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ohangiedontyouweep

Member
Sep 1, 2021
8
i'm really nice and friendly

i'm fairly smart

i have great style, i have no money to buy the clothes i want but i try my best on a v tight budget!
 
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BleederOfZion

BleederOfZion

Taedium vitae
Aug 16, 2021
18
1. High IQ
2. Low empathy so less stuff obstructing me in life
3. I stick with my plans. So I know I will be dead soon
 
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OrcWitch

Warlock
Sep 3, 2021
703
I am shrewd
I am resilient
I have nice skin
 
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Flare

Flare

Stormbound
Jul 18, 2021
26
4. Clearly, @Flare, you're also a bit of a wordsmith. These had me cracking up.


1. I have a stupidly good musical memory. It used to be even better when I was a musician, but it hasn't completely faded away. I have a free radio in my head that, while not perfect, can pretty accurately reproduce my favorite songs on demand.
2. I evenly distribute my weight. A lot of my other genes are fucked (poor life expectancy on both sides of the family), but I can't complain about this.
3. My eyes are really pretty.
Why thank you, I have quite a bit of experience in finding creative ways to make fun of my own crippling defects, it's how I socialize.
 
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Fish Face

Student
Apr 19, 2019
117
I am:

1) Compassionate
2) Caring
3) Intellegent

And none of this has done me any favours whatsoever in life in combination. Better to be:

1) Intelligent
2) Sociopathic
3) Male and white
 
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Remember-Me-Not

I think I'm going to be okay.
Dec 10, 2019
91
The other night I was trying to do this, but couldn't come up with three positive things about myself. Trying again:

1. I am surprisingly resilient and have been able to keep going even if I am going through hell.
2. When I actually have motivation and energy, I can do amazing things.
3. I have been told I have a good personality so I guess that means people actually enjoy my company?
 
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WrongPlaceWrongTime

WrongPlaceWrongTime

Better never to have been
Jul 4, 2021
695
I'm good at bullshitting essays,
I can play tennis casually.
I plan to give back to the environment in the form of my corpse's nutrients going back to the earth.
 
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Quinlor

Quinlor

The stranger
Feb 21, 2019
1,058
1 Obstinate
2 Reliable
3 Innocent (and I intend to be like that until I die :aw:)
 
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Meditation guide

Meditation guide

Always was, is, and always shall be.
Jun 22, 2020
6,089
attractive
intelligent
humble
 
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NearlyIrrelevantCake

NearlyIrrelevantCake

The Cake Is A Lie
Aug 12, 2021
1,393
+I'm fucking hilarious.
+I'm smart.
+I'm helpful.
 
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motyxia

motyxia

less than him
Oct 14, 2021
166
1. I ask myself a lot of uncomfortable but important questions on my beliefs & if they're being held consistently in theory & being applied in the real world. I admit as long as I live I'll have biases & fallacies that prevent me from ever knowing everything, & that changing my opinions & my actions to align with my beliefs will never end. It can be bad though, when I really need a break from the constant debate with myself in my head but I can't. But other than that I think it's a good thing.
2. I ask others a lot of uncomfortable but important questions on their beliefs & if they're being held consistently in theory & being applied in the real world. Longer way to say I'm an activist (I also do more than Socratic questioning). That's a good thing.
3. I can still count to 3, that's good too!
 
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motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,084
1. I don't use people even though I could
2. I have a high threshold for all sorts of pain
3. I'm capable of being loving, gentle & grateful
 
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FTL.Wanderer

FTL.Wanderer

Enlightened
May 31, 2018
1,782
I can't come up with THREE, but my single life success (to me): I've never and never will inflict life's suffering on any new consciousness.
 
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TriggerHappy

TriggerHappy

In the kingdom of th blind; the one-eyed are kings
Jan 24, 2021
1,298
♤ I've been told I'm quite a beautiful person inside 'n out;
but my lack of self- esteem has me believing ugly stuff thats in my head...

Here's my list:

  1. Caring. :: - holding back / self preservation seems unauthentic
  2. Totally devoted. :: - even while you're trying to destroy my heart
  3. Forgiving. :: - maybe the hurt I felt the first time wasn't enough
☆ there are more; but I dont wanna seem arrogant or vain!! :halo:

Plays well with others
 
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TriggerHappy

TriggerHappy

In the kingdom of th blind; the one-eyed are kings
Jan 24, 2021
1,298
1a: Funny.
1b: Smart.
1c: Tall.
1d: Attractive.
1f: Understanding.
2a: Based.
2b: Authentic.
2c: Cool.
2d: Badass.
2e: Modest.
2f: Humble.
2g: Strategic.
3a: Diligent.
3b: Compassionate.
3c: Cooperative.
3d: Tough.
3e: Mysterious.
3f: Relaxed.
4a: Sigma.
4b: Honest.
4c: Righteous.
4d: Loving.
4e: Focused.
4f: Kind.
4g: Antifragile.
5a: Heroic.
5b: Efficient.​
5c: Reliable.
5d: Loved.
5e: Fast.
5f: Wise.
5g: Commanding.
5h: Trailblazer.
5i: Nuanced.
5j: Sexy.
5k: Warm.
5l: Open-minded.
5m: Striving.
5n: Valuable.
5o: Realistic.
5p: Self-aware.

5q: AVAILABLE!
If you got the inclination, I got the crime!*
*"Its a Sin" : Pet Shop Boys
 
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TriggerHappy

TriggerHappy

In the kingdom of th blind; the one-eyed are kings
Jan 24, 2021
1,298
More available than salt water, how come no one's drinking?

I dunno dude...
When I was a kid I joined a postage-stamp collecting group.
They politely asked me to leave cos they liked collecting stamps.
I just liked licking them... ( - the stamps, that is!)

- - My point is there's no understanding //accounting for sum peoples taste! (like salty water, a too literal example, I know!)- - no matter how weird or strange their /my taste may be!

If they can get it together 2get together maybe there hope for special people // (freaks) like us?!
 
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Phill

Phill

Student
Dec 19, 2019
150
I'm too lazy to think about it right now.
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,056
-I'm relatively tall for my ethnicity (6 ft.)
-My real name is kind of unique
-Haven't done anything prison-worthy…yet…….
 
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$nowLeopard

$nowLeopard

Student
Oct 30, 2021
161
Based
Banned from travel
Visited by Mossad for terrorism
 
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TheHatedOne

TheHatedOne

Death is salvation
Sep 26, 2021
2,028
Got beautiful eyes
I'm very honest
Proud that my bloodline ends with me.
 
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faex42

faex42

Experienced
Oct 19, 2018
213
I'm compassionate.
I'm skilled at my profession.
My friends while few in number value me.
 
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Foresight

Foresight

Enlightened
Jun 14, 2019
1,393
I'm thoughtful
I'm empathetic
I have high endurance

this topic is hilarious lol
 
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Crazy4u

Crazy4u

Enlightened
Sep 29, 2021
1,318
1. I usually make good decisions
2. I avoid risky/problematic situations
3. I think I look younger than my age. I get called "young lady" by strangers these days. I am not a young lady but it could be my casual clothes
 
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Arrow

Arrow

Rewrite
May 1, 2020
769
1. I think I am cool.
2. I can be funny and amuse myself sometimes.
3. I made it this far.
 
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Enigmatic Sailor

Enigmatic Sailor

vicissitudes of fate...
Oct 29, 2021
386
What's up, Elusive? Looking dashing today! You're the smartest motherfucker I've ever laid eyes on! You got them warrior genes showing in them nice protruding muscles!
 
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ColorlessTrees

ColorlessTrees

Stuck
Jan 4, 2022
261
I'm the funniest person on the planet to myself, while being the most annoying to everyone else.

Grammar freak so my punctuation is usually professionalish but I'm too lazy to bother for this comment and most. ironic as I'm seeing a lot of errors here.

i am sTrOnG aNd BrAvE for making it this far, as per my therapist although im very inclined to disagree. that one did make me laugh before i hung up. therapy is such bullshit

bonus positive thing: i will do the world a favor when i ctb someday. literally as that's one less person wasting resources
 
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fox_wannabe

fox_wannabe

Enlightened
Jul 7, 2021
1,112
I am smart
I am kind
I can achieve my goals when i am motivated
 
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Sherri

Sherri

Archangel
Sep 28, 2020
13,794
Kind
sensitive
Humble
 
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