Monster Energy drinks making my heart... better ?

[Bootleg Astolfo]

I am the one true gamer god, unlike all those inferior men who die of consuming it when they have heart problems, I, THE ONE TRUE KING OF GAMES, MERELY FEEL... ACTUALLY NORMAL FOR ONCE.... IT JUST... MAKES ME BREATHE NORMALLY AND HAVE ALMOST FUNCTIONNING ENERGY.
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEL BEFORE ME, FOR I AM A GAMER


Before anyone says this doesnt seem like normal behavior, shut up, it is for me, just trust me bro.

 

[lookingglassinsect]

 

[Lone_Gray_Wolf]

Ofc, if it is not femboy propaganda its Monster Energy propaganda... which is almost the same...
Let me guess, your favorite Monster is the white one?

Cuz that's based af

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Ofc, if it is not femboy propaganda its Monster Energy propaganda... which is almost the same...
Let me guess, your favorite Monster is the white one?

Cuz that's based af

 

[ChainedCrow]

 

[Pluto]