What are your idiosyncracies?

[Dr Iron Arc]

Anytime I hear somebody say the word 'trouble', I have to immediately say to myself "Trouble? No trouble!" It's almost involuntary at this point and is a reference to this funny porn video I once saw that I can't find anywhere.

 

[TheHatedOne]

r/okaybuddyretard makes me laugh, too, and the idea of you laughing at a drawn jar of jam is also a hilarious thought to me.

My sense of humour has also always been a bit "off" in comparison to what generally seems to make people laugh, like people who have fucked up while cooking, a picture of two paper towel rolls in a blue dumpster that looked like Cookie Monster, people drawing pictures of cats while their eyes are closed, a random stack of birdhouses... one time I was in line at the grocery store (back when I could still somewhat manage that) and a glass of some preserved food rolled off the belt and onto the floor and smashed, and a baby in a stroller pointed at it and I couldn't stop laughing no matter how hard I tried. Stuff like that really gets to me, and I find it way funnier than (most) jokes, puns or popular comedy shows. I don't know why, but that's the way it is.

Another thing I can think of off the top of my head is, I absolutely fucking HATE when people lick their finger before touching paper/turning a page. This generally doesn't seem to bother people, but for me, just thinking about it makes me cringe. It's so gross, it leaves a spit dot on the paper and it pisses me off to even see it happening, but it happens so quickly that I can't look away in time. Fuck's sake.

Also, styrofoam peanuts and cotton balls give me the creeps, big-time.

Okay, but....

a picture of two paper towel rolls in a blue dumpster that looked like Cookie Monster

a glass of some preserved food rolled off the belt and onto the floor and smashed, and a baby in a stroller pointed at it and I couldn't stop laughing no matter how hard I tried

Why did I laugh so hard at these I swear random humour is the best humour. Maybe we could exchange random memes and stuff sometime.

Another thing I can think of off the top of my head is, I absolutely fucking HATE when people lick their finger before touching paper/turning a page. This generally doesn't seem to bother people, but for me, just thinking about it makes me cringe. It's so gross, it leaves a spit dot on the paper and it pisses me off to even see it happening, but it happens so quickly that I can't look away in time. Fuck's sake.

I had some teachers in primary and middle school who did this. It unsettles me too.

 

[motel rooms]

I'm a righty, but fap lefty.
Need right hand for operating the phone.

My ability to self-suck really cums in handy

 

[UseItOrLoseIt]

I absolutely fucking HATE when people lick their finger before touching paper/turning a page

But what's a man supposed to do when his fingers are dry?

Btw, I once had a customer paying me with money that he just pulled out from his mouth. He shoved those bills in deep, they looked chewed and wet.

My ability to self-suck really cums in handy

For some reason, as I've read that, the harmonica solo of "Blowin' In The Wind" started playing in my head.

 

[Shadowplay]

I make up movies and tv shows in my head. I even created an elaborate meta-narrative about the reception of my tv shows and movies in an alternate reality, and the reactions I receive from the general public—down to the opinions of my loyal fan base, and unbiased (and biased) critics who weigh in on my works.

I also have an imaginary Twitter profile where my eccentric director persona gets into trouble by being too vocal about his opinions regarding politics, and the critical reception to his works.

That's kinda sad and kinda amazing. No judgement from me; we all need our copium in this strange, dark world. I used to have similar ideas as a kid. Now I read non-fiction books (economics, philosophy and psychoanalysis) that give me an equivalent buzz if that makes sense.

I used to do that in a way...when I was young I had an even more vivid imagination - thinking about being in a movie where I was staring as a human child but actually being an alien sent here to fight off an evil force (a relative) and then being able to return to my home planet.
I imagined that in my daily life there were cameras everywhere and were always watching me and I had to pretend to act normal for the "scenes". When others would criticize me they were actually just criticizing my acting. lol - somewhat confusing but for me it made sense.
Later on I spun it further - just in my head - and imagined epic fights between other "human aliens" and my relatives whereas I slowly became just the observer.
Until I just was the director and looked at everything from the outside as you will - by then my movie had many parts and was kinda evolving with time as everyone was getting older.
It was an interesting dynamic for sure.
Just like you I imagined peoples reactions to it as well - because at some point I was satisfied with the result and even had a literal "premier" in my head where I would attend and finally show the first part after many years of production. lol.

So, I can definitely relate to your "daydream" even if mine was a little less in-depth.

Again that is kinda cool. I can totally imagine reading a biography of an author or a film maker describing this.

 

[motel rooms]

For some reason, as I've read that, the harmonica solo of "Blowin' In The Wind" started playing in my head.

I'll never be able to self-suck to that song again...

 

[irememberinnocence]

I'm a literal tree hugger

 

[UseItOrLoseIt]

I haven't cut my nails with proper apparature for more than 15 years. My teeth are just too practical and at hand not to be used for that purpose. And it's time saving. I can drive to work and just do a complete and thorough manicure while driving. Needless to say, after 15 years of practice, I've become pretty good at it.

 

[irememberinnocence]

Lately I've been feeling too wierd. Like through the lockdowns I became too exhausted and lost the ability to mask. So my OCD is super obvious to others around me now and it makes me feel really ashamed. So that's a negative one for me.

As more of a quirk, I make funny noises when I see an animal, like a dog, cat, or duck. I just go up to the animal and start babbling. Even in public. It's so automatic I don't even think about it. But hey, no harm done.