You wake up as Donald Trump. What do you do?

[Pilum Muralis]

I would have a two for, and try out my new mushroom-shaped tallywhacker on Melania, and at the same time have my first lesbian encounter.
Then I suppose I'll have some KFC and a Diet Coke. Rant on Twitter for awhile, make some rash policy changes, and go take a nap. After I wake, then I'll start and try and make things right. Sorry, I don't discuss politics, but trust me, once I'm done with all the changes, it will be an utopia.

 

[SinisterKid]

i`d just press all the nuke buttons

Is that before or after you get the hair cut?

 

[crimea_river]

Resign immediately. In my resignation speech, explain that capatalism isn't really my thing anymore and that I'm going to devote the rest of my useful life to helping the needy.

 

[dreamsofdestruction]

I honestly can't come up with much.

But I just realized not even being rich and powerful might save me now.

 

[not_a_robot]

I find it interesting you are so concerned with and passionate about climate change. I think it's honourable. It's just you don't see that a lot with people looking to ctb because we are so checked out. Like I think it's a bad thing for sure but why care because it won't affect me anyways? And I don't have kids so I can't say I give a whole lot of fucks for the rest of society that will endure it.

Lol hoping to see more effect of climate change is one thing stopping me fro ctb. Hurricanes are so majestic.

 

[rata1]

if i didn't push the red button directly in a rageattack due to my fucking frustrating life and total disrespect and hate torwards humanity, i would give orders to the cia and other authoritys to ruin or "change" some peoples lifes. i would let them pay or just put them some kind of metaphorical mirror in front of there eyes so that they will be forced to see (and to feel :) what they did to others, how they used others for their miserable and coward aims, how they ruined lifes of others. not as revenge but just to do some justice. they will be used as they are using others. they wouldn't be able to abuse others anymore. at the same time i would tell my agents to broadcast these actions to my office. i would drink a nice mojito watch this stuff a little. and when i am assured that my will has been fullfilled i will go to some island wiht a beach and invite people that i like and that are worthy to this and make party. a nice relaxed party with everything. at night i would go to the forest or djungle, leave people having fun at the party, without disturbing anybody, with a bottle of good red wine and jump from the fucking cliff(i forgot to say that the island has a nice 200m cliff to jump off). before the party i would deliver all kind of goods to certain people in order to change the way of humanity's destiny a little. give money and stuff to people that need and desserve it. also i would silence certain poltiticians, media people, bosses that do nothing but harm people, the planet and nature.
finally jumping into liberty, drunk of wine and mojitos, smoking a last cigarette, what a nice dream....
(sure with the possibilitys a president of the us i could try another type of therapy (perhaps one that is too expensive for "normal" people) to heal myself from psychic disorders, but honestly i gave up and i don't believe in anything anymore, the evil won...)

 

[Funkbunny]

Buy nembutal, take it.

 

[Severen]

I'd do what I'm paid to do even though most of the world hates me. People like Donald Trump are being hired by people a lot more powerful than him to ensure their interests are being pushed and maintained. Donald Trump, the Republican party etc, all just a tip of an iceberg. And if I woke up as Donald Trump, I'd have a wife and kids to think about etc... If I actually had the power to do whatever the fuck I would want to do though as a president. I'd apologize to Mexico and the Mexican people. And I'd flush the stupid wall idea down the toilet. And not try to fuck over poor people. And also compensate all the women, I treated like shit in the past. I'd also pay all the workers who worked on my buildings and were never paid because I didn't feel like paying them at the time... And also, stop trying to fuck with other nations that are not our enemies. I'd also try to make it so, more tax dollars are going to help American citizens instead of corporations and people who really don't need help... But then, even in that ideal world, all the things I mentioned above, would probably have people hire a dozen snipers to shoot me in the head from every angle or people to poison me on a daily basis. Then I'd have to create something like a Praetorian Guard, a military branch of fanatic loyal soldiers a lot more powerful than the Secret Service and ride around in armored vehicles under the cover of attack choppers and fighter jets every time I travel on the ground and have people to inspect my food and drinks thoroughly. And I'd also have to be extremely cruel to people who are my enemies even if they are just puppets. Because you can't please everyone... And no matter what you do, you will always make enemies. And the more powerful you are, the more powerful, your enemies will be because you will be stepping on the toes of powerful people... Power comes with a heavy fucking price.

 

[RainAndSadness]

I would legalize assisted suicide in the USA. Of course. But I would do other stuff. Like, being born as that asshole is one thing. But you can have a serious impact on the planet if you're the president of the United States. I would stop the war on drugs and decriminalize all of them. I would go even further and urge other countries to do the same. I would reduce the military and border patrol spending and instead implement a decent and realistic immigration process for people who want to live in the USA. I would pull troops from the middle east and stop invading their countries and invest in education and welfare instead. I would also do everything in my power to reduce the impact of the US on the climate and protect the environment. I would end the privatization of many industries and implement a compassionate health care system similar to the ones that exist in Europe. My list is endless, I could continue for hours and still find new ways to improve that country.

 

[Joannf]

You have his body, but your mind.

Anyone who thinks that a political figure can make real decision - or that democratic elections will get anyone but an establishment puppet elected, is a dangerous fool. If you woke up as The Donald, you would probably wonder what orders you'd have to follow today, and play your part. You people are being served theater on a regular basis, so that you have your love and hate figures, and join silly 'freedom' movements, and don't even think about starting to think, or maybe even rebel.

 

[RainAndSadness]

Why ask such an idiotic question on a suicide forum ?

Granted anything you said about politics is true - and I personally disagree with you: I don't think the question is bad. It's an interesting thought experiment. Like, what would people in this forum do with power? Turns out, most would simply commit suicide, as usual.

I also think it's very ignorant to dismiss the difference in policies when it comes to the democratic and republican party. For many people the laws that are passed by a specific political side has a huge impact on their lives. When it comes to abortion-rights, jobs outsourcing, the environment, human rights, the minimum wage - it makes a big difference for many people who live in the USA. You just need to talk with people in this forum to realize that. If none of these things affect you, you are in a position of privilege. I don't mean that in a bad way but dismissing the importance of elections is ignorant in my opinion. The implementation of laws and their affect on the people under Bernie Sanders would be very different than under Donald Trump.

 

[Joannf]

Delusional people are the biggest part of the problem - you do the Elites work for them, then you kill yourself so some Latin or Muslimkid will replace you and think entirely different about all of this, and have no patience for all the open borders BS once they have what they want.
They're not crazy after all, they're mentally healthy on the whole. But don't get me wrong - that's not your fault of course, it's your indoctrination.
You've been had and manipulated with mountains of BS from the beginning, and now, how could you even have the Free Will to doubt your own destructive world view ? No way, humans are programmed at age 6. Btw an American president cannot do anything at all, people who would have plans of their own would never make it into the elections. Presidents do what the military-industrial complex tells them to.

Granted anything you said about politics is true - and I personally disagree with you: I don't think the question is bad. It's an interesting thought experiment. Like, what would people in this forum do with power? Turns out, most would simply commit suicide, as usual.

I also think it's very ignorant to dismiss the difference in policies when it comes to the democratic and republican party. For many people the laws that are passed by a specific political side has a huge impact on their lives. When it comes to abortion-rights, jobs outsourcing, the environment, human rights, the minimum wage - it makes a big difference for many people who live in the USA. You just need to talk with people in this forum to realize that. If none of these things affect you, you are in a position of privilege. I don't mean that in a bad way but dismissing the importance of elections is ignorant in my opinion. The implementation of laws and their affect on the people under Bernie Sanders would be very different than under Donald Trump.

By all means carry on wasting your time worrying about these issues.

 

[RainAndSadness]

Delusional people are the biggest part of the problem - you do the Elites work for them, then you kill yourself so some Latin or Muslimkid will replace you and think entirely different about all of this, and have no patience for all the open borders BS once they have what they want.
They're not crazy after all, they're mentally healthy on the whole. But don't get me wrong - that's not your fault of course, it's your indoctrination.
You've been had and manipulated with mountains of BS from the beginning, and now, how could you even have the Free Will to doubt your own destructive world view ? No way, humans are programmed at age 6. Btw an American president cannot do anything at all, people who would have plans of their own would never make it into the elections. Presidents do what the military-industrial complex tells them to.

I'm very aware of my own bias, thanks. And presidents can impact laws directly via executive orders, if I'm not mistaken. At least temporarily, there are of course courts that play a role. I'm not American, I'm European and I believe in democracy - for various reasons. Does it mean it works perfectly? No, of course not. Lobbying is as a huge problem and especially in the US, money dictates the direction. Democracy also isn't the most rational political system, as you can see with Brexit. But what's the alternative? Fascism maybe? I don't think one person should be able to rule over the population with an iron fist and left completely unchecked. Anarchy? That would simply create a system in which the tyranny of the majority would rule over you. I don't see alternatives.

And especially in the context of this forum, we can change many issues in society which cause suicide, regardless of any shadow organizations that secretly pull the strings in the background.

 

[Dead beat dad]

You have his body, but your mind.

I'd take up MMA and challenge the champ to a fight to the death. This is literally win win for the whole world

 

[marcusuk63]

I'd do what I'm paid to do even though most of the world hates me. People like Donald Trump are being hired by people a lot more powerful than him to ensure their interests are being pushed and maintained. Donald Trump, the Republican party etc, all just a tip of an iceberg. And if I woke up as Donald Trump, I'd have a wife and kids to think about etc... If I actually had the power to do whatever the fuck I would want to do though as a president. I'd apologize to Mexico and the Mexican people. And I'd flush the stupid wall idea down the toilet. And not try to fuck over poor people. And also compensate all the women, I treated like shit in the past. I'd also pay all the workers who worked on my buildings and were never paid because I didn't feel like paying them at the time... And also, stop trying to fuck with other nations that are not our enemies. I'd also try to make it so, more tax dollars are going to help American citizens instead of corporations and people who really don't need help... But then, even in that ideal world, all the things I mentioned above, would probably have people hire a dozen snipers to shoot me in the head from every angle or people to poison me on a daily basis. Then I'd have to create something like a Praetorian Guard, a military branch of fanatic loyal soldiers a lot more powerful than the Secret Service and ride around in armored vehicles under the cover of attack choppers and fighter jets every time I travel on the ground and have people to inspect my food and drinks thoroughly. And I'd also have to be extremely cruel to people who are my enemies even if they are just puppets. Because you can't please everyone... And no matter what you do, you will always make enemies. And the more powerful you are, the more powerful, your enemies will be because you will be stepping on the toes of powerful people... Power comes with a heavy fucking price.

So does that mean you will or won't be getting a haircut ?

 

[Severen]

So does that mean you will or won't be getting a haircut ?

A hair cut is definitely on the list...

 

[Joannf]

I'm very aware of my own bias, thanks. And presidents can impact laws directly via executive orders, if I'm not mistaken. At least temporarily, there are of course courts that play a role. I'm not American, I'm European and I believe in democracy - for various reasons. Does it mean it works perfectly? No, of course not. Lobbying is as a huge problem and especially in the US, money dictates the direction. Democracy also isn't the most rational political system, as you can see with Brexit. But what's the alternative? Fascism maybe? I don't think one person should be able to rule over the population with an iron fist and left completely unchecked. Anarchy? That would simply create a system in which the tyranny of the majority would rule over you. I don't see alternatives.

And especially in the context of this forum, we can change many issues in society which cause suicide, regardless of any shadow organizations that secretly pull the strings in the background.

I appreciate that you're aware of your bias, there's a refreshing exception.
But ah, c'mon - how many times has Trump tried to do anything and how many times has he succeeded ? Practically not at all, immigration levels are higher than ever before - and so on. It's a show, as all democracy. Democracy is a good-weather system, there to make good-weather people think they are running the show.
It lasts as long as the subn shines. And Trump is there to make the Conservative part of the population think they have someone who's interested in their plight.

It's all very interesting, and you make very interesting observations, for example the final one about saving people from society-caused suicide ambitions, you sound a bit like a social worker. In fact, you sound very much like a social worker.
I'm personally not here to keep people from ending their lives prematurely, I respect their reasoning - they will have thought about their problem long enough. Many also have physical problems, as in incurable diseases - these may or may not be Climate-Change generated, one never knows these days.
Maybe we should also make sure such illnesses disappear ? Let's do it !

 

[Jean Améry]

Sign a presidential decree making involuntary commitment illegal (if that were legally possible). Otherwise freak out at having such an ugly, decaying body. The guy probably has alzheimer's or something similar: imagine having to live with that...

 

[thiswillkillme]

Nuke the whole world. And the universe if possible.

 

[Joannf]

A hair cut is definitely on the list...

You guys are so much cooler than I'll ever be.
You'll probably die with your boots on.

Nuke the whole world. And the universe if possible.

I disagree about the universe, and insist on neutron bombs.

 

[Ko9]

I would leak all classified documents, I would re-introduce the gold standard and after that I would call a press conference and kill myself.

 

[Asta]

Tell the world which president and VP were really responsible for 9/11, then hang their sorry carcasses from the highest tree!

 

[oopswronglife]

Apparently anything I want without consequence.

 

[Joannf]

I would leak all classified documents, I would re-introduce the gold standard and after that I would call a press conference and kill myself.

Fine - but you could do the world a final favor and kill the journos before killing yourself.
Only way to make sure they won't be spreading fake news about your death.

 

[Grey-zone]

Threads like this make me happy to be on the forum. Even us suicidals need a little levity, if being Donald Trump qualifies as levity.

 

[Empty Smile]

Find the one button that blows up earth.

 

[WinterIsComing]

Cause trouble to Google, facebook, Amazon since they don't care about privacy like with this site.

And nuke the world.

 

[Numbtopain97]

Start the purge, sit back, and watch Humanity burn

 

[Futility]

I think I would try really hard to undo a bunch of damage that has been done, decriminalize things, outlaw MLM entirely, get everyone proper healthcare, defund the outrageous military spending and redo where and how tax money is spent to benefit the people and not corporations.
I would ensure the masses of proper education and I would reinstate the anti propaganda laws once more.
Make environmental laws stricter, move America towards solar and wind power.
There's probably more but I'm forgetting it because there is just so much I would do.

Then finally I would probably get assassinated because it seems like anytime someone is doing what is right, they die.

 

[Asta]

Would try to do what Futility says - Have heard that t-Rump is actually trying to clean out the swamp, meaning the Cabal or the super rich pedophiles who think they are running the world and who are involved in santanic child abuse. Hope that is what he's doing (though hard to believe), but we'll probably never know bc they also control the media.