the-eternal
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- Apr 10, 2018
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I stole a toy turtle when was six years old from a classmate. He seemed so happy to have that and I was jealous.
Stole many things in my childhood, I didn't like the way other children smiled and had the best parents and toys. I wanted to be happy like them, and even stealing, I never got a little of that. This is not dumb, it is pathetic. It's pathetic how I've always been selfish and I don't deny that.
Sorry.
When I was 4 I put a pokemon character in my swimming shorts and walked with my father to the dressing room. We were leaving and I wanted it so I took it. He didn't know.
A whole kitchen?! Lol how did you manage that? A display? Someone's actual kitchen? HahaA kitchen. Bit I was a drunk student so it doesn't count.
We were very, very careful and very very drunk. In a university town, people leave shit outside their homes for drunk students to steal. So we did.A whole kitchen?! Lol how did you manage that? A display? Someone's actual kitchen? Haha
Chewing gum when I was... errrm... probably 10.
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Question: is ot ok to like comments in this thread? Or will it be construed as actively condoning crime?
Lol we'll switch to using SWIM... (Someone Who Isn't Me)
Awww I always thought it stood for Someone Who I Met
Cold tap from the staff toilets at a London Underground station. I was a student, drunk and trying to impress a girl.