Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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Either them or the six foot lizard men.
I once got stopped by the police for carrying a concealed weapon. When I say concealed, I mean waving it about. And when I say weapon I mean a wood saw that I'd borrowed to mend a fence.
I drunkenly tried to persuade him that I was a magicians assistant and I was going home to practice sawing a woman in half.
He just smiled and told me to move along.

Yes typical serial killers alibi, lol
Either them or the six foot lizard men.
I once got stopped by the police for carrying a concealed weapon. When I say concealed, I mean waving it about. And when I say weapon I mean a wood saw that I'd borrowed to mend a fence.
I drunkenly tried to persuade him that I was a magicians assistant and I was going home to practice sawing a woman in half.
He just smiled and told me to move along.

Yes typical serial killers alibi, lol
 
GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
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The forum has been boring since it came back online. No less people logged on, but less threads being posted.
 
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Don't get me started on loo roll lol Andrex never said there was any problem with supplies and delivery, these idiots who bought in bulk have made everyone suffer, the media are to blame but using old video footage trying to panic the nation and it worked.
Nail on the head there. Made me really angry. Those fucktards are the reason we deserve extinction. Not everyone is like that though.
 
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Final Escape

I’ve been here too long
Jul 8, 2018
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We are not allowed to work in London, only if we are a essential worker the UK has shut down we are allowed out for essential shopping etc, fun, fun, fun I'm glad I got my essential 2 cases of Stella lager to keep me company, :haha::haha::haha:
Who determines what is an essential job or not? That's what I want to know. Aren't all jobs kind of essential to the person who needs it? Pretty evil shit.
 
Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
2,910
Who determines what is an essential job or not? That's what I want to know. Aren't all jobs kind of essential to the person who needs it? Pretty evil shit.

In the UK to be classed as a key worker it's anyone who works in a hospital or medical field and anyone involved in food or deliveries plus Politicians and Police and for some reason a traffic warden to give the nurses, doctors fines for parking, lol but true.

Edit: Plus the media to keep us updated
 
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Maybe there are more lurkers with the sole intent of scraping for info, and uncaring about anything else.
Maybe members currently have other priorities right now or have gone elsewhere.
*shrugs*
Maybe traffic wardens will inherit the earth.
 
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Ἡγησίας

Ἡγησίας

Student
May 20, 2019
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"Come as you are, as you were
As I want you to be
As a friend, as a friend
As an known enemy…"
 
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letmeseethedeath

letmeseethedeath

catching the bus
Aug 4, 2018
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i'm here after a long stop ❤️ i'm back on my favorite place SS
Hugs to you all ❤️
 
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Don't worry there will be a fresh wave of pro life people on fake accounts soon enough, just like in mid Feb. That is if the binary thread doesnt put them off.
 
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faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
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Ireland. First day of the new measures. Lockdown. Cannot walk or run more than 2km away from home. So if cops stop me near the lighthouse, I won't be able to pretend that I am fishing or going to work.
 
letmeseethedeath

letmeseethedeath

catching the bus
Aug 4, 2018
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Don't worry there will be a fresh wave of pro life people on fake accounts soon enough, just like in mid Feb. That is if the binary thread doesnt put them off.
oh wow pro lifers ew
 
one4all

one4all

I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
Feb 3, 2020
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Don't worry there will be a fresh wave of pro life people on fake accounts soon enough, just like in mid Feb. That is if the binary thread doesnt put them off.

LMAO I'm hoping it does. And also a little sprinkle of Hex
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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Maybe there are more lurkers with the sole intent of scraping for info, and uncaring about anything else.
Maybe members currently have other priorities right now or have gone elsewhere.
*shrugs*
Maybe traffic wardens will inherit the earth.

Is it just me but we have this guy coming on at each opportunity in the UK to tell us how to keep safe from the Corona virus and he is really boring and the most exciting thing he has done is caught the Corona Virus himself, lol so he never practised what he preached, Well he is our Chief Medical Officer.


 
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LMAO I'm hoping it does. And also a little sprinkle of Hex
I zoned out at the hex stuff. It was fun while it lasted. Thanks for all the happy memories :heh:
Is it just me but we have this guy coming on at each opportunity in the UK to tell us how to keep safe from the Corona virus and he is really boring and the most exciting thing he has done is caught the Corona Virus himself, lol so he never practised what he preached, Well he is our Chief Medical Officer.



I wondered who he was. Tbh I actually feel a little sorry for BoJo. And he thought Brexit was going to be his big challenge.
 
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one4all

I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
Feb 3, 2020
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I want my $$$$ back
 
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Anon2662

Anon2662

Just a girl trapped in a psychological prison
Feb 13, 2020
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I'm here :) been feeling pretty weird the last week or so.. so I've lurked more than posted.. but still here. Hope everyone is doing okay (well as okay as they can!) :heart:
 
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
2,910
Nail on the head there. Made me really angry. Those fucktards are the reason we deserve extinction. Not everyone is like that though.

No we are British we laughed when people start looting when things go bad and the next thing we are acting like selfish bastards, for the few idiots we all have to suffer but the media played it up showing any old images and video's of panic buying in the US and got everyone panicking, FOOLS
If you have access to it, have a look at BBC Four Clive James is in a live food market in China, it's really funny old footage of course. 107 on Virgin but he was a great presenter, witty and really funny Australian who loved us Brits, lol
also in the US Midwest on lockdown

Look I'm trying to get a serious point across it's not a dating website, lol
 
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I remember Clive James. Will look tomorrow. Bed now though.:zzz:
 
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one4all

I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
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Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
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Where you been man, yes does this music mean what's happened to my thread, I remember when I was really cool, interesting and people hung on my every word, :haha: don't worry I got used to being ignored, :haha::haha: they are a hard audience to please.

Edit: I love this song, thanks.
Where you been man, yes does this music mean what's happened to my thread, I remember when I was really cool, interesting and people hung on my every word, :haha: don't worry I got used to being ignored, :haha::haha: they are a hard audience to please.

Edit: I love this song, thanks.

Thanks now I'm just
 
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one4all

one4all

I'll put pennies on your eyes and it will go away.
Feb 3, 2020
3,455
Where you been man, yes does this music mean what's happened to my thread, I remember when I was really cool, interesting and people hung on my every word, :haha: don't worry I got used to being ignored, :haha::haha: they are a hard audience to please.

Edit: I love this song, thanks.

I been here.. I posted earlier on the thread :blarg:
Nahhh your thread is safe. Just a song going through my mind when i see forums going silent,
I remember.. Umm shit.. what was i going to say?
You're still rocking it so don't worry!
Well if you consider why people come here.. 3/4 of the audience might have CTB to a different show.


Glad ya enjoyed it
 
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Hennessy

Hennessy

Specialist
Jan 14, 2019
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I'm from Norway. Time is 3:24 am.
 
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BFishy

Student
Dec 25, 2019
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I'm from the USA NY not city but upstate.
 
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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
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Don't worry there will be a fresh wave of pro life people on fake accounts soon enough, just like in mid Feb. That is if the binary thread doesnt put them off.

I was concerned about that today when there were two threads posted about fears of hell. :pfff:
 
GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
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So they were talking about fears of life on earth?

Nope. Fear of hell for ctb'ing. Though of course earth being hell was mentioned in comments.
 
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Roberto

Wizard
Jan 19, 2019
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We are not allowed to work in London, only if we are a essential worker the UK has shut down we are allowed out for essential shopping etc, fun, fun, fun I'm glad I got my essential 2 cases of Stella lager to keep me company, :haha::haha::haha:
The same at Spain. 5000 deaths and death haven't seen my hand up for volunteer.
 
GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,727
The forum has been boring since it came back online. No less people logged on, but less threads being posted.


Actually, turns out to have been a good thing. Consider this my goodbye post. And if anyone ever asks again for cheap and relatively painless ctb methods....

 
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