Games How did you come up with your username? Wrong answers only.

[AppleTreeDog]

These are the only 3 things I own

 

[reallysleepy]

Sleep is for the weak

 

[Steff1337]

I'm a really extroverted and outgoing guy.

 

[cali22♡]

California

 

[PinballWizard39]

Pinball machines.

 

[amnesia999]

I forget...

 

[sugarb]

...

My great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandmother's son Harold accidentally burnt down his house while baking a rabbit into a hot cross bun doused in powdered sugar.

 

[hawkshorizon]

A few years back I was seated on my back porch watching a warm autumn afternoon fold into vivid plum reds and oranges. I finished my beer and stood to head back into the kitchen when, from a darkening horizon, a quickly expanding mass came gliding into my yard, landing a few feet from where I stood. Even in the remaining dim light, I could see it was a massive hawk. The large bird waddled on its legs for a few seconds, then stopped, gave me a nod and spoke. What it said I will not repeat verbatim, but it spoke of a near future where I would meet my fate and find accession. Since that night and my meeting with the winged auger, I have been known as hawkshorizon.

 

[Fakefriendhate_Maxx]

In my former life, I was James Bond...

 

[nobob]

I say no to bob sledge.