What is your dream suicide method?

[killdozer]

If you could choose any method without having to deal with issues such as travel, government interference, ect. What method would you do?

Personally I'd like to have a drink before jumping off a tall building, maybe I'd livestream myself. Guess I might as well give some weirdo more jerk off material since I'll be dead anyways lol

 

[SoverignDreamer97]

The Yew.

 

[Sakaki Lalonde]

#Sawedoff. Preferably id have my hg shoot me but chances are she wouldnt do that shit so i gotta make due or wtvrrrr

 

[wannabeangel]

either a opioid overdose, as it's very peaceful if i recall correctly, you just nod out and stop breathing. i would probably mix it with my benzos. im curious if the new opioid med im getting would work, as it has risk warnings and my mom wants me to have narcan in my room just incase, she even said i wouldnt even realize i stopped breathing. other option is SN with a mix of benzos and a few other meds to sedate me intensely before SN starts to work

 

[Dontwant2Bhere]

i mean this a chicking and egg story. you cant have the button without existing first. but i defently like this one

Would have to be a special, quantum causally-connected time-crystal-infused button that connects directly to the point of your conception through the past. Quite an advanced way to CTB, I do say...

 

[Deathcrvsh]

I've used it several times - 100μg tablets, all variations of patches (transdermally and buccally applied). I got them from work (I don't work there anymore.).

 

[soonatpeace777888]

Honestly, with guaranteed success I'd choose gun over Nembutal. The violent nature almost seems like a last fuck you to the universe.

 

[Mooncry]

Setting up some highly elaborate, doohickey contraption connected to my alarm so that when it goes off I immediately get shot in the head. (It will absolutely involve a marble rolling down a little track.)

 

[tonicer]

I'm dreaming of being crushed into paste by a shipping container. That death should be instant. I saw videos out of china where some poor guy was crushed into nothing by one. I didn't see the aftermath but with how much those containers weigh he should have been turned into paste in milliseconds. Sure it's really messy and traumatic for the people cleaning it up but it would be my dream suicide. Nothing is quicker and safer IMHO.

 

[929er]

slitting my own throat ngl

 

[Mr.Tristesse]

One that I actually successfully execute

 

[meowbleh]

fentanyl or gun

 

[hurts2b]

I think a gun, probably. At the very least it'd be over quickly.

 

[TooMuchHasHappened]

Honestly, with guaranteed success I'd choose gun over Nembutal. The violent nature almost seems like a last fuck you to the universe.

I'm confused because I've seen many stories on YouTube about people who have shot themselves in the face/head and survived, and the consequences are horrific to say the least. A young American girl, 18 I think, blew her face off (literally) with her brothers gun and survived. She had a face transplant but is still in an extremely bad condition. There's some other similar cases to hers on YouTube, and also many other cases of people surviving gunshots to the face and head. Yes I've heard people say that behind the ear targeting the brain stem in not survivable, but what if the angle is wrong or something else goes wrong, that's what worries me. Yes, it is highly likely a gunshot to the head will be fatal, but what if it isn't, and knowing the luck I've had for most of my life I'd probably survive it end up in a position like those on YouTube, not good.

But yes, I agree with you, being able to say a final "fuck you" to my shitty life would feel great. I really wanted to jump in front of a high speed train for that reason, in fact that is still my preferred method, but I just don't want to traumatise the driver and those having to literally pick up the pieces, but I really want to do it. At 125mph it would be lights out in an instant, no one has ever survived, in fact there has been many suicides in my area over the years involving much slower trains and they didn't survive either.

The thought of this body that I'm trapped in, which has caused me so many problems over the last 20 years, and so much pain and suffering, which has completely ruined my life and any hopes of me having a life again, being ripped into pieces in a final "fuck you body, this is your fault for letting me down, have a bit of this train" would be very satisfying to me indeed.