Sasu staff vs members counting game

[The Actual Devil]

57

 

[Namelesa]

58

 

[The Actual Devil]

57

 

[GlassMoon]

58

 

[effervescent]

59

 

[The Actual Devil]

60

 

[cciro]

61

 

[leloyon]

62? im pretty sure we're supposed to only count up tho?

 

[The Actual Devil]

im pretty sure we're supposed to only count up tho?

yeah unless ur a mod

63

 

[leloyon]

64

 

[The Actual Devil]

@leloyon
65
I choose death by the bunny girls you claim are in the center of the moon.

 

[leloyon]

66
My ideal method of death would be tripping on a curb. In fact, I have given instructions to someone I know that if I die by anything other than my own hand, that my official cause of death should be listed as "tripped on a curb", regardless of the actual cause of death, nor the amount of evidence to the contrary.
Yes, I was in that car when it crashed. Yes, all other occupants died. Yes, my body was found in the car too. I managed to climb out completely unscathed, and then tripped on a curb and died. And then the agents of Big Curb came and stuck my corpse in the car.
Yes I had cancer, yes ten people watched me "die", what they didn't see was me waking up completely fine after they left the room, leaving the hospital and then tripping on a curb.
Tripping on the curb is the funniest way to die, by far. Your number one priority should always be to commit to the bit.

 

[The Actual Devil]

67
I will then read the news about your demise, take it at face value, and become the Luigi to the CEO of Big Curb in your honor.

 

[leloyon]

68
Godspeed. However, you should instead become a journalist. It's not that I want deaths via curb-tripping to stop, I just want it known that they died via tripping on a curb, rather than attributed to other causes. Become a journalist and report every single death you hear about as being via tripping on a curb.

 

[The Actual Devil]

69 69 69
I'll be a fair and balanced journo and make sure I get the curb's side of the story, too.
Also,

Godspeed

UM EXCUSE ME WTF DID YOU SAY TO ME? The disrespect!

 

[Namelesa]

70

 

[The Actual Devil]

71
@Namelesa
I saw that blurred 69. We being loud and proud rn tho

 

[leloyon]

72. Dammit, 73 is my lucky number... (that's not a meme btw, I do consider 73 to be my lucky number)

69 69 69
I'll be a fair and balanced journo and make sure I get the curb's side of the story, too.
Also,

Good man.

UM EXCUSE ME WTF DID YOU SAY TO ME? The disrespect!

Lilithspeed, then.

 

[The Actual Devil]

This 73 is the property of @leloyon, redeemable whenever she so pleases.

Lilithspeed, then.

A la Walter White:
You're Lilithdamn right.

 

[Redacted24]

74

 

[The Actual Devil]

75

 

[leloyon]

76

This 73 is the property of @leloyon, redeemable whenever she so pleases.

Thank you, I promise I will redeem it only when necessary. I will use it for good.

A la Walter White:
You're Lilithdamn right.

Probably should have said Samael instead, considering he's the head of Satans and all, or even the Demiurge, however I love Lilith too much.

 

[The Actual Devil]

Yeah, I just wanted to stay cohesive when mixing what you said with the meme.
Either way, I shouldn't really be damning people, because then they just end up at my front door, annoying me.
77

 

[leloyon]

78
Nah, when I said "probably should have said Samael or the Demiurge instead", I was talking about myself, I know what you were doing.
Also I didn't take that into account, damning people just brings new people to annoy you, huh?

 

[The Actual Devil]

79
Yeah, and then I have to go through the process of stripping them of everything except their head, torso, and their nervous system, brush out their exposed nerve endings and wrap them all spread out along a trellis, flay them, drag them to their pain spike, and then process their paperwork.
It's so mentally exhausting.
The paperwork, that is.

 

[leloyon]

80
You don't just delegate all of that to your subordinates? Sounds real tiresome.

 

[The Actual Devil]

subordinates

Most of them have gone feral. Being in a timeless, ever-changing landscape does that, ig.
What's really annoying is when I forget to check the new arrivals' paperwork first, get them all set up on their pain spike, and then realize they're in the wrong place!
So annoying having to dig through all the separate recycling bins and then stitch them back together, so I can send them on their way.
81

Sounds real tiresome

Hey, it's supposed to be Hell for me, too, after all.

I will use it for good.

You slipped this one right past me, yeah? Think you're clever, huh? Yeah? Well, well...you are, ok!

 

[leloyon]

82

Most of them have gone feral. Being in a timeless, ever-changing landscape does that, ig.

Nonsense, just gotta wrangle 'em a bit and they'll do as they're told. Maybe feed 'em some treats if they do good?
Have you ever heard of "clicker training", Lucy? (it's okay if I call you Lucy, right?)

What's really annoying is when I forget to check the new arrivals' paperwork first, get them all set up on their pain spike, and then realize they're in the wrong place!

Just one of those, huh? Like sometimes you really have so much fun setting them up on the pain spike and then you realise, d'oh! They were meant to go into the pit of snakes! How did I mix up the pain spike with the pit of snakes?!

So annoying having to dig through all the separate recycling bins and then stitch them back together, so I can send them on their way.

I swear, you oughta just say "no refunds". Hey, if you ended up in Hell, you're meant to be here, who cares if no one checked your paperwork to see if you were actually meant to be in purgatory instead.

Hey, it's supposed to be Hell for me, too, after all.

Are you a masochist?

 

[The Actual Devil]

Lucy? (it's okay if I call you Lucy, right?)

Yeah, that's fine. Someone called me Luci-furr the other day, so...yeah, I can exist with it.

Like sometimes you really have so much fun setting them up on the pain spike and then you realise, d'oh! They were meant to go into the pit of snakes! How did I mix up the pain spike with the pit of snakes?!

I swear, you oughta just say "no refunds". Hey, if you ended up in Hell, you're meant to be here, who cares if no one checked your paperwork to see if you were actually meant to be in purgatory instead.

Oh, I was talking about, like, when I realize they were supposed to go to the other place. Doesn't help that they both start with "He" and Grim's new interns can't read cursive.
Or when they are just stopping in for a minute before getting sent back.
Keeps those near-death experiences interesting, though.

Are you a masochist?

I must be. I joined SaSu after what appears to be a major exodus of decent people. I've been getting caught up on stuff like this.
It's a little lonelier here than I was expecting.
At least I met a few cool people. Thank you for that.
83

 

[leloyon]

84

Someone called me Luci-furr the other day, so...yeah, I can exist with it.

Oh, I was talking about, like, when I realize they were supposed to go to the other place.

Meh, if they're ending up in the Abrahamic form of Heaven, they must be truly deserving of Hell, considering they managed to please the Abrahamic God.
Anyway, something just occurred to me, actually. A murderer once wrote in his journal that he'd be moshing in Hell. Does Hell really have a mosh pit?

Doesn't help that they both start with "He" and Grim's new interns can't read cursive.

Something tells me this is by design. Wouldn't put it past the Reaper to mess with you like that.

Or when they are just stopping in for a minute before getting sent back.
Keeps those near-death experiences interesting, though.

Reminds me of that WKUK skit. You ever had an experience like that?

It's a little lonelier here than I was expecting.
At least I met a few cool people.

Yeah. That's the problem, kinda. It's big for a forum, which makes the community feel a little more... impersonal, at least in my opinion. I'm more used to small-scale forums, where you can count on seeing the same people in every thread more or less, the moderators can be counted on one hand and you know all of them, etc. etc.
That being said, I've met some great people here too, and I'm thankful for all of 'em...

Thank you for that.

...and you'd be included in that group. It's no problem, you're cool and I like talking to you.