Me and a friend we're discussing the logistics of periods compared to the logistics of manhood.
She's female, obviously.
As the conversation progressed, things became sillier and sillier until I presented an idea met by a dismissive "ugh... men...", and a facepalm.
And me cackling like a witch, falling into a fit of ROFL.
If she's on "heavy flow" and sneezes, blood shoots outta there like she's a shotgun.
We came to the conclusion a sneeze hard enough can, hypothetically, produce enough force down there to cover an entire man in period blood and some mental scarring. This is the equivalent of shooting birdseed load at max spread.
To upgrade the accuracy, range, and mental scarring, the next stage is clear: load her up like a musket, except with a tampon, hoist her over the shoulder like a bazooka, and sprinkle some dusted black pepper right above her nose.
The mental image won't leave my mind.
The next step in biological warfare is here!