What would it be like if everyone on this forum were all in the same room in person?

[Goku Black]

We can crown him for helping so many of us find each other.

He did inadvertently cause this forum to receive the attention it did.

 

[tiger b]

He'll come only if it's fancy dress. A wolf, dressed in sheep's clothing.

 

[SuperDepressedAce]

Aight, who's bringing the SN? :P

 

[dejamihente]

I often fantasize about playing some death game (a la squidgame) with a bunch of other people
If I lose, I get to go out in a fun way
If I win, well, depends what the prize is lol
Also, possibly unpopular opinion here but I feel like in squidgame there were enough people to overpower the guards and take their guns, and then run away with the money ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Hollowman]

It would be extremely crowded, better make it an auditorium.

 

[F@#$]

I imagine it would be a mentally ill shit show but simultaneously it would be so nice to socialize and chat with people where I can be my authentic self and not need to hide my suicidal ideation.

Just spouting spurious thoughts per usual...

The world is already a mental shit show as it is.

 

[picklealex]

I would run away lol, I'm too nervous in a room with a few people I won't even be able to be in a room full of people.

 

[Scattered-Soul]

A massive shitshow for sure. Though, there are all kinds of people here so I'm sure that everyone would be able to find at least one other person to get along with, I think I'd be curious to meet someone like that from this forum since I don't really know people IRL who are pro-choice when it comes to suicide or whom I could talk with on the topic.

 

[DoomValuer]

It would be pretty cramped

 

[username8888]

Sanctioned Suicide Con

 

[Grav]

We should all settle on the color of track suit we'll all wear.

 

[tiger b]

Oi Bedevere, no English elderberry chav-types invited ok.

Actually no...invite them ALL

 

[Goku Black]

Aight, who's bringing the SN? :P

Me?

 

[Cloud Busting]

One of the unhinged incels would use the opportunity to commit murder suicide

 

[penguinl0v3s]

Charcoal burning party? Human BBQ

 

[Goku Black]

One of the unhinged incels would use the opportunity to commit murder suicide

Probably

 

[Freyja13]

I mean we don't have to speculate. Someone with enough money or a group of people pooling money could rent out a ballroom or convention centre or conference room. It's completely doable. I'd attend something like that. Just maybe don't call it a suicide convention. Prolly easier to rent a place lmao xD

 

[TakesOneToKnowOne]

The N crowd is in the VIP Lounge. The SN crowd is at the bar. Poor plebs hang on the dance floor. The cutters and drugs folks are doing their thing in the toilets. The jumpers are on the roof.

The mods are doormen (on first entry you need to provide a valid ID, afterwards fake is recommended).

There are PPeH flyers on the tables. Every night one lucky person gets a free trip to Switzerland with a pre-approved VAD.

Tantacrul is playing live and the whole thing is livestreamed by the BBC.

The happy hour is at 11.00, during which a mass murderer enters the club and shoots a dozen people before offing himself.

The club is owned 50/50 by the philanthropic organization Heavens Gate and a well known humanist Jim Jones.

 

[tiger b]

The Big Catch The Bus, a convention to discuss the practicalities of modern transport (across the River Styx) and here's your host... Miss Sue E. Cider

 

[Againstthewind]

The N crowd is in the VIP Lounge. The SN crowd is at the bar. Poor plebs hang on the dance floor. The cutters and drugs folks are doing their thing in the toilets. The jumpers are on the roof.

The mods are doormen (on first entry you need to provide a valid ID, afterwards fake is recommended).

There are PPeH flyers on the tables. Every night one lucky person gets a free trip to Switzerland with a pre-approved VAD.

Tantacrul is playing live and the whole thing is livestreamed by the BBC.

The happy hour is at 11.00, during which a mass murderer enters the club and shoots a dozen people before offing himself.

The club is owned 50/50 by the philanthropic organization Heavens Gate and a well known humanist Jim Jones.

I WOULDN'T LET ANY OF YOU IN

WHO WANTS TO FIGHT ME AT THE DOOR!

 

[tiger b]

Check your list! Where's your clipboard?

Shouldn't you be working the Frog and Snuffit instead? State of bouncers these days.

 

[Rhizomorph1]

The Big Catch The Bus, a convention to discuss the practicalities of modern transport (across the River Styx) and here's your host... Miss Sue E. Cider

Hahahaha this is fantastic. In your next life you'll definitely be a comedian.

Also love the Greek mythology reference :)

 

[R_N]

It would be a nice chat. But some would scream "pro lifer" at each other in no time I bet.

That is how human parties go.

 

[tiger b]

Hahahaha this is fantastic. In your next life you'll definitely be a comedian.

Also love the Greek mythology reference :)

Joke's on me in this one, for sure.

I know the guy who used to pilot the boat across said river. Well, I say guy, he's just transitioned, it's Sharon now.

 

[Rhizomorph1]

Joke's on me in this one, for sure.

I know the guy who used to pilot the boat across said river. Well, I say guy, he's just transitioned, it's Sharon now.

Lmaoo

Reminds me of a poem I wrote as part of my suicide letter:

Despite desolation
Death remains cross legged
In good company
With martyred mendicants
Holding partnered hands
Through the veil of history

For the beggar who eats in moderation
Turns rain into gold
Transmutation
In the empty cavity
Of a famished Elysium

Vacated yet, an odd sensation
Side by side the crucifix
Soon to by allied
By Charon
Of the River Styx

Across the pond sung
A consortium of paralytic phantoms
Banging
Pouring
That torrential storm of drums

Awaits.

Maybe il see you there @tiger b
<3

 

[tiger b]

That's pretty cool. I was not suspecting such literacy to appear on such a thread. It's temporarily stopped me in my silly tracks.

...

I think if I did write such a letter, for myself, personally I'd quote Vogron poetry.

I think it could be quite a feature at the proposed Forum party:

 

[Rhizomorph1]

That's pretty cool. I was not suspecting such literacy to appear on such a thread. It's temporarily stopped me in my silly tracks.

...

I think if I did write such a letter, for myself, personally I'd quote Vogron poetry.

I think it could be quite a feature at the proposed Forum party:

Adding this movie to my bucket list before I ctb. The narrator's humour reminds me a bit of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman's Good Omens.

Maybe il have to quote some Vogron poetry in my letter. So far it's at 17,000 words (37 pages) so it doesn't hurt to add some more.

We will indeed have miss Sue E. Cide read some Vogron poetry for our fortunate patrons

 

[Unwr!tten]

The N crowd is in the VIP Lounge. The SN crowd is at the bar. Poor plebs hang on the dance floor. The cutters and drugs folks are doing their thing in the toilets. The jumpers are on the roof.

The mods are doormen (on first entry you need to provide a valid ID, afterwards fake is recommended).

There are PPeH flyers on the tables. Every night one lucky person gets a free trip to Switzerland with a pre-approved VAD.

Tantacrul is playing live and the whole thing is livestreamed by the BBC.

The happy hour is at 11.00, during which a mass murderer enters the club and shoots a dozen people before offing himself.

The club is owned 50/50 by the philanthropic organization Heavens Gate and a well known humanist Jim Jones.

Man, I wish dying of laughter was really a thing 😂

 

[King Ashoka]

If the tea has potassium cyanide in it, let's have a party.

 

[dreamingofrest]

I would actually 100% attend something like this, it’d certainly be interesting at least. Maybe a bit comforting too to meet people who get it.