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Bootleg Astolfo

Bootleg Astolfo

Glorious Bean Plushie
Oct 12, 2020
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A ''can'' of... betty crocker cake icing ? I just spent half an hour passed out on the floor and got woken up by... an hold man knocking on my door... and holding... icing. I uh... what.

I didnt awnser, i passed out in my underwear lmao, just saw that through the peephole and wtf is this shit.
 
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leloyon

leloyon

I'll see you in the Wired.
Feb 4, 2023
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Shoulda let him in.
 
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-nobodyknows-

-nobodyknows-

I will face my fate.
Jun 16, 2024
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Why are you telling us this
 
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The Morningstar

The Morningstar

Be absolute. Be yourself, until you bleed.
May 4, 2025
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I made you a cake.

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I'll remember to knock next time.
 
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Kali_Yuga13

Kali_Yuga13

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Jul 11, 2024
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There's a witty joke abut "icing on the cake" and life somewhere in this experience.
 
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leloyon

leloyon

I'll see you in the Wired.
Feb 4, 2023
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if he had carrot cake, perhaps, but just standing there with a jar of icing was just... too weird.
I bet if you had let him in, he would have become a friend for life, and eventually would have given you a carrot cake.
 
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