Suicide suggestion list!

[Monmon]

Suggestion list! Of all the ways to die

 

[watchingthewheels]

Is this like "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover?"


The problem is all inside your head, she said to me/
The answer is easy if you take it logically/
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free/
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover/


You just slip out the back, Jack/
Make a new plan, Stan/
You don't need to be coy, Roy/
Just get yourself free/
Hop on the bus, Gus/
You don't need to discuss much/
Just drop off the key, Lee/
And get yourself free/

 

[WornOutLife]

There are infinite ways of dying but there are only a few methods which really work 100%.
I suggest you check the resources section and find what's most suitable for you.

I mean, I could even dying by riding a horse at full speed and then falling off lol.

 

[Silver]

Above poster is true, there are so many ways to die it's practically uncountable...

 

[Life is pointless]

Choking on food

 

[LittleJem]

poppy tea OD. You can also, apparently, OD on nutmeg. But that second one might not be pleasant.

 

[wunschtraum]

if you catch a wasp and put it in your mouth alive, you could suffocate

 

[Mentalmick]

Walk up to a lion and pull out one of its whiskers.

 

[x~Sophia~x]

Walk up to a lion and pull out one of its whiskers.

 

[TotallyIsolated]

Go to the airport and point a toy gun at a cop.

 

[x~Sophia~x]

Starve a Boa Constricor for a few weeks, then lie down next to it... WHAMMY!

 

[the end is near]

tickled to death?

 

[x~Sophia~x]

tickled to death?

or death by chocolate?

 

[Spiral]

Walk up to a lion and pull out one of its whiskers.

amazing

 

[watchingthewheels]

Death by Snu-Snu

 

[Spiral]

Starve a Boa Constricor for a few weeks, then lie down next to it... WHAMMY!

Somebody for real did that with their pet. Did you hear about it?

 

[x~Sophia~x]

Somebody for real did that with their pet. Did you hear about it?

yeah, I think he live streamed it, didn't he?

 

[Spiral]

Anybody watched the tv show: Dead Like Me. After being hit on the head and killed by a toilet seat falling from an aeroplane, a young temp clerk becomes a grim reaper in death.

yeah, I think he live streamed it, didn't he?

I never knew there that. I just heard the story through the grape vine. That must have been a very interesting way to go :/

 

[x~Sophia~x]

Anybody watched the tv show: Dead Like Me. After being hit on the head and killed by a toilet seat falling from an aeroplane, a young temp clerk becomes a grim reaper in death.

No, is it on Netflix? Sounds a bit daft though.

 

[Spiral]

No, is it on Netflix? Sounds a bit daft though.

Yea its on netflix, It is totally daft but it tickled my morbid sense of humour because the main character is a miserable pessimist who hates her life which obviously i can relate to, but then she dies and has to work as a grim reaper, and she is hates that too.

poppy tea OD. You can also, apparently, OD on nutmeg. But that second one might not be pleasant.

it makes you really high first though I have a friend who drank too much nutmeg tea and she blacked out and went on a shopping spree and spent her entire pay check on bizzarre items then had to take it all back when she realized what she had done

 

[Pookie]

Watch that programme 1000 Ways to Die. Might get some ideas there. ;p

 

[x~Sophia~x]

Yea its on netflix, It is totally daft but it tickled my morbid sense of humour because the main character is a miserable pessimist who hates her life which obviously i can relate to, but then she dies and has to work as a grim reaper, and she is hates that too.

I'll check it out. I'd love to be the grim reaper, there are loads of people I'd like to kill

 

[Spiral]

I'll check it out. I'd love to be the grim reaper, there are loads of people I'd like to kill

She doesn't get to kill them though, she has to witness them die and then go and meet their confused soul to guide it to the other side.
If I was going to be grim reaper I would rather be like terry Pratchett's 'Death' he gets to play with cats and eat curry, and he has a flying horse

 

[x~Sophia~x]

She doesn't get to kill them though, she has to witness them die and then go and meet their confused soul to guide it to the other side.
If I was going to be grim reaper I would rather be like terry Pratchett's 'Death' he gets to play with cats and eat curry, and he has a flying horse

Aww I LOVE curry and cats. Not sure about the flying horse though... knowing my luck, I'd fall off from 5,000 feet.

 

[Spiral]

Aww I LOVE curry and cats. Not sure about the flying horse though... knowing my luck, I'd fall off from 5,000 feet.

Especially don't want to do that fall after a curry xD

 

[x~Sophia~x]

Especially don't want to do that fall after a curry xD

Well, that's just one more idea of a way to die for @Monmon ;)

 

[Kbeau]

if you catch a wasp and put it in your mouth alive, you could suffocate

Ha! No Method Mega Thread on that one!!

 

[Spiral]

Ha! No Method Mega Thread on that one!!

This just made me do the most unexpected bark of laughter that I spat out my drink

 

[alpacasuitcase]

This just made me do the most unexpected bark of laughter that I spat out my drink

You just did that to me but my pretzels

 

[Shadowrider]

She doesn't get to kill them though, she has to witness them die and then go and meet their confused soul to guide it to the other side.
If I was going to be grim reaper I would rather be like terry Pratchett's 'Death' he gets to play with cats and eat curry, and he has a flying horse

Oh yeah! Discworld Death is my absolute fave fictional character. He is awesome: polite, humane and really professional! He is not cruel at all, it' just his job that involves a certain unpopular task.
And yes, he states he does not _kill_ people. People kill each other but it's their problem. He, Death, comes only thereafter. After all, it would be a very stupid world if people were killed but they didn't die :D

Yeah! Cats. Curries. And rum chocolates. And he is not a poseur, so he does not use skeleton horses. He has good old Blinky :)