The only point of living is to cope so you don't rope.

[N7_Alliance_Marine]

No women like me, almost 100 million babies are aborted every year, I can't work a job due to being unironically mentally and physically disabled, and I've gained almost 100 pounds in the past year due to seeing no point in anything and uncontrollably eating tons of chocolate as a cope.

All I do is game and play with action figures all day long so I don't think about how fucked everyone on this planet is and how fucked I am.