenage years lived as a gay boy
Even thought I'm a girl I wouldn't give up those memories for anything in the world

 

[come to dust]

As much as I may want to have sex, I cannot. Even putting my ugliness to one side, my penis doesn't stay hard half the time, my asshole cant take anything in it without searing pain, I cum too quickly or not at all, and I have chronic fatigue limiting my movement ability. I am probably the worst sexual partner anyone could have the misfortune of being with.

Having a body capable of sex is a privilege.

 

[motel rooms]

Having a body capable of sex is a privilege.

It is. I hope it's clear I didn't start this semi-silly thread to hurt anyone's feelings.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

You could post pics of hot girls making out. I would not complain.
I only post some music in here. Like this.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

Olivia Newton-John-Physical
For @motel rooms ... These dudes are probably in their 80's.
I'm sure you will like the ending.

 

[motel rooms]

I won't bore you with the details, baby
You gotta get there in your own sweet time
Let's just say that maybe
You could help to ease my mind

Baby, I ain't Mr. Right
But if you're looking for fast love
If that's lust in your eyes
It's more than enough
Had some bad luck
So fast love is all
That I've got on my mind

So close, I can taste it now, baby

In the absence of security
I made my way into the night
Stupid Cupid keeps on calling me
But I see nothing in his eyes
I miss my baby tonight

So why don't we make a little room in my BMW, babe?
Searchin' for some peace of mind
Hey, help me find it
I do believe that we are practicing the same religion
Oh, you really oughta get up now, that's right

Gotta get up to get down, gotta get up to get down...

Looking for some affirmation, affirmation...

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

I also like the remix.

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

George Michael-Too Funky

 

[Grim reaper]

Suicidal sex addicts of the world, unite!

Suicidal sex addicts of the world, unite!

Suicidal sex addicts of the world, unite!

These people should end up in prison - you should go to the police instead.