I fill out surveys wrong

[Tintypographer]

I get a small thrill from telling the truth about suicide on surveys and lying about other things. I hate marketing so I love to state that I'm 86 years old, love outdoor sports, intent to purchase a house and I'm always suicidal. I fill out surveys in bizarre ways because I consider market data to be a horrible blight on humanity. I have several Google profiles one is even called black-holey-hole @ Google.com and that's the one I use when websites as me to please sign up. Then if I'm really annoyed I fill up an online cart with merchandise I don't intend to buy, go all the way through the process with the address 1600 Pennsylvania avenue then abandon the cart.

I hate my company's HR surveys and I dislike anyone knowing things about me so I've taken to making things up. You just can't get away from the garbage of targeted marketing. That really gets me down.

I'm still totally suicidal and fortunately my cancer is progressing!


Yay me!

 

[Versailles]

I would like to receive this message to my email
Based on our marketing surveys from last month, our online store offers you the wonderful offer of 2 bottles of Nembutal for only $2.99.

Dreaming costs nothing, XD

 

[Kurushii]

I would like to receive this message to my email
Based on our marketing surveys from last month, our online store offers you the wonderful offer of 2 bottles of Nembutal for only $2.99.

Dreaming costs nothing, XD

If only this could really happen to me. It would be a dream come true. But even then I don't think Nembutal would be sold that cheap, maybe 3.99$?

 

[rationaltake]

I get a small thrill from telling the truth about suicide on surveys and lying about other things. I hate marketing so I love to state that I'm 86 years old, love outdoor sports, intent to purchase a house and I'm always suicidal. I fill out surveys in bizarre ways because I consider market data to be a horrible blight on humanity. I have several Google profiles one is even called black-holey-hole @ Google.com and that's the one I use when websites as me to please sign up. Then if I'm really annoyed I fill up an online cart with merchandise I don't intend to buy, go all the way through the process with the address 1600 Pennsylvania avenue then abandon the cart.

I hate my company's HR surveys and I dislike anyone knowing things about me so I've taken to making things up. You just can't get away from the garbage of targeted marketing. That really gets me down.

I'm still totally suicidal and fortunately my cancer is progressing!


Yay me!

I make up as much as I possibly can as I hate organisations having information on me. My online presence is virtually nil. I get where you're coming from.