NSFW Preferred sex position/s? (virgins can post too)

[Xerxes]

Position where CTB is easy.

Death by Snu Snu?

 

[MsM3talGamer]

Death by Snu Snu?

I thought death by Snu Snu involved being suffocated by a fat woman.

 

[Xerxes]

I thought death by Snu Snu involved being suffocated by a fat woman. LOL

I thought it was death by being smothered in breasts? Or a fat man's ass who's been constipated for weeks.

 

[MsM3talGamer]

I thought it was death by being smothered in breasts? Or a fat man's ass who's been constipated for weeks.

It's not exactly what I had in mind when I posted. LMFAO!

 

[Norest4thewicked]

Doggy style, reverse cowgirl, missionary. Hell I don't care! Whatever's good in the moment!

 

[Fcancer]

I personally prefer the Paying For Rent manouvre, give it a try.

 

[Fcancer]

Nothing beats doggy action while pulling her hair.

What if shes bald?? Do you just slap her head instead??

 

[Taylor]

I'm gonna go ahead and assume OP is < 20.

 

[I want to end it]

I'm gonna go ahead and assume OP is < 20.

why do you say this?

 

[Xerxes]

What if shes bald?? Do you just slap her head instead??

I literally Lol'd Yes you slap it the same way a barber slaps their head after putting tonic on it after a good shave.

 

[Taylor]

why do you say this?

Lol because posting about sex on a suicide forum seems like something a sexually crazed, < 20 year old would do.

 

[Pegasus]

Lol because posting about sex on a suicide forum seems like something a sexually crazed, < 20 year old would do.

If you check most of the OP's posts they're sex-themed. I have no idea what's going on here lol.

 

[Taylor]

If you check most of the OP's posts they're sex-themed. I have no idea what's going on here lol.

Lol that's like going to Burger King and asking for a taco.

 

[I want to end it]

Lol because posting about sex on a suicide forum seems like something a sexually crazed, < 20 year old would do.

It did seem odd. I would have thought sex would be the last thing on someone's mind if they wanted to ctb. But I went along with it anyway.

 

[Redt2go]

Ayyy doggy for the win

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Am liking reverse cowgirl more lately. Although they frown on it here in the south, because apparently it just ain't right, turning your back on family. I always loved that joke.

 

[Whatshername]

Am liking reverse cowgirl more lately. Although they frown on it here in the south, because apparently it just ain't right, turning your back on family. I always loved that joke.

I'm not particularly familiar with us southern jokes, and this made me spit out my coffee :D

 

[NumbItAll]

Right hand only, either sitting in a chair or lying down, no lube...

...oh... sex...

:(

 

[Kikoo Loool]

What I prefer is to lick, thus 69 is good for me.

 

[Final Escape]

I like being on top but it really depends on how u fit together.

 

[Now_And_Then]

Reverse cow girl , doggy , side ways behind her back ( I am a guy ) is a must

My absolute favourite I think must be the girl laying side ways and me laying top down between her legs and ramming her a good ' un



I can do that for hours and not get bored . Shame I don't have a girl any more to do it with . Oh well

 

[k75]

Ha, this is a fun thread. Unexpected distraction. Sex is pretty much the only thing I can still find pleasure in even a little bit. Sadly, even that is fading fast.

I always want to enjoy being on top, but it's never been comfortable for me. I like doggy, with extra hair pulling and choking.

 

[komm susser todd]

A position id like to do is...i guess some varaiation of cow girl?

Id sit and the girl would sit on my lap with her back towards me. Id lift her legs to the side and slide her up and down my member.

To bad im gonna ctb and will probably never do this. Oh well

 

[marcusuk63]

It depends on how far rigor mortis has set in
But I like the Bow position

 

[Conflicted Cat]

Well this IS "Off-Topic", soooo I don't really see the problem. If you want to see strictly suicide related posts, this isn't the right part of the forum to be in- wait... I didn't realize this was an old thread.

Anyways, I'm a virgin so I wouldn't know.

 

[sunny.sativa]

Anal is a no-no. Exit only.

However, hit that shit from the side, anytime. Lol

 

[ScorpiusDragon]

I enjoy cowgirl.

 

[angelicism999]

me on my back w my legs up on his shoulders n his hand around my throat

 

[Alchemist]

I prefer cowgirl since pretty much all the girls are way shorter than I.

 

[Morphinekiss]

Any position that involves being tied up and/or a hand/belt around my neck.