Memento Mori

Memento Mori

shambling garbage
Jan 24, 2019
573
burn me and scatter my ashes over a nice place or feed me to a tiger. I don't want to get eaten by maggots :D
 
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faex42

faex42

Experienced
Oct 19, 2018
213
I have no children. Almost all of my family lives far away. My father died years ago. My mother is 91, quite ill, and in a nursing home. I suppose I should finally write a legal will.
I have a few friends but they would likely be overwhelmed with the task. Even if there were people to attend a funeral service, I don't have the money to pay for it nor a lot in a cemetery. I don't care what happens when I am dead. In some ways I'm glad that there will be few people to suffer my passing but in some ways the whole thing seems very lonely to me. As in life, so in death.
 
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wanttodie

wanttodie

Enlightened
Apr 19, 2018
1,804
burn me and scatter my ashes over a nice place or feed me to a tiger. I don't want to get eaten by maggots :D
i Thank id be cool to have my body chopped in to piss,s and feed me to a tiger
 
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Sixfeetunder

Sixfeetunder

Specialist
Jan 12, 2019
319
Throw it out in the trash for all I care. But what will probably happen is I'll get cremated and then people will move on. (Which is good, I'm not keen on having a funeral).
 
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lost illusions

lost illusions

bye
Sep 12, 2018
548
Cremated, thrown down the exhaust pipe of an old Detroit Desiel
 
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Glim

Glim

Student
Jan 28, 2019
105
I would donate my organs but they're unhealthy.
 
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Batstern

Batstern

Metalhead
Jan 28, 2019
69
Cremated. And then if I was feeling poetic before I go I might mention that I'd like to have my ashes scattered over fjords in Norway somewhere.

I'd rather not have a funeral too as I wouldn't all that money being spent on me when I'm dead, but unfortunately there's nothing I can really do to stop that. I guess if my family finds it helpful then who am I to stop them.
 
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Othermind

Othermind

Specialist
Dec 26, 2018
301
I'll leave it up to my family.
I don't want to impose my will on something that is, ultimately, not for me.
If they want to cremate me and flush me down the toilet because of the shitty things I've done, I would be fine with it. If they decide to have an expensive ceremony and invite everyone that ever knew me to bury me next to my sweet great-grandmother whom I totally don't deserve to lay beside, I'm equally fine.
Funerals, gravestones and such are for the living, imo, so they should make the arrangements that suit them best.
 
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Plankter

Plankter

欠陥人
Aug 14, 2018
174
Annihilated with antimatter
 
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fuckthis

fuckthis

I've made up my mind.
Sep 23, 2018
263
Cremated.
 
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