Games Corrupt-A-Wish.

[MeltedJello]

Granted, but the machine requires 2 people. You, and a pro lifer in order to use it.

I wish I could overeat without gaining weight.

 

[Silenos]

Granted. The person you love most gains the weight for you instead.

I wish to feel pure ecstacy.

 

[Choco]

Granted. The person you love most gains the weight for you instead.

I wish to feel pure ecstacy.

Granted, but you melt into jello
I wish to have infinite candy

 

[Silenos]

Granted. The candy spawns straight into your stomach.

I wish for a private island.

 

[Choco]

Granted. The candy spawns straight into your stomach.

I wish for a private island.

Granted, but the sand is moving sand
I wish to be invisible

 

[MeltedJello]

Granted, but you become blind.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[Choco]

Granted, but you become blind.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted but people's thoughts are too loud
I wish I could yeet a can into space

 

[MeltedJello]

Granted, but the can hits your head when it goes back to earth.

I wish for soup.

 

[Choco]

Granted, but the can hits your head when it goes back to earth.

I wish for soup.

Granted, but the soup is sour
I wish I could swim

 

[itstoolateforme]

Granted but you become a fish.
I wish i had a friend

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted but they're completely dependent on you for everything, and not in like a cute way either you have to take responsibility for everything their life entails.

I wish I was emotionally mature.

 

[Choco]

Granted but they're completely dependent on you for everything, and not in like a cute way either you have to take responsibility for everything their life entails.

I wish I was emotionally mature.

Granted, but you implode
I wish I was the sun

 

[MeltedJello]

Granted, but you stay behind the moon forever.

I wish all humans became plants, and all plants became human.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but plant-humans decide to deliberately kill all the animals as revenge for the animals who tried to eat them. Also every human who gets turned into a plant will gain an itch that they now can't scratch because they can't move.

I wish I had more motivation to do things.

 

[motel rooms]

I wish I had more motivation to do things.

Granted, but all you wanna do is fornicate with flamingos & snack on mouse droppings.

I wish there were more human blood available for me to bathe in.

 

[Null Hypothesis]

I wish there were more human blood available for me to bathe in

Granted. The blood smells of death, has a fishy, rotten scent much like a certain monthly visit from Aunt Flo and is contaminated with various sexually-transmitted and bloodborne disease (HIV/AIDS, hepatitis B/C etc.). According to the dark entity you made a pact with, you are 1) to bathe in said blood every day for the rest of your life and 2) not to skip a single day, or be condemned after death to fornicate with spiders for the rest of eternity.

I wish I was born male.

 

[Itsallover123]

Congrats, you're a suicidal incel with an unbelievably strong SI.

I wish I didn't find the people who join SS & then spew shit like "Your suffering will purify your soul" so annoying.

Granted, but it's because you ARE one of those people.

I wish I had a juicy orange right now.

 

[Silenos]

Granted, but it's also incredibly radioactive (which you won't realise until right after eating the whole thing).

I wish I was turned into one of the mythological gods.

 

[motel rooms]

I wish I was turned into one of the mythological gods.

Granted, but you have to be this Zeus with a bigger wiener, call me your god & accept the fact that your sexy butt is gonna give birth to our kids

I wish I were able to remember that many members despise my jokes because they think I'm some carefree asshole irl

 

[Choco]

Granted, but you have to be this Zeus with a bigger wiener, call me your god & accept the fact that your sexy butt is gonna give birth to our kids

I wish I were able to remember that many members despise my jokes because they think I'm some carefree asshole irl

Granted, but your brain become so tired you fall asleep
I wish I was a butterfly :P

 

[Silenos]

Granted, but a frog eats you the moment you get out of your cocoon.

I wish for a harem with @hotelbeneathground as my main concubine.

 

[motel rooms]

I wish for a harem with @hotelbeneathground as my main concubine.

Granted, but your main concubine is a hairy, bearded dominatrix who doesn't need a strap-on

I wish I were a porn director

 

[Silenos]

Granted, but you exclusively get to direct 70+ year olds.

I wish the earth was hollow and had a different civilisation that I could escape to.

 

[Choco]

Granted, but you exclusively get to direct 70+ year olds.

I wish the earth was hollow and had a different civilisation that I could escape to.

Granted, but the civilisation cant comunicate with you
I wish I was a wizard

 

[MeltedJello]

Granted, but you can't spell.

I wish music was a real person I can be friends with.

 

[Silenos]

Granted, but Music never shuts up, meaning you will always hear music, everywhere.

I wish I could get another tattoo that suits me perfectly.

 

[deathLiberation]

Granted, but its made with invisible ink.

I wish i could fly like those dragonball characters.

 

[MeltedJello]

Granted, but you only have the energy to fly 1 second a day.

I wish I can never feel anger/rage.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

Granted, but people just take advantage of that to annoy and/or abuse you. You can still feel sadness and despair.

I wish it was five hours later from right now.

 

[MeltedJello]

Granted, but five hours are taken from your lifespan.

I wish Nintendo would release a stronger console than the switch.