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Symbiote
Global Mod
- Oct 12, 2020
- 3,101
Granted. The person that hugs you also wets themselves on you.
I wish the hurricane would go away.
I wish the hurricane would go away.
I wish covid had never happened.
Granted! For most victims it's very nice that all their symptoms evaporate, but they have to explain why they missed so much work. For the people that died of it it's not so great, especially if "post-mortem preparations" such as cremation or burial or embalming have killed them. Those who have donated non-essential organs may wake up to some strange surprises. You can write a masterpiece of investigative journalism about it and win a Pulitzer. Oh and Biden wins easily anyway.
I wish my so-called boyfriend were less crabby.
I wish the weather was always the perfect temperature
Granted, but it is always raining fish.
I wish I had perfect skin
Granted! You now come equipped with a chip that keeps you informed as to what species the current weather is perfect for. If you shout HOWDY into the chip it changes you into the relevant species.
I wish I'd typed that in time to be @RoseyBird's answer.
Granted: you now have the most perfect skin, you just can't wear it. ;)
I wish I could sleep
Granted, but you sleep forever.Granted: you now have the most perfect skin, you just can't wear it. ;)
I wish I could sleep
Granted, but you sleep forever.
I wish children had better coping skills and didn't tantrum
Granted, but your TV stays on and emits nothing but old, really scary episodes of the Twilight Zone!
I wish I didn't feel like weeping.
Granted but it's so large you can't afford to feed it.
I wish we were like Star Trek where people worked to better themselves not for possions or profit.