Random thoughts

[Jupiter]

Gorbatschow Lemon tastes artificial.

 

[brighter]

I saw this today on my way back home from my course and it made me feel like shit.

:(

 

[thatguyakira123]

I've been trying to get someone to capture eps of a show for me from an app and I still haven't had luck with a good source. The search was so stressfull that I literally fell off the wagon. Fuck tv corporations, they wanna make things hard for people and then play the victims.

 

[mattwitt]

If we all wrote in white it would really mess with new people to this site : )

 

[Johnnythefox]

If we all wrote in white it would really mess with new people to this site : )

It would also prevent the nosey fuckers from seeing it.

 

[Jupiter]

It would also prevent the nosey fuckers from seeing it.

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

Me and a friend we're discussing the logistics of periods compared to the logistics of manhood.
She's female, obviously.
As the conversation progressed, things became sillier and sillier until I presented an idea met by a dismissive "ugh... men...", and a facepalm.
And me cackling like a witch, falling into a fit of ROFL.
If she's on "heavy flow" and sneezes, blood shoots outta there like she's a shotgun.
We came to the conclusion a sneeze hard enough can, hypothetically, produce enough force down there to cover an entire man in period blood and some mental scarring. This is the equivalent of shooting birdseed load at max spread.
To upgrade the accuracy, range, and mental scarring, the next stage is clear: load her up like a musket, except with a tampon, hoist her over the shoulder like a bazooka, and sprinkle some dusted black pepper right above her nose.
The mental image won't leave my mind.
The next step in biological warfare is here!

 

[waived]

nothing dodgy about that post

 

[Jupiter]

Just drunk. That's all.

 

[thatguyakira123]

There was a time when I didn't care that I was alone and going through all this shit, now I do and I'm sick of it. I wish suicide was accepted. That way even though I have no friends atleast my mom would support me. But ofcorse in reality she thinks it's bad cuz gawd and society says so.

 

[Alecsa]

I keep fucking buying things when I'm manic. Then I throw them all away when I'm depressed. fucks sake.

I usually go on a shit shopping spree when I'm depressive. Either food or random items I DON'T or WILL NOT NEED/USE. And then when I get better, I realize I just wasted money, and then get sad. Eventually the cycle repeats itself.
I miss the warmth of someone being next to me, and the temporary happiness of waking up with a purpose :-(

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

It's official. I like to pretend that I'm an anti-vaxxer and that I think flu/measles shots give you autism just to watch people get upset and quote studies at me.

 

[AhG]

Super random thought I had last night
I know Julius Caesar decided that January 1st was going to be the "New Year" but like, why? What gave this man the thought, how did he decide this on his own, I mean like besides the god Janus and stuff but like, how?

 

[Redt2go]

What's it like to have thoughts, beliefs, passions, and people that fill your heart? To have a life you enjoy enough to tie you to staying here?

 

[waived]

What's it like to have thoughts, beliefs, passions, and people that fill your heart? To have a life you enjoy enough to tie you to staying here?

Not good.

 

[Your Own Ghost]

I did an audio project back in college. I went around to random people and recorded them reading a quote about life, meaning, or happiness. And then I would catch them off guard and ask, "Are you happy?" Everyone who said no laughed before they answered.

 

[ArtsyDrawer]

I did an audio project back in college. I went around to random people and recorded them reading a quote about life, meaning, or happiness. And then I would catch them off guard and ask, "Are you happy?" Everyone who said no laughed before they answered.

That's an interesting project.
Does it come in text form? Sounds like something I'd enjoy reading.

 

[15dec]

I don't think I'll ever get better or be genuinely liked and wanted.

 

[Meretlein]

I'm having a painful muscle that has been lasting for hours.

 

[Your Own Ghost]

That's an interesting project.
Does it come in text form? Sounds like something I'd enjoy reading.

Sorry, there's no text version. It was a mix of audio recordings and sound effects. I'd shared it but I don't know how to do so without giving personal info away.

But in the end it seemed like a common bond shared in misery, when faced with it in a public sphere and caught off guard, the average person can't help but laugh when the truth comes springing from their lips. I'm from the States, though, and maybe it's different in other parts of the world.

For a person like me, who has dealt with depression for a long, long time, I came away feeling like the funniest person in the universe.

 

[throwaway123]

Today I realized there is a difference. A difference when I say "I don't want to live like this any longer" and " I can't live like this any longer."

The truth is: I am able to live this miserable life but I don't want to. Unfourtnately that is simply not enough to commit suicide. Around the world millions of people feel like me and today I realized that. Those who completed suicide could no longer cope.

It's cruel. You never get what you want.

 

[thatguyakira123]

I hate being an addict. What is it about addiction, when you finally get yourself at a good spot, and days despite feeling like shit and everything going worng you're able to not go back. And then out of the blue, it's all you ever think of. I might end up in prison one day because of this. I know what they'll do to a person like me. I'll die a horrible death at the hands of other prisoners. And yet still, knowing this, it still calls to me. I am so sick of relapsing.

 

[TheGoodGuy]

I hate being an addict. What is it about addiction, when you finally get yourself at a good spot, and days despite feeling like shit and everything going worng you're able to not go back. And then out of the blue, it's all you ever think of. I might end up in prison one day because of this. I know what they'll do to a person like me. I'll die a horrible death at the hands of other prisoners. And yet still, knowing this, it still calls to me. I am so sick of relapsing.

What are you addicted to?

 

[sadsoul]

Maybe 'life is a gift' is a bad translation from the German 'Das Leben ist Gift' (life is poison), it certainly would make more sense lol

 

[WOODESITY]

I remember stealing from my parents (mt dad) and dropping money on our way (me and my sister) on stairs and saying look what I've found... so stupid I still remember it I'm ashamed ...

 

[Redt2go]

I remember stealing from my parents (mt dad) and dropping money on our way (me and my sister) on stairs and saying look what I've found... so stupid I still remember it I'm ashamed ...

I don't know a kid that doesn't do this lol...

 

[Redt2go]

what's normal anyway

 

[Misanthrope]

It is bad I am resenting my loved ones. The time I have to wait is excruciating.

 

[AnnihilatedAnna]

Today I kept thinking that if I died it wouldn't matter in the greater scheme of thing. It just doesn't. This might be me rationalizing and or lying to myself. My life doesn't matter, I'm not gonna change things in the world, I'm not going to invent anything.

 

[AhG]

Why is there such a thing called "drama" what's the point of it? Get over yourself and stop causing it for attention.