Minor fuckery

[woxihuanni]

Search engines becoming so stupid that you have to dork-hack your way to basic results.

Quite echoes the direction things go irl as well.

 

[W’ren]

-I have a freaking zit on my chin basically dead centre and i scratched it so it's red and stands out like a sign that says STARE AT ME!

-I'm getting a tattoo tomorrow at a mobile tattoo place that's set up and i'm going to have to make small talk and i'm socially inept...

-It's 2:18am and i want junk food and i have no junk food here.

 

[LastFlowers]

All my teeth are losing calcium and most of them are exposed or cracked

:( My teeth are fucked too and I've already had 8 taken from me so I really don't have any spares.


As for my contribution,
I can't fucking sleep.

 

[waived]

In the same vein as search engines becoming stupider, every video that exists anywhere about any topic having a lengthy introduction when what I want is quick and to the point information

 

[Emily_Numb]

Just had my online order declined by the GP for more Amitriptyline to stockpile and overdose with. Wasn't a lethal amount for this order, just 56 x 50mg. It's a f*cking joke!

 

[woxihuanni]

In the same vein as search engines becoming stupider, every video that exists anywhere about any topic having a lengthy introduction when what I want is quick and to the point information

Reminds me of some cooking videos where the 'cook' spends most of the time trying to sell sex or trashy stand-up comedy. Not surprisingly, none of those know how to cook to save their lives.

 

[Deleted member 1465]

I forgot to freeze my spare chicken. Now it's gone off and will have to be chucked. Idiot.

 

[Emily_Numb]

I forgot to freeze my spare chicken. Now it's gone off and will have to be chucked. Idiot.

I reckon I've thrown out more chicken than I've cooked over the years. It's so irritating

 

[woxihuanni]

I forgot to freeze my spare chicken. Now it's gone off and will have to be chucked. Idiot.

You can always have a go at the cock

 

[Deleted member 1465]

You can always have a go at the cock

Hahahaha nice one, I actually didn't think of that.

 

[BitterlyAlive]

I forgot my glasses upstairs when I went back to bed. Thought my mind was going when I was looking around my room and couldn't find them.

 

[woxihuanni]

I forgot my glasses upstairs when I went back to bed. Thought my mind was going when I was looking around my room and couldn't find them.

Ever looked for them when they were on your nose? Or cellphone when you were on a call? Did both hehe.

 

[BitterlyAlive]

Ever looked for them when they were on your nose? Or cellphone when you were on a call? Did both hehe.

Ohhh yeah. When I'm stressed that stuff happens all the time.

 

[Lupgevif]

Literally every piece of technology I acquire has some sort of flaw that makes using it extremely inconvenient.

 

[waived]

People attempting to mystify a conversation by pulling the "you've taken me out of context I never said that" when clearly that hasn't happened and they were just incorrect.

 

[Soulless Angel]

People attempting to mystify a conversation by pulling the "you've taken me out of context I never said that" when clearly that hasn't happened and they were just incorrect.

I hate it when that shit happens, I once replied you have taken out of context my apparent out of context reply, which now takes my once understandable reply into something that's now confusing..

 

[antigone_iris]

I need to wash my hair and I don't feel like doing anything

 

[woxihuanni]

I need to wash my hair and I don't feel like doing anything

Maybe if I send you a rubber duck...

 

[antigone_iris]

Maybe if I send you a rubber duck...

Hahaha

 

[StateOfMind]

- I have lots and lots of tabs open mostly music and today it slowed down my computer and made it unusable for a while even though I have lots of RAM.
- My phone isn't charging properly so I had to devise an elaborate contraption to make it work. Very annoying because I always get sweaty hands.
- I cant be bothered to eat properly anymore, its always such a chore because it brings me down from my alcohol buzz.
- Bad bowls and stool.
- Socks with a hole
- Washing clothes.. ugh
- Payed my sister to clean my room lol

 

[woxihuanni]

Fucker is zoom partying with the Abomination and the rest of the cult members.

 

[mahakaliSS_MahaDurga]

Fucker is zoom partying with the Abomination and the rest of the cult members.

Who is the Abomination?

 

[woxihuanni]

Who is the Abomination?

The head of the cult he belongs to.

 

[mahakaliSS_MahaDurga]

The head of the cult he belongs to.

Which cult is that?

 

[Deleted member 1465]

I hate it when that shit happens, I once replied you have taken out of context my apparent out of context reply, which now takes my once understandable reply into something that's now confusing..

I'd like to bookmark that and use it often in polite conversation

 

[woxihuanni]

Which cult is that?

It is a local cult parading as a hobby/business. Cannot say more identifying than that.

 

[x~Sophia~x]

Minor fuckery.... thh UK going into lockdown for a month , FFS!

Partial lockdown - all the schools, colleges and uni's still open. It's like brushing your teeth with a mouthful of salt 'n' vinegar crisps.

 

[Soulless Angel]

Partial lockdown - all the schools, colleges and uni's still open. It's like brushing your teeth with a mouthful of salt 'n' vinegar crisps.

it makes no damned sense, hand me the drink on a drip till it's over please!

 

[suicidal-raven]

My internet sucks ass but there's no other providers available where I live. But hopefully soon there will be a new one.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I have over a month of school left in the semester and I'm already so done with it. I'm not gonna learn any of this anyway. :/