Help Cover Story For Buying SN?

[The Eeyorish One]

I'm considering buying some SN, however I live with two other people, and it it's very likely that they would either grab the package for me, or would see it being delivered due to a ring camera. I'm wondering if there's any good cover story I could use to explain away buying it if the shipping winds up not being discrete?

 

[niiina]

I really doubt the sender would reveal what's inside of the packaging, no matter what you buy online they never write the content on the packaging.

If anyone is nosy and open it then they should be in trouble with you, not you with them. But I doubt someone would raise an eyebrow for your mail. Maybe trying to explain yourself for something no one asked is more suspicious.

Last resources:

If they don't open and you want to justify yourself tell it's just some stupid thing you ordered from Wish or ali express. People love stupid things, that can pass.
Or a cable charger since packaging should be small

If they open, after you give them a lecture about privacy, say it's something to mix with water and use on your face :v

 

[The Eeyorish One]

I really doubt the sender would reveal what's inside of the packaging, no matter what you buy online they never write the content on the packaging.

If anyone is nosy and open it then they should be in trouble with you, not you with them. But I doubt someone would raise an eyebrow for your mail. Maybe trying to explain yourself for something no one asked is more suspicious.

Last resources:

If they don't open and you want to justify yourself tell it's just some stupid thing you ordered from Wish or ali express. People love stupid things, that can pass.
Or a cable charger since packaging should be small

If they open, after you give them a lecture about privacy, say it's something to mix with water and use on your face :v

Ty, yeah I'm probably overthinking it. For some reason my brain is telling me it'll get delivered and just be super obvious about what it is and I'll wind up committed. Also ty for the last resort ideas!

 

[flightless bird]

SN is used for curing meat so... You've seen a how-to video on youtube and you want to try making some home-cured holiday ham...

 

[The Eeyorish One]

SN is used for curing meat so... You've seen a how-to video on youtube and you want to try making some home-cured holiday ham...

That's actually perfect, I can't believe I didn't think of something so simple yet believable… it's the perfect time of the year for it too.