Suicide method as a millionaire?

[Gustav Hartmann]

If I had no heirs, I would spend my millions for a classy execution by hanging. But the handling is difficult. I know from a guy with this intention. He lost his money and was still alive at the end of the day.

 

[UseItOrLoseIt]

One million isn't enough for my fancy methods. I'd like to blow myself up with a nuke, launch myself into space or descend to the bottom of the Marian trench and stay there.

Wouldn't it make more sense to leave the nuke for last, enjoy the scenery first, no? And make the trench deeper while you're at it, you know. Leave a mark, or a dent at least. Make them change all the geography books and rename it to something like The Great Makko Expanse or, The Ditch of The Witch.

 

[Deleted member 8975]

N. Maybe some fireworks to watch as I die and I'd do it at night in a park. That would be really sweet and nice, lovely, romantic.

 

[sully]

One million isn't enough for my fancy methods. I'd like to blow myself up with a nuke, launch myself into space or descend to the bottom of the Marian trench and stay there.

Space version seems cool but I wonder if asphyxiation once you leave the athmosphere will ruin it? Apart from that it seems interesting to become a satellite although with the human weight we would probably just hang around there or move through space with no direction which is also fine actually

 

[Deleted member 8579]

I'd like to blow myself up with a nuke

I am a bit surprised by this, as I was always under the impression that you were the kind of person who wanted to experience their death. Setting off a nuclear explosion is going to kill you instantly, which won't leave you with much time to savour your transition to the great beyond.

 

[Molded foundation]

I would have an automatic machine that would inject into an artery while I'm on an operating table, and suck all the blood out of my body. I would put myself under anesthesia before the timed machine starts injecting me. I overthink too much.

 

[PinkSakura]

I'd buy a really cool customized gun then shoot myself with style lol

 

[Makko]

I am a bit surprised by this, as I was always under the impression that you were the kind of person who wanted to experience their death. Setting off a nuclear explosion is going to kill you instantly, which won't leave you with much time to savour your transition to the great beyond.

I don't have to be right next to the nuke when it explodes.

Space version seems cool but I wonder if asphyxiation once you leave the athmosphere will ruin it? Apart from that it seems interesting to become a satellite although with the human weight we would probably just hang around there or move through space with no direction which is also fine actually

You can wear a space suit. I suppose you could also have a poison injection button if you want to skip the whole suffocation part when the air runs out. The big appeal of the method to me is the feeling of going to space without the intention of coming back.

Wouldn't it make more sense to leave the nuke for last, enjoy the scenery first, no? And make the trench deeper while you're at it, you know. Leave a mark, or a dent at least. Make them change all the geography books and rename it to something like The Great Makko Expanse or, The Ditch of The Witch.

I could land on the moon instead and then nuke it. Everyone would have to look at The Magical Makko Crater every time they look at the mangled moon at night.

 

[greyhound]

The Victoria's Secret founder jumped off the golden gate bridge like the rest of the plebians. I think suicide is the great leveler. Public infrastructure FTW.




In seriousness, if I had millions to spend on my death I think I would stage some kind of Battle Royale style game. Think the movie バトル・ロワイアル only more voluntary and instead of being cast entirely with photogenic Japanese high school students it would be primarily SS incels.

Basically I would rent an island. Recruit a bunch of suicidal individuals who have nothing to lose and want to die in an elaborate crazy way.

Stage a Battle Royale match whereby we are unleashed to kill each other off. All filmed for posterity. The advantage to the standard SN or N methods would be that you wouldn't have to kill yourself, eventually someone would do it for you. However the karma would be neutral as everyone would already want to die and would have done it themselves eventually anyway. You could even argue that the participants could accrue positive karma assuming that the universe favors death match spectacle over people going out with a whimper and vomiting ala SN.

People would be equipped with syringes preloaded with morphine at lethal concentrations. So if you were wounded you could end things quickly. There would also be a drone circulating to off anyone who sent a distress signal. This would hopefully minimize the time people would spend wounded and dying. Plus suicidal people would probably favor headshots and other lethal types of attacks as per the golden rule.

The 'winner' could potentially be awarded a prize and not have to die, but that would be up to them. Maybe millions of dollars and the fame of winning a hunger games event and attendant opportunities to mate with attractive humans would provide enough of a life change to make them want to go on. At the very least wrestling with the inevitable PTSD would give them something to do.

The rest of us would be existing happily ever after, toasting each others' glorious deaths in Valhalla.

 

[Quiet Desperation]

The Victoria's Secret founder jumped off the golden gate bridge like the rest of the plebians. I think suicide is the great leveler. Public infrastructure FTW.

I'm not saying money solves everything because I did pretty okay and I'm still here, but Roy Raymond sold Victoria's Secret for only $1 million not 4, then lost $850,000 of it in his next business, then got divorced and had a series of failed businesses, while the new owner went on to make billions on his idea. Incidentally the guy that bought VS (Wexler) was the source of much of Jeffrey Epstein's money.

 

[sully]

Good point!
Actually on second thoughts, perhaps I would attempt to bribe Pegasos or Dignitas with the money to accept my application lol

Girl, I have a neurological disease which is applicable and they are thinking way too long about my case haha
That's an age thing I guess… anyway, don't have that much money, Dignitas guide says that in some cases they give a discount or something if you prove that you can't afford it. But they are very slow and amount of paperwork and in my case translations is impressive :/

 

[Zzzzz]

Millionaires death? I'd pay someone to give me an N injection. I really think that would probably be a very quick and painless death. That's all I would want.

 

[9BBN]

Buy N, then donate the rest to charity

 

[Addi_Madd]

I'd pay someone to render me unconscious by anaesthetic then shoot me in the head.

 

[art355]

In Switzerland (or any other country of choice or even at home), with family/friends/alone, under doctor's supervision with a little glass of Nembutal. Or even better intravenous. Idk what can be more peaceful.

Do they allow suicide for depression in Switzerland for foreigners?

 

[ManWithNoName]

Say you have one million dollars. Which method would you be using? Can having money like that make suicide easier? For example, hiring someone to kill you or getting an expert for euthanasia. Are there such cases like that in real life? I have not heard of anything like that, suicide methods involving large amount of money. I'm just curious. Such thing exist?

I would try to go out via the services of an organisation such as Dignitas in Switzerland. They would require that one seeks regular psychological counseling over a period of a year, and if the doctors decides that one truly wants to call it quits, then they provide the documentation that Dignitas requires. If one has such resources, this is imho, the methodical way to one's path to ctb.

 

[sully]

Do they allow suicide for depression in Switzerland for foreigners?

No, not even for citizens

 

[UseItOrLoseIt]

Nevermind the blood, but seeing my own decapitated head would be an experience.

What did I just write? Oh well... this is the price you pay for being high most of the time.

 

[Makko]

Would be fun to buy a tank and drive it through a city causing mass devastation until the government has to airstrike me to death.

Or buy a submarine and randomly terrorize the seas until sunk.

Or an attack helicopter. But I think you'd get shot down too fast for it to be any fun.

 

[Luu]

Say you have one million dollars. Which method would you be using? Can having money like that make suicide easier? For example, hiring someone to kill you or getting an expert for euthanasia. Are there such cases like that in real life? I have not heard of anything like that, suicide methods involving large amount of money. I'm just curious. Such thing exist?

When i read this the first thing i thought was just to buy nembutal/be euthanized lol

 

[ManWithNoName]

No, not even for citizens

That's not true. In February of 2020 I spoke with Dignitas in Switzerland, and shared my conversation here:

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/my-recent-phone-conversation-with-dignitas.31802/

 

[sully]

That's not true. In February of 2020 I spoke with Dignitas in Switzerland, and shared my conversation here:

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/my-recent-phone-conversation-with-dignitas.31802/

Maybe not impossible and there were several cases like that but the chances are very low to get approved with mental illness, especially for non residents. I think you need to prove that you have it most of your life and amount of documents must be insane. I talked to a girl once who tried to apply to one of these orgs with severe depression, anxiety and sociophobia after PTSD. She had a long medical history; could prove that she couldn't get a job or study or just build any friendships/relationships and just could barely leave home and live in society, basically lived in fear. They just said no, that such things can be worked with… Idk about this I partially agree but also I don't know what her life was like.

But it also depends on the doctor that you « get ». I got rejected in one place rhough being applicable just because I could not convince my parents to go with me (they would never do that) and the doctor that I was assigned said no because of that even though it contradicted their own guide! It stated that parents don't have to neither approve nor accompany. But they didn't care. So its all subjective.

 

[Kaisler]

Well shit if I have 1 million I'd go back to my home country, buy a small cheap house, buy some N and then I'd live as a neet until i became old and then ctb.

 

[ManWithNoName]

Maybe not impossible and there were several cases like that but the chances are very low to get approved with mental illness, especially for non residents.

Yes,that is true—and I should have mentioned this as well. Perhaps Holland might be a better because of the case of a 24 year old woman who wanted out and was finally granted her wish to die because of her depression. She was a Dutch national though.

 

[Hurt]

CTB inside a Ferrari

 

[arie]

I would get a private jet, make it fly over land where nobody lives and then the pilot jumps out with a parachute. Could have some drinks and stuff I like before we get to that point. Seems like a nice and exciting way to go.

 

[noname223]

Pay someone to buy me N. It is such a dirty work. I hate doing illegal and paying someone to do somethings illegal feels better than just doing it by my own. Lol. Maybe I pay him to give it to me when I am sleeping or unconscious.

 

[Adamsnolife]

Get a plane or helecoptor fly it to the nearby mountains and fly into it causing an explosion and ultimately death.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Ironically, I think I'd still go with the yew poisoning. As easy as it would be to buy nembutal, I'd find it very rewarding to make its botanical rival.

 

[patheticpartner]

I would buy all the food I want and gorge on it until I die. If I don't die within a day, then I'll pay someone to shoot me in the back of the head.