The Actual Devil
I Go By Many Names: Can You Say 10?
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Namelesa
Trapped in this Suffering
- Sep 21, 2024
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The Actual Devil
I Go By Many Names: Can You Say 10?
- May 4, 2025
- 94
GlassMoon
Once more, with feelings...
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The Actual Devil
I Go By Many Names: Can You Say 10?
- May 4, 2025
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leloyon
I'll see you in the Wired.
- Feb 4, 2023
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The Actual Devil
I Go By Many Names: Can You Say 10?
- May 4, 2025
- 94
leloyon
I'll see you in the Wired.
- Feb 4, 2023
- 1,313
The Actual Devil
I Go By Many Names: Can You Say 10?
- May 4, 2025
- 94
@leloyon
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I choose death by the bunny girls you claim are in the center of the moon.
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I choose death by the bunny girls you claim are in the center of the moon.
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leloyon
I'll see you in the Wired.
- Feb 4, 2023
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My ideal method of death would be tripping on a curb. In fact, I have given instructions to someone I know that if I die by anything other than my own hand, that my official cause of death should be listed as "tripped on a curb", regardless of the actual cause of death, nor the amount of evidence to the contrary.
Yes, I was in that car when it crashed. Yes, all other occupants died. Yes, my body was found in the car too. I managed to climb out completely unscathed, and then tripped on a curb and died. And then the agents of Big Curb came and stuck my corpse in the car.
Yes I had cancer, yes ten people watched me "die", what they didn't see was me waking up completely fine after they left the room, leaving the hospital and then tripping on a curb.
Tripping on the curb is the funniest way to die, by far. Your number one priority should always be to commit to the bit.
My ideal method of death would be tripping on a curb. In fact, I have given instructions to someone I know that if I die by anything other than my own hand, that my official cause of death should be listed as "tripped on a curb", regardless of the actual cause of death, nor the amount of evidence to the contrary.
Yes, I was in that car when it crashed. Yes, all other occupants died. Yes, my body was found in the car too. I managed to climb out completely unscathed, and then tripped on a curb and died. And then the agents of Big Curb came and stuck my corpse in the car.
Yes I had cancer, yes ten people watched me "die", what they didn't see was me waking up completely fine after they left the room, leaving the hospital and then tripping on a curb.
Tripping on the curb is the funniest way to die, by far. Your number one priority should always be to commit to the bit.
The Actual Devil
I Go By Many Names: Can You Say 10?
- May 4, 2025
- 94
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I will then read the news about your demise, take it at face value, and become the Luigi to the CEO of Big Curb in your honor.
I will then read the news about your demise, take it at face value, and become the Luigi to the CEO of Big Curb in your honor.
leloyon
I'll see you in the Wired.
- Feb 4, 2023
- 1,313
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Godspeed. However, you should instead become a journalist. It's not that I want deaths via curb-tripping to stop, I just want it known that they died via tripping on a curb, rather than attributed to other causes. Become a journalist and report every single death you hear about as being via tripping on a curb.
Godspeed. However, you should instead become a journalist. It's not that I want deaths via curb-tripping to stop, I just want it known that they died via tripping on a curb, rather than attributed to other causes. Become a journalist and report every single death you hear about as being via tripping on a curb.
The Actual Devil
I Go By Many Names: Can You Say 10?
- May 4, 2025
- 94
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I'll be a fair and balanced journo and make sure I get the curb's side of the story, too.
Also,
I'll be a fair and balanced journo and make sure I get the curb's side of the story, too.
Also,
UM EXCUSE ME WTF DID YOU SAY TO ME? The disrespect!
Namelesa
Trapped in this Suffering
- Sep 21, 2024
- 1,649
The Actual Devil
I Go By Many Names: Can You Say 10?
- May 4, 2025
- 94
leloyon
I'll see you in the Wired.
- Feb 4, 2023
- 1,313
72. Dammit, 73 is my lucky number... (that's not a meme btw, I do consider 73 to be my lucky number)
Good man.
Lilithspeed, then.
The Actual Devil
I Go By Many Names: Can You Say 10?
- May 4, 2025
- 94
This 73 is the property of @leloyon, redeemable whenever she so pleases.
You're Lilithdamn right.
A la Walter White:
You're Lilithdamn right.
