Discussion Share an embarrassing story about yourself. See who wins :)

[Yuina]

I started crying because my dad said I couldn't have Taco Bell for lunch.

 

[1MiserableGuy]

Shat in a urinal for $5, got walked in on and made to clean it up

 

[Guy Smiley]

My first year in high school, I had a huge crush on one of my teachers. I became kind of obsessed with her and I wrote (actually hand-wrote on paper) a long, heartfelt, ridiculous love letter to her. I left it on her desk after class one day when she wasn't looking. One of my classmates found it before she did and made dozens and dozens of photocopies of it and plastered them all over the school the next morning. I was absolutely mortified. Even the loner, normally quiet kids were laughing at me. Fuck, even some of the other teachers and faculty were laughing about it. I got called into the principal's office and was lectured on how it's inappropriate and not acceptable to write a love letter to a teacher. As if that wasn't enough, he even called my parents to tell them about it. Yeah, those were fun times

 

[1MiserableGuy]

Farted in class and it smelled so bad I had to go to the bathroom to make sure it wasn't shit, but felt it trickle down my leg the moment I stood up, waddled to the bathroom and abandoned my nuked undies and wore a toilet paper thong the rest of the day

 

[leavingthesoultrap]

I can't really think of anything. When something embarrassing happens I think about it for maybe like a week and then I forget it. Sometimes it's useful to have a differently wired brain I guess

 

[DefinitelyReady]

Well at least you have the possibility to have them go away by simply no taking the meds unlike me... Seriously though, I throw tantrums just bc things go different than planned. I basicly like a spoiled child, or atleast that what it feel like.

I feel you though, throwing a tantrum as a grown up no fun at all

I got banned from a forum for "low IQ posting. Go back to SS". When I tried to make a new account, I got rejected and the message said "KYS". I've also gotten several threads made on different forums about my SS threads. Why are people so obsessed with me lol

Wdym by the wrong kind? Do you mean speed/street amphetamines?

My first year in high school, I had a huge crush on one of my teachers. I became kind of obsessed with her and I wrote (actually hand-wrote on paper) a long, heartfelt, ridiculous love letter to her. I left it on her desk after class one day when she wasn't looking. One of my classmates found it before she did and made dozens and dozens of photocopies of it and plastered them all over the school the next morning. I was absolutely mortified. Even the loner, normally quiet kids were laughing at me. Fuck, even some of the other teachers and faculty were laughing about it. I got called into the principal's office and was lectured on how it's inappropriate and not acceptable to write a love letter to a teacher. As if that wasn't enough, he even called my parents to tell them about it. Yeah, those were fun times

Jesus. I would not have gone back... Did you beat the crap out of your friend?

I can't really think of anything. When something embarrassing happens I think about it for maybe like a week and then I forget it. Sometimes it's useful to have a differently wired brain I guess

Certainly would be. For some like me, every embarrassing thing is burned into memory and we randomly relive it or are reminded of it like ptsd. Amazing you cant die of embarrassment or humiliation.

 

[FadingDawn]

I pissed my pants once in school, when I was like 9, because I had too much social anxiety to go to the bathroom, and was just feeling so miserable and powerless there. Shittiest years of our lives

 

[DefinitelyReady]

I pissed my pants once in school, when I was like 9, because I had too much social anxiety to go to the bathroom, and was just feeling so miserable and powerless there. Shittiest years of our lives

Unfortunately these were probably my best years. Just got worse as the years went on.

 

[FadingDawn]

Unfortunately these were probably my best years. Just got worse as the years went on.

Plus I was afraid of speaking a language I didn't quite know fully yet, and had a speech impediment… idk if that's an excuse or whatever

 

[Guy Smiley]

Jesus. I would not have gone back... Did you beat the crap out of your friend?

He was definitely not a friend

 

[EvisceratedJester]

I got banned from a forum for "low IQ posting. Go back to SS". When I tried to make a new account, I got rejected and the message said "KYS". I've also gotten several threads made on different forums about my SS threads. Why are people so obsessed with me lol

That feels less like an embarrassing story and more like a story about people being complete assholes towards you. Also, I'm sorry about people making such rude comments about you.

 

[Zazacosta]

I was searching my swimsuit once for longer than 2 hours. After that I realized that I am wearing them under my clothes. About dozen of people saw me during this...

 

[DefinitelyReady]

Plus I was afraid of speaking a language I didn't quite know fully yet, and had a speech impediment… idk if that's an excuse or whatever

It does, even native english speakers get made fun with speech impediments.

 

[Vivir_O_No]

I shat myself at school.