Suicide prevention (funny answers only)

[SchizoGymnast]

Stop being an asshole
Provide emotional support cat

What are your ideas?

 

[Seered Doom]

Don't be a pissy missy

 

[Rynalia]

More espresso less depresso

 

[Saturn_]

stop trauma dumping????????????

 

[2messdup]

Don't be a pissy missy

That's funny as hell

More espresso less depresso

Love these

 

[SchizoGymnast]

More vodka please

 

[Parasitism]

Cheer up, it might never happen

 

[SchizoGymnast]

Have you tried getting a boyfriend?

 

[EmptyBottle]

Don't die, go dry (doubles as some sobriety phrase)

 

[LaetumCat]

dont die, that shit kills you!!

 

[hippiedeath]

You got too much pain on the brain