Help Notifying the police of my body

[Lazy]

I'll make this quick: I need an option to notify the police of my corpse once I'm dead to spare them the trouble of searching and to prevent innocents from being traumatized. I thought of using the scheduling feature on gmail to send a report once i ctb but now realize that I don't really know whether the address I have is an actual emergency address or just one that takes days to get processed.
Anyone know what to do/whom to write in my case? I live in Germany if that helps.

 

[Dawnfang11]

This is a bit of a shot in the dark, but if you can get ahold of the work email of a specific person in your local police service (might be able to find this online), you could schedule a message direct to them. They'd be more likely to see it before an email through some mass inbox gets processed.

Don't know how plausible this would be in Germany tho. Good luck o7

 

[Daphne]

What if you don't go through with it or do but are saved by the police and committed to the psych ward? That would be my concern, but maybe it's different in your country

 

[RosebyAnyName]

I'm not sure where you're going to do it, so my advice might not work. I'm planning on dying indoors, either at home or in a hotel room. I was going to close the door and tape a letter on the outside that says something like "Suicide, call 911." That way I have time before I'm found, but then once I am discovered, people will know what to do without actually seeing my corpse.

If you're really set on contacting the police directly, then maybe have a pre-scheduled message for a small local office instead of a larger one if you're worried that it will get stuck in a backlog of other emails. I'm not sure where you live but honestly I doubt police wouldn't jump on a suicide email as soon as they receive it.