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GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
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If we could please get this thread back on track...

I have the meto and all other organic and inorganic supplies mentioned here. I even have toilet paper. But the fucking charcoal was fucking sold out.

Can I make my own?

Please respond quickly.
 
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faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
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If we could please get this thread back on track...

I have the meto and all other organic and inorganic supplies mentioned here. I even have toilet paper. But the fucking charcoal was fucking sold out.

Can I make my own?

Please respond quickly.
Yes, it is very easy to make some charcoal on your own. Take a huge pot (5L), fill it with 4 L of cooking oil, then grab another pot (small one, 3 L is enough). Now start heating the oil until it is getting very hot! Voila, now grab the small pot and fill it with water. After that drop all the water in the oil and wait 40 minutes till all the wooden furniture in your kitchen becomes a charcoal! Finita la comedia. Btw attaching tutorial.
Watch from 1:44
 
GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
Yes, it is very easy to make some charcoal on your own. Take a huge pot (5L), fill it with 4 L of cooking oil, then grab another pot (small one, 3 L is enough). Now start heating the oil until it is getting very hot! Voila, now grab the small pot and fill it with water. After that drop all the water in the oil and wait 40 minutes till all the wooden furniture in your kitchen becomes a charcoal! Finita la comedia. Btw attaching tutorial.
Watch from 1:44


Thanks for the quick response. Should I take the meto before or after destroying my kitchen? (Sorry if this question has been asked before.)
 
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faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
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Thanks for the quick response. Should I take the meto before or after destroying my kitchen? (Sorry if this question has been asked before.)
I think you have to take benadryl 3x10mg 45 mins prior not to throw up because of meto and then 100x10mg Meto :pfff:
 
GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
I think you have to take benadryl 3x10mg 45 mins prior not to throw up because of meto and then 100x10mg Meto :pfff:

Well shit. I followed the protocol wrong. I'll have to start fresh tomorrow, and the artichokes are already turning, hence the rush. Seems like I just can't do anything right.
 
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rntmss

Taking it one day at a time
Feb 7, 2020
197
Well shit. I followed the protocol wrong. I'll have to start fresh tomorrow, and the artichokes are already turning, hence the rush. Seems like I just can't do anything right.
But did you remember meto? Most important part of corona method.
 
faust

faust

lost among the stars
Jan 26, 2020
3,138
Well shit. I followed the protocol wrong. I'll have to start fresh tomorrow, and the artichokes are already turning, hence the rush. Seems like I just can't do anything right.
Ah, sure you can buy charcoal from A, he also sells detergents for washing hands against coronavirus.
 
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Ryan.s

Ryan.s

Experienced
Nov 29, 2019
224
I'm in a very infected area, and I'm told from the doctors I'm very likely to not get through it health wise...

Just gets me thinking about who to go visit that's being quarantined...:hug:

I'm not really taking any precautions more than usual *shrug*
Yeah, you might die. You might instead have a terribly painful experience and live from it. Let's say you do die, you really want to die a slow painful, pneumonia like death though?
 
GoodPersonEffed

GoodPersonEffed

Brevity is my middle name, but my name was TL
Jan 11, 2020
6,726
But did you remember meto? Most important part of corona method.

I did. That helped. Thanks for bringing me back down. You're a true friend.
 
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ImSoTired

So so tired..
Jan 3, 2020
55
Yeah, you might die. You might instead have a terribly painful experience and live from it. Let's say you do die, you really want to die a slow painful, pneumonia like death though?
Yup, well deserved.
 
Death.

Death.

Student
Jan 5, 2019
140
Such great humor from a bunch of supposedly sad, suicidal and anti-life people :pfff:. The contradictions of life never cease to amaze me...
Such great humor from a bunch of supposedly sad, suicidal and anti-life people :pfff:. The contradictions of life never cease to amaze me...
 

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