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Despondent

Despondent

Archangel
Dec 20, 2019
6,777
Granted: but this will only happen three times each day.

I wish I was in university
 
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restingspot

restingspot

Lucid Dreamer
May 30, 2019
224
Granted: but this will only happen three times each day.

I wish I was in university
Granted: You are now running yourself into the ground with extracurricular activities, being the head of many organizations on top of maintaining your 4.0 GPA in a highly competitive major.

I wish for a large frozen matcha latte from dunkin donuts.
 
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narval

narval

Enlightened
Jan 22, 2020
1,188
you got it. without glass. It's on the floor.
I wish a job :(
 
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Soul

Soul

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Apr 12, 2019
4,705
I wish a job

Here's one: Clean up that matcha latte mess on the floor. 8]

I wish I could have something excellent for dinner - something vegetarian and inventive, that is.
 
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enjolras

enjolras

Dead are useless if not to love the living more
Feb 13, 2020
1,293
Granted : here's a salad/soup of crude brussel sprouts + boiled spinach + salty algaes + cat's herb, topped with grenade jelly & greasy soy sauce. Enhanced with some caviar of SAND to facilitate the digestion & add texture for the taste buds ! Bon appétit

Wish a generous donator could pay my bills
 
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restingspot

restingspot

Lucid Dreamer
May 30, 2019
224
Granted : here's a salad/soup of crude brussel sprouts + boiled spinach + salty algaes + cat's herb, topped with grenade jelly & greasy soy sauce. Enhanced with some caviar of SAND to facilitate the digestion & add texture for the taste ! Bon appétit

Wish a generous donator could pay my bills
Granted: The donator is a dead loved one and you got the inheritance.

I wish I had a bidet
 
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Brick In The Wall

Brick In The Wall

2M Or Not 2B.
Oct 30, 2019
25,159
Wow this thread really took off.

Granted but the bidet sprays boiling hot water.

I wish I wouldn't have taken my life for granted.
 
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enjolras

enjolras

Dead are useless if not to love the living more
Feb 13, 2020
1,293
I wish I had a bidet


Granted : sewer pipes have a problem and an acidic liquid is spilled on your genitals

I wish I disposed of high-tech electronic japanese toilets at home

 
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restingspot

restingspot

Lucid Dreamer
May 30, 2019
224
Granted : sewer pipes have a problem and an acidic liquid is spilled on your genitals
A bidet connects to the water tank on the toilet, unless you mean the septic tank somehow regurgitates the waste back up and into the tank.

Granted but the bidet sprays boiling hot water
At least my ass would be clean!
 
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Brick In The Wall

Brick In The Wall

2M Or Not 2B.
Oct 30, 2019
25,159
At least my ass would be clean!
Always look on the briiight side of life! :))

Granted : sewer pipes have a problem and an acidic liquid is spilled on your genitals

I wish I disposed of high-tech electronic japanese toilets at home


Granted but the toilet becomes sentient and enslaves you.

I wish I had a good paying career (oh no this one might hurt).
 
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enjolras

enjolras

Dead are useless if not to love the living more
Feb 13, 2020
1,293
A bidet connects to the water tank on the toilet, unless you mean the septic tank somehow regurgitates the waste back up and into the tank.
F**k. I won't become a plumber. Where's Mario ?

Wish I had my lover back

Granted but on a wheelchair, deaf + mute, about his sight... he only cares for your mother (pardon :nomouth:)

I wish I could meet my futur-ex now.
 
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Brick In The Wall

Brick In The Wall

2M Or Not 2B.
Oct 30, 2019
25,159
You're an oil rig worker. Have fun.

I wish I could think of a good wish
That would actually be kinda badass, I've had dangerous work in the past so I think I'd be game.

Granted: You thought of a good wish but you forgot it again.

I wish I didn't need to make a wish to have what I wanted.
F**k. I won't become a plumber. Where's Mario ?



Granted but on a wheelchair, deaf + mute, about his sight... he only cares for your mother (pardon :nomouth:)

I wish I could meet my futur-ex now.
Yo I felt like you got skipped. My bad, this thread started picking up quick.
 
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enjolras

enjolras

Dead are useless if not to love the living more
Feb 13, 2020
1,293
You too were (skipped)

I wish I wouldn't have taken my life for granted.

You can redo everything right in your power, but still it all turns up as massive failures.

I wish I didn't need to make a wish to have what I wanted.

You're an awful dictator/tyran & have it all, lacking nothing, because you exploited all your counterparts. The people hate you to death & plan an agonising end before torturing your family in front of you.

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Wish cryogenization was a reality
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
Granted but it only works on a small percentage of the population.

I wish I could grant other people's wishes
 
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GoBack

GoBack

Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
Granted but you lose a body part with every granted wish

I wish I'd known better
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
Granted you knew better but always 1 minute after you needed to.

I wish I could see the future
 
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GoBack

GoBack

Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
Granted but only 1 second before it happens

I wish I could go roller disco now
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
Granted but while there you are given COVID-19

I wish I won the lotto top prize
 
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GoBack

GoBack

Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
Granted. You win the squirrel lotto of a lifetime of nuts

I wish I had learned the guitar
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
Granted you can play the guitar but mess up every time someone is listening whether or not you know they are

I wish I couldn't feel any pain
 
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GoBack

GoBack

Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
Granted. You're a robot

I wish I had known this virus was coming
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
Granted. Every time you tried to warn people you forgot what you were trying to say

I wish I could song well
 
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GoBack

GoBack

Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
Granted you have a birds head on your body

I wish I could drive
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
Granted but you are only allowed to drive for 10 minutes each day

I wish I could change my personality
 
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GoBack

GoBack

Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
Granted but it changes every week

I wish I had my old life back
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
Granted but you can't stop your life from repeating itself again

I wish I had been born a boy
 
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GoBack

GoBack

Paragon
Apr 25, 2020
997
Granted but you have to be in the worst boyband ever

I wish I could have a good Halloween night out now
 
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enjolras

enjolras

Dead are useless if not to love the living more
Feb 13, 2020
1,293
@GoBack @NotGonnaLast you 2 are meant to be ! It's like assisting at a ping pong match at the olympic games. Gratz !
 
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NotGonnaLast

Wizard
Mar 31, 2020
606
@GoBack @NotGonnaLast you 2 are meant to be ! It's like assisting at a ping pong match at the olympic games. Gratz !

Thanks! I'm enjoying it to be fair.

Granted but you do it as a toddler and aren't even allowed to have your sweeties!!!

I wish I knew the answer to any question asked
 
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