Suicide by hitman

[Lextyle]

It would be so awesome to order hitman to kill myself

 

[Aflame5926]

i know right. but this dream end up being a meme

 

[lifelite]

someone tried that, but the hitman was undercover cop

 

[Lextyle]

someone tried that, but the hitman was undercover cop

haha turning suicide by hitman into suicide by cop

 

[tunnelV]

It would be so awesome to order hitman to kill myself

Supposedly the actress angelina jolie did this and the hitman said "give yourself another week to make the decision" and she changed her mind waaalaaa sounds like bs but maybe it did actually happen. I guess she found a hitman with morals and a heart of gold

 

[Lextyle]

Supposedly the actress angelina jolie did this and the hitman said "give yourself another week to make the decision" and she changed her mind waaalaaa sounds like bs but maybe it did actually happen. I guess she found a hitman with morals and a heart of gold

*it was James McAvoy*

 

[madameviolette]

Supposedly the actress angelina jolie did this and the hitman said "give yourself another week to make the decision" and she changed her mind waaalaaa sounds like bs but maybe it did actually happen. I guess she found a hitman with morals and a heart of gold

With all her money I'd have expected her to choose any other way to kill herself but this

 

[Lextyle]

With all her money I'd have expected her to choose any other way to kill herself but this

Maybe she was into that kind of stuff?

 

[halfstay]

type shit, I'd do it in a heart beat. I'd want it to be some real dramatics too, some crazy assassination that makes me look like an important person lol. unfortunately hit men are basically just myths atp. anyone claiming to offer hit man services is 1000% just a fed lol.

 

[tunnelV]

With all her money I'd have expected her to choose any other way to kill herself but this

It was before she was mega famous but she probably still had a lot of money given her father is a successful actor.

 

[sadpeach]

It would be so awesome to order hitman to kill myself

I was literally just thinking about this earlier this morning. Would definitely make things a lot easier lol

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

I AM NOT A FEDERAL AGENT, AND THUS CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THAT HITMEN ARE ALL MY COLLEAGUES UNDERCOVER

 

[hurts2b-old]

Everyone is rightfully mention in the feds, but I would be most worried about scammers. Hitmen aren't cheap. Imagine some asshole taking all your life savings and then refusing to finish the job.
Now you're depressed and penniless.

 

[bellaisdonewithlife]

I made a post like this too a few months ago. It would be so hard to find a trustworthy one though. I would want it to be using my method of choice only too. I'm not sure there are many who would be willing to gas me out.

It seems the organized crime groups in my area know how to find them. A while back I watched a high security trial at the court here on like 2 days and there was with a hitman on trial for an organized crime group. He got locked up for a long time.