They bashed my fucking door in, jesus.

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Do you not have grocery delivery services like Instacart where you live?

Yeah, but it's kinda expensive and i'm mayhaps a bit broke. I'll try annoying my dad into giving me money to order food, i mean, he's kinda the reason i can't go out and just cheaply buy stuff myself.

 

[lifesucksxoxo]

Alright, this person is suicidal and has severy anxiety... the only logical approach... SEND THE COPS, MAKE SURE THEY'RE IN THE BIG SCARY TRUCKS TOO, FUCK YES BOYYYYYYYYYS WOOOHOOOOOOO. Nothing less anxiety inducing than a bunch of dudes with guns showing up at your place to bash your fucking door in.

Meanwhile, they send like, maybe a single cop car for domestic violence cases. Maybe 2 if the guy is like, being extra violent. But for the suicidal guy with no history of violence, drugs, and not even a single ticket... ALL THE COPS

if men learn the harsh truths about females and life, they will not want to contribute to society and do as little as possible

they don't want u to commit suicide because if u die u can't pay taxes

literally if u fail a suicide attempt they will put so many taxes on u, then send u to a hospital for who knows how long and drug u.

 

[wordsonscreen]

Yeah, but it's kinda expensive and i'm mayhaps a bit broke. I'll try annoying my dad into giving me money to order food, i mean, he's kinda the reason i can't go out and just cheaply buy stuff myself.

if you have amazon prime- grocery delivery is free over $35

 

[Aap]

If you are in the US, it is (at best) a long process to get the police to pay for the door. Contact the landlord, and let him resolve it. He is obligated to make repairs such as this.

 

[Meditation guide]

I hope you got your door fixed. It's a real horror what happened to you. I would have ptsd from having the cops break into the door that way.

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

I hope you got your door fixed. It's a real horror what happened to you. I would have ptsd from having the cops break into the door that way.

Still no news whatsoever, i'll have to spend what little energy i have making phonecalls and wasting my time with landlord bullshitery it seems.

 

[Wrennie]

Use your Felix Body Pillow to stand guard in front of broken door

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

The Felix body pillow armed with the big Astolfo nesoberi, any potential thief would fear for their heterosexuality and run the fuck away.

 

[wordsonscreen]

The Felix body pillow armed with the big Astolfo nesoberi, any potential thief would fear for their heterosexuality and run the fuck away.

Threatening heterosexuality is the way to go. I'm coming out in my note and adding that I will haunt people if they are homophobic :) <3

 

[TJuk]

Have you managed to get a door sorted yet

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Have you managed to get a door sorted yet

Nope, still don't have me door ._. There was a weird man driving a bmw that came and touched the door then ran away, no idea if it was the landlord coming to inspect it, or a wealthy thief that thought it was an easy gig but noticed i was there.

 

[elephantinthroom]

Your story shows how society persecutes people with mental health problems and those who don't get along best with their parents. You committed the crime of not being a good little child and not talking with your parents. This is one of the reasons my parents don't have my address.

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Your story shows how society persecutes people with mental health problems and those who don't get along best with their parents. You committed the crime of not being a good little child and not talking with your parents. This is one of the reasons my parents don't have my address.

I get the ultimate persecution treatment, persecuted for mental health, persecuted by all sides for being a cute femboi, persecuted for being a gun owner, it's great. And now i can't even go out me fookin appartment since still no door ._.

 

[BridgeJumper]

I love cops
A cop once had a bad day trying to prevent me from jumping off a bridge
So he kicked me in the back, handcuffed me, did a body search, checked me for drug paraphernalia, run a breathalyzer, went through my phone and only THEN drove me to psych ward
My wrists were bruised for 2 days after that.

What an amazing job at convincing me not to jump it was
11/10 wont do it again sir
At least he didnt tell me I should kill myself for good like that paramedic after I actually yeeted myself into the river. First thing I heard upon waking up
#FuckThem

Goddamn, are you okay Astolfo? ;__; What a shitshow

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

I love cops
A cop once had a bad day trying to prevent me from jumping off a bridge
So he kicked me in the back, handcuffed me, did a body search, checked me for drug paraphernalia, run a breathalyzer, went through my phone and only THEN drove me to psych ward
My wrists were bruised for 2 days after that.

What an amazing job at convincing me not to jump it was
11/10 wont do it again sir
At least he didnt tell me I should kill myself for good like that paramedic after I actually yeeted myself into the river. First thing I heard upon waking up
#FuckThem

Goddamn, are you okay Astolfo? ;__; What a shitshow

My god, thankfully the cops didnt brutalise me like that, they kinda just asked weird questions and yeeted the door. Was that paramedic's name Mengele Jr ._.
I'm ok besides a big increase in stress and stuff, mostly just highkey miss being able to like, go take walks, or go get pills since i ran out .-.

 

[BridgeJumper]

I love how at least you still have humour about it
My door was yeeted, I want me fekkin door. So I could do walks and food and shit <3

Hugs

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

I'm well defended.

 

[Makko]

You could set some booby traps.

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

You could set some booby traps.

Would me awnsering the door shirtless, but with my astolfo wig on count as Boobie trap ?

 

[Makko]

Would me awnsering the door shirtless, but with my astolfo wig on count as Boobie trap ?

Only if you also wear striped stockings. Very important.

 

[CatLove56]

If the FBI actually appeared at your door, then that therapy session might be valid. If you were as smart as you think you are you would not have had the feds at your door.

a white night thought they were going to get a huge reward reporting a potential shooter. Back then shootings were high and FBI had nothing better to do. Then had the nerve to give me shitty advice who the fuck asked for it? Would have called a lawyer if I had actually done something illegal