Would anyone like to eat me?

[callme]

You're better off venturing to Papua New Guinea or like the Ganges river of India. Maybe somewhere you might meet someone like Jefferey Dahmer then you'd have your wishes fulfilled. Good luck!

And get dry, crusty lips like him? Eww.

 

[Apricity]

If you're a man, send me some dick pics

I don't have enough money to print a poster

 

[motel rooms]

That's because they ate brains.

I'm sure OP wants someone to consume their brain first

 

[Makko]

I'm sure OP wants someone to consume their brain first

We can make ice smoothies out of it and sell it on the beach in the summer.

 

[Sprite_Geist]

Baraka has entered the chat.

 

[lucky]

no clue if the OP is serious or not, but you got a good chuckle out of me.

 

[bunnies]

this is a fetish post. i hope somebody will remove it.

 

[ChobaniFlipSmores]

this is a fetish post. i hope somebody will remove it.

 

[callme]

We can make ice smoothies out of it and sell it on the beach in the summer.

Cappy pulpy, comes with a new exotic melon flavor!

 

[hlynn95]

no but i always tease the cat by saying i'm going to cook you and eat you

Don't say that shit! Be kind to our fellow furry friends, man! >:(

 

[Adamsnolife]

No absolutely not

 

[Marktheghost]

To clarify and reassure, yes it was a serious post, I'm not trolling. And I wasn't particularly thinking of getting someone to kill me in order to eat me; rather, I kill myself, and they eat me afterwards.

I think I'd prefer to be eaten by a human, or perhaps a tiger or a bear, than get eaten by maggots and worms which is what's likely to happen otherwise.

 

[Shadowplay]

Jesus this site has got a bit dark :(

Man this is gold!

 

[hopelessgirl]

To clarify and reassure, yes it was a serious post, I'm not trolling. And I wasn't particularly thinking of getting someone to kill me in order to eat me; rather, I kill myself, and they eat me afterwards.

I think I'd prefer to be eaten by a human, or perhaps a tiger or a bear, than get eaten by maggots and worms which is what's likely to happen otherwise.

I theoretically understand the thought :-) I mean we eat pigs and cows etc, but are very reluctant to eat cats and dogs here in the west

For the maggot and worm part, maybe that's why some people prefer being cremated?

 

[hlynn95]

Still sounds like intense cannibalism and most ppl would be creeped out to eat someone of their own kind. *shudders creepily at the thought*
Another way for you to be "living" inside someone else, is simply by being an organ donor. Let your internal organs be put to good use & your spirit may still be alive in another human being!

 

[Makko]

So which cut do y'all want

 

[coffee]

I've wanted to try human flesh for a long time but haven't had an opportunity yet. I think I'll have more options if I manage to make my move to Brazil. Time will show.

ROFL. I have already tried human flesh a few times. Let's go to the Amazon so you can enjoy it.

 

[Naufrago]

To clarify and reassure, yes it was a serious post, I'm not trolling. And I wasn't particularly thinking of getting someone to kill me in order to eat me; rather, I kill myself, and they eat me afterwards.

I think I'd prefer to be eaten by a human, or perhaps a tiger or a bear, than get eaten by maggots and worms which is what's likely to happen otherwise.

Have you ever thought about donating your body to medicine? Medical schools need bodies for anatomical studies and training trainees. Thus, your body will not be eat by vermin, and will be contributing to the reduction of medical errors.

 

[rationaltake]

Have you ever thought about donating your body to medicine? Medical schools need bodies for anatomical studies and training trainees. Thus, your body will not be eat by vermin, and will be contributing to the reduction of medical errors.

I looked into this recently. Surprisingly easy and straightforward in my country. Just request a form fill it in get it witnessed and send it back. They will cremate you for free when they are done. However they can't accept a body if there is an inquest. Which is likely in the case of suicide. PS Can't use commas due to OCD.

 

[odradek]

To clarify and reassure, yes it was a serious post, I'm not trolling. And I wasn't particularly thinking of getting someone to kill me in order to eat me; rather, I kill myself, and they eat me afterwards.

I think I'd prefer to be eaten by a human, or perhaps a tiger or a bear, than get eaten by maggots and worms which is what's likely to happen otherwise.

Why so judgemental of maggots and worms? They gotta eat too. Have you gotten any bites on your offer yet?

 

[motel rooms]

 

[callme]

ROFL. I have already tried human flesh a few times. Let's go to the Amazon so you can enjoy it.

Treat it with some Sodium Nitrite, to preserve the taste and freshness of the meat.

 

[coffee]

Treat it with some Sodium Nitrite, to preserve the taste and freshness of the meat.

It tastes great with just a little bit of salt. Going to try with SN next time.

 

[Dot]

Treat it with some Sodium Nitrite, to preserve the taste and freshness of the meat.

"Salty Nourishment..."

 

[Rogue Proxy]

So which cut do y'all want

Wrong diagram. That looks more like how you would serve a gingerbread man.

Here's a more accurate chart for butchering a human carcass:

 

[Shadowplay]

We need a darkweb site to connect cannibals with suicidal vegans.

I feel there is a sketch in there somewhere about a broker who connects the 2. lol

 

[UseItOrLoseIt]

 

[Lost Magic]

Thanks for posting that because I know have an excuse to put you on my ignore list, like wtf dude

 

[callme]

It tastes great with just a little bit of salt. Going to try with SN next time.

An IRFA, FDA-approved treatment for COCTRED - cannibalist obsessive-compulsive treatment resistant eating disorder, as described by the DSM-IV, the dictator supremacy manual, fourth (world war) edition.

If it's good enough for Bolsonaro, then it's good enough for you!

 

[Rational man]

I became vegan years ago