Probably not, you likely wouldn't be able to stab deep enough and even if you did, your accuracy wouldn't be very high. You would be left with a deep wound that needs immediate treatment to prevent life-threatening infection.
At that point you'll have to explain how you got the stab wound, which you could only explain away by claiming someone else stabbed you. That might mean filing a false police report, which is a crime. It just seems way too risky to be worth it.