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Cheza_mus

Experienced
Jul 1, 2021
242
I will go first ..I would want a power never to be rejected by any girl
 
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miserable_existance

I don't know
Dec 17, 2021
72
i would like to become invisible
 
goingcrazy123

goingcrazy123

Member
Mar 16, 2022
35
I would like the ability to go back in time
 
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Ringo

Ringo

Rabbits on the Moon
Dec 3, 2020
1,699
Side effect: you will hear everyone's thoughts at the same time.

I would like to teleport.

Side effect: every time you teleport you'll randomly forget something.

I wish I could use sorcery
 
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DynamicDepression

Deranged
Mar 28, 2022
352
I would like the ability to go back in time
Side effect: You'll have to go to Stephen Hawking's time travelers' party.

Side effect: every time you teleport you'll randomly forget something.

I wish I could use sorcery
Side effect: Using your magic permanently damages your body.

I want to be able to grant powers to others.
 
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Ringo

Ringo

Rabbits on the Moon
Dec 3, 2020
1,699
Side effect: Using your magic permanently damages your body.
Oh just like it happens in Touhou! So at 50 years old I would be just like Voldemort.
I want to be able to move my ears.
Side effect: As you move your ears, so will those little bones in them, which would cause quite a bit of pain.

I would love to sink into my shadow and travel through it
 
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Symbiote

Global Mod
Oct 12, 2020
3,102
I would love to sink into my shadow and travel through it
Side effect: Whenever you come out of your shadow, you're 10lbs heavier

I have the ability to freeze time
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
19,885
Side effect: Freezing time lowers your body temperature the longer it's frozen. It doesn't take long to freeze to death.

I want the power to repel all bugs and insects so that they can't get anywhere near me and if they get within a 20 foot radius, they get teleported away.
 
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Fragile

Fragile

Broken
Jul 7, 2019
1,496
I want the power to repel all bugs and insects so that they can't get anywhere near me and if they get within a 20 foot radius, they get teleported away.
Side effect: you get vivid dreams of any insect you teleported away.

I want to be able to influence anyone's mind in any way I want.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
19,885
Side effect: Huge migraines if used too frequently and if you do it on the same person too often, they start to get acclimated to it and the power requires more and more concentration and creates even more painful headaches to work.

I want to be able to freely travel through time and space into other dimensions and/or timelines.
 
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quakociaptockh2

Member
Mar 23, 2021
31
I want to be able to freely travel through time and space into other dimensions and/or timelines.

You can never go back to the world you started from.


I want to be the best chef in the world.
 
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Null Hypothesis

Null Hypothesis

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
Dec 25, 2020
1,082
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Null Hypothesis

Null Hypothesis

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
Dec 25, 2020
1,082
I wish I could drive a car with my eyes closed.
You can only drive Teslas, and they come with a peculiar smell.
20f

I wish I were rich enough to get away with breaking the law.
 
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WrongPlaceWrongTime

WrongPlaceWrongTime

Better never to have been
Jul 4, 2021
695
You get sanctioned by the government and lose access to all banking services, so all your money is piles of cash.

I would like the Death Note.
 
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UnravelingWinter

UnravelingWinter

I wish I was a sunflower
Mar 19, 2022
206
You get sanctioned by the government and lose access to all banking services, so all your money is piles of cash.

I would like the Death Note.
You can never use it on yourself. 😁
 
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wanttogetonthebus

wanttogetonthebus

chronically unlucky
Nov 27, 2021
365
The power to heal all sickness and illness at will.
 
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S like suicide

S like suicide

Enlightened
Apr 29, 2021
1,431
The power to heal all sickness and illness at will.
Side Effect:every time you heal someone, you will take their illness upon you for a period of time

I want the power to transform myself into who I want, an animal or another person
 
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wanttogetonthebus

wanttogetonthebus

chronically unlucky
Nov 27, 2021
365
Side Effect:every time you heal someone, you will take their illness upon you for a period of time

I want the power to transform myself into who I want, an animal or another person
Side Effect: Transforming takes a lot of cellular energy and restructuring so you have to hibernate for a period of 3-4 weeks straight each time you wish to metamorphose during which you'll experience intense dreams that you can not be awoken from.
 
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S like suicide

S like suicide

Enlightened
Apr 29, 2021
1,431
Side Effect: Transforming takes a lot of cellular energy and restructuring so you have to hibernate for a period of 3-4 weeks straight each time you wish to metamorphose during which you'll experience intense dreams that you can not be awoken from.
Very interesting...i like it
 
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CreatifUsrnam

New Member
Mar 22, 2022
566
I want the power to have no SI.
 
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goofy

goofy

Chicago's goofiest shooter
Apr 9, 2022
57
Side effect: You are still unhappy.

My super power... super strength of course.
 
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transientflesh127

transientflesh127

Member
Apr 30, 2022
56
Side effect: You are still unhappy.

My super power... super strength of course.
Side effect: Unsustainably costly food bills to supply all the energy required for your strength.

Super power: Instantaneous alchemy.
 
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TiredLostHope20

TiredLostHope20

SN Arrived!
Aug 24, 2022
135
Side effect: Unsustainably costly food bills to supply all the energy required for your strength.

Super power: Instantaneous alchemy.
Side effect: 95% chance of a potion explosion

Super Power: Create any matter
 
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jodes2

jodes2

Hello people ❤️
Aug 28, 2022
7,739
Side effect: duplicates your suffering in an alternative universe

Super power: be happy and content no matter what happens to me
 

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