The Official 2019 Christmas, Chanukah & Kwanzaa Post

[LegaliseIt!]

That looks great!!!!!

Where is the bacon? And the gravy? Just joking:)

 

[Squiddy]

Surely there must be something you're good at?

Video games, but that's about it

 

[Jean4]

Video games, but that's about it

I can't play video games. I get all confused.

 

[Squiddy]

Trust me. We can start a post can you top this and I will win. ;)

You sure? I'm incompetent in many things

 

[BlueWidow]

I can't even begin to describe the carnage that I've created in the kitchen over the years!
I have removed cookies from the oven that were nothing more than burnt piles of ash.
I've taken perfectly edible pieces of meat and turned them into old shoe leather.
And once, I had my tea kettle on the stove so I could make myself some tea. I then went into the other room and turned the TV on and they had John Travolta on their dancing in Saturday Night Fever. I became so mesmerized by John Travolta's dance moves that I totally forgot about my tea kettle. . . until I heard some loud popping noises coming from the kitchen. I ran into the kitchen to find that all the water had boiled out of my tea kettle, and the kettle itself had fused to the burner of the stove. Molten hot pieces of the burner were flying off the stove and across the room! I had to replace the entire burner unit.
Of course, the repair man wanted to know what happened, so I very sheepishly explained it to him. I was very embarrassed. But what can I say. . . that Tony Manero had the moves baby!

 

[Jean4]

You sure? I'm incompetent in many things

I'm 51. I have many years in you. ;)

 

[LegaliseIt!]

I've set off a few smoke detectors in my day too!

The smoke detector is how I know that dinner is ready!
I'm going to start a thread in off topic about things we suck at. Please pop over and join me:)

 

[Jean4]

 

[Squiddy]

I'm 51. I have many years in you. ;)

True I suppose

 

[Sensei]

Video games, but that's about it

That's a start. I refuse to believe that's the only thing you're good at, though.

 

[LegaliseIt!]

New "Game " Thread is up—hurry on over!
It's called "Things I suck at"
And I might have to add "Starting Threads"
if no one shows up!

 

[Squiddy]

That's a start. I refuse to believe that's the only thing you're good at, though.

Well I guess I'm also good at being empathetic to other people's problems

 

[Sensei]

Well I guess I'm also good at being empathetic to other people's problems

That's not a small thing. If I would have had 10,000 people with that ability in my country I could have turned it into Utopia. So, that's two. What's number three?

 

[Squiddy]

That's not a small thing. If I would have had 10,000 people with that ability in my country I could have turned it into Utopia. So, that's two. What's number three?

I guess I'm also good at college

 

[Sensei]

I guess I'm also good at college

But for f**k's sake, that's a very big thing, Squiddy. Do you know how many people have to struggle in college and still don't make it through? You must stop focusing on what you're bad at and focus on what your good at instead. I know, it's easier said than done, but you have to try.

 

[Squiddy]

But for f**k's sake, that's a very big thing, Squiddy. Do you know how many people have to struggle in college and still don't make it through? You must stop focusing on what you're bad at and focus on what your good at instead. I know, it's easier said than done, but you have to try.

Alright, I'll try. It'll be hard though

 

[Jean4]

Merry Christmas UK!

 

[Squiddy]

Merry Christmas UK

 

[Jean4]

Merry Christmas UK

Get some Christmas deserts!!!

 

[Squiddy]

 

[Jean4]

 

[Squiddy]

 

[Jean4]

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I want that frosting!! Yup. I am a frosting fiend!

 

[Squiddy]

I want that frosting!! Yup. I am a frosting fiend!

Me too :)

 

[Sensei]

Alright, I'll try. It'll be hard though

You can make it.

 

[Squiddy]

So I was cleaning the top of my dresser and I came across a hospital bill for $8k. One more reason to ctb if my insurance company doesn't help me out

 

[BlueWidow]

 

[Jean4]

I'm getting hungry.... nobody has food or alcohol? Heck. I'll take gravy!!

So I was cleaning the top of my dresser and I came across a hospital bill for $8k. One more reason to ctb if my insurance company doesn't help me out

1. File for bankruptcy
2. I have over $500,000 and the medical bills and it grows monthly. Do a payment plan or don't pay it.

 

[Squiddy]

Finished cleaning my room and I found yet another hospital bill for $2,000 making $10,000 in debt in total...Oh how ctb seems like a good idea

 

[Jean4]

Finished cleaning my room and I found yet another hospital bill for $2,000 making $10,000 in debt in total...Oh how ctb seems like a good idea

And?
1. File for bankruptcy
2. Negotiate a payment plan
3. Don't pay it