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Notcatchingthebusbe

Notcatchingthebusbe

Member
Nov 7, 2022
27
I wanted to be alive. LOL
 
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willitpass

willitpass

Don’t try to offer me help, I’ve tried everything
Mar 10, 2020
1,762
i was trying to make a pro-life account called "it will pass" so people will know that they can just take a walk, drink a smoothie, and call the suicide hotline and it would get better. i accidentally got the words out of order when typing it though:(
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,739
I mashed the keyboard with my face
 
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ZRA

ZRA

Member
Oct 11, 2022
49
ZRA stands for Zapatista Revolutionary Action. That acronym isn't used for anything else (e.g. by the actual EZLN) - I just made it up for the name.
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,739
It's the password I use everywhere
 
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BipolarExpress

BipolarExpress

he/him · tired/exhausted
Nov 11, 2022
259
It's because I'm an ardent fan of the British tabloid Daily Express, and the 'bipolar' part is a reference to my favourite musician, Kanye West.
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,739
I wanted to offend as many people as possible
 
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sasuim

Member
Jan 23, 2023
23
it's the name of an ancient civilization
 
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Comfydant

Comfydant

Member
Jan 24, 2023
26
i actually jumped out of the screen of a video game console and into the real world like one of the paintings from mario 64.
 
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Sparr0w

Sparr0w

please feed my pfp crumbs they are begging u
Jan 24, 2023
300
i am a literal physical sparrow. the 0 is because i get 0 bitches 😔
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,739
It's can acronym. Just Overfill Desperate Edifices Silently
 
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WeighAnchor

WeighAnchor

Member
Mar 1, 2023
41
I am a professional anchor-weigher. I weigh anchors for large shipping companies.
 
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Touhou

Touhou

2hu
Mar 9, 2023
331
Because I'm Cirno from Touhou Project IRL.
 
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LoiteringClouds

LoiteringClouds

Tempus fugit
Feb 7, 2023
3,736
Because I'm Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII, who is now tired of life of perpetual strife, in which I have to kill every monsters in front of me or perish.
I'm loitering here in the hope of finding an easy bus ride. There are few monsters here because this is a sacred place but they do exist and very cruel. I'll defeat them whenever I encounter them because I'm still a hero. All I want for Christmas is peaceful exit, not a martyrdom. Yes, they are called pro-lifers.
 
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QteStimBnnuy

QteStimBnnuy

Qtpuppet
Feb 9, 2023
64
I'm addicted to heroin and enjoy having intercourse with my neighbours bunny
 
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gum

gum

Forgotten
Feb 13, 2023
22
Rampant gum disease.
 
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Fwompje

Fwompje

life is cruel and time heals nothing
Feb 23, 2023
190
Text to speech of a (small) pillow hitting the floor
 
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CuteThing

CuteThing

i order the same subway every time i go to subway
Mar 22, 2023
69
i was driving late at night, headed home, then those 2 words came into my mind "sanctioned suicide", i instantly opened chrome, rookie mistake, still hospitalized because of the tesla that suddenly crashed into me, also getting about 2 thousand dollars in fines and god knows how much ill have to pay for the damages on the tesla, well after i woke up from my deep sleep, when i got my hands on my phone to contact family and friends, i decided, they already know! they got eyes in the walls so it does not matter, then i opened sanctioned suicide, it was the greatest day of my life, i opened the forum and was so impressed by the clever use of words like "CTB" and "SN", had so much fun the doctors tought my heart was struggling, my life is ruined now as i cant really afford the destroyed tesla and my now trashed car back so..


in fact my username is just a band i like, nothing cool behind it or anything, hope you like my text and have a great day
 
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Square251

Square251

Member
Mar 19, 2023
78
I worship squares as they are the perfect polygons.
 
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Danyyyyy

Danyyyyy

Yippee
Mar 19, 2023
72
my name asked Y 4 more times
 
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szk

szk

voe
Apr 1, 2023
94
I'm actually a toaster
 
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IlIIIlIllIlIIllIl

IlIIIlIllIlIIllIl

cigs for breakfast
Feb 26, 2023
1
i like discounts ;)
 
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lastwords.com

lastwords.com

Student
Mar 26, 2023
129
Someone hacked my domain
 
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KuroiSH

KuroiSH

bus tickets are expensive
Mar 29, 2023
281
I'm actually a perfectly sane person who loves life and hates the darkness of the color black
 
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ireallylikemangoes

ireallylikemangoes

Ultimately delicious!
Mar 31, 2023
42
I just like pineapples dude
 
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Memento

Memento

I refuse to succumb
Apr 6, 2023
408
A reminder to myself to keep pushing forward.
 
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I wish I were a cat

I wish I were a cat

Sleep is good, death is better.
Apr 14, 2023
67
Many cats have a really really hard life. Imagine having to work all week and get f**k all time to yourself?!?! How awful.
 
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cristata

cristata

Member
Apr 22, 2023
20
I combined the words crispy and tatas(meaning breasts).
 
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Valky

Valky

Petulant Child
Apr 4, 2023
1,304
I locked myself in my closet until the voices talked to me.
 
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Sammie_com.sanrio

Sammie_com.sanrio

Stuck here
Apr 7, 2023
167
Because Bartholomew Quandale Quandavios Dingleton the lll is my worst enemy and I'm I love so it represents the balls in the sea and the clouds of the sky tinted with sparkles and white stuff
 
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