Games Vending Machine Game

[U. A.]

gets a witch

insert j.k. rowling

 

[The Morningstar]

gets a witch

Another witch!? I just got one a few posts ago! Lousy machine!

Ahem, anyways...

After you insert JK JK, you hear her scream as her worthless, transphobic body is chopped and diced into mulch.

Gets her fortune donated to The Trevor Project.

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Inserts one pressed penny.

 

[U. A.]

hooray! finally! hail satan

one pressed penny

like the kind you got from theme parks when they came out oblong with a graphic in them?
(...come to think of it, how were those legal? that's destruction of currency...)

gets The Cable Guy (the Jim Carrey one, not the "Git-r-done" one)

insert cameron diaz

 

[sorryimevenhere]

hooray! finally! hail satan


like the kind you got from theme parks when they came out oblong with a graphic in them?
(...come to think of it, how were those legal? that's destruction of currency...)

gets The Cable Guy (the Jim Carrey one, not the "Git-r-done" one)

insert cameron diaz

Gets Cameron Diaz
*inserts a live raccoon*

 

[One day too late]

Gets a wallet full of Monopoly money.

Inserts a jelly doughnut.

 

[FadingSnowFake]

Gets an ice cream.

Inserts a jar of peanut butter.

 

[The Morningstar]

Gets a talking horse (of course, of course)

Inserts the Griffins' horse.

 

[princexhhn]

Gets yelled at by Quagmire the exact same way he yelled at Brian.

Insert my sanity

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets a fidget spinner
inserts Bluetooth Speaker

 

[One day too late]

Gets a toilet.

Inserts a half eaten snickers bar.

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets perfume
inserts coat hanger

 

[One day too late]

Gets a talking cat.

Inserts a ham & cheese sandwich.

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets a sugar cube
inserts a random piece of plastic

 

[One day too late]

Gets $200 in Monopoly money.

Inserts my left hand.

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets an empty handbag
inserts LED lightning bolt

 

[LoiteringClouds]

Gets a lightning strike.
(Dying by a lightning strike doesn't seem to be peaceful - basically you're cooked alive)

Inserts a venting machine.

 

[One day too late]

Gets a cheese block a size of a car battery.

Inserts your phone.

 

[Forveleth]

get the live racoon (yay! new friend!)

inserts an atlas of the USSR from 1960

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets a vending machine (inserted from a previous page, not this one)
inserts a packet of green food dye

 

[One day too late]

Gets the hope diamond.

Inserts Tokyo Tower

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets a pogo stick
inserts LTO tape

 

[One day too late]

Gets the chupacabra.

Inserts a Molly

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets the LTO tape (PS: it doesn't have to be already in the machine, it can be just about anything)
inserts some sugar packeta

 

[One day too late]

Gets a talking head that doesn't stop talking.

Inserts a hot dog

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets an ice cube
inserts some room dust

PS: I meant packet in the previous post, by the time I noticed, the edit timer ran out.

 

[X-sanguinate86]

gets a confused diaper

inserts Buddha's last thought

 

[Eriktf]

gets Buddha's last thought in return

inserts a coin

 

[EmptyBottle]

gets a small book with dream logs

inserts time crystal

 

[Eriktf]

get sent 1 second back in time.

inserts my phone

 

[One day too late]

Gets +5 HP

Inserts the pope.