Method Mop Handle up my rear

[Lycan]

If I stick the handle of a mop up my hind quarters, might the internal injuries to my guts cause me to ctb?

 

[difficvltmachineryy]

This sounds pretty painful to me. I do know another method which involves shoving things up your private parts which seems less painful

 

[NoPoint2Life]

If I stick the handle of a mop up my hind quarters, might the internal injuries to my guts cause me to ctb?

Dude… you've been a member here for 3 1/2 years. Have you learned nothing from this site?
Think hard before doing anything that stupid.

 

[Forveleth]

You might find a new kink.

 

[Lycan]

Dude… you've been a member here for 3 1/2 years. Have you learned nothing from this site?
Think hard before doing anything that stupid.

I am disabled and unemployed, living with my parents with no money of my own. Do you have any idea how hard I've thought about this? My options are limited, so I'm serious, would a mop handle far enough up my ass kill me?

 

[Front Back]

If I stick the handle of a mop up my hind quarters, might the internal injuries to my guts cause me to ctb?

Could, but SI will stop you

 

[moon2bright]

Careful, it might turn you on.

 

[WallTermite]

This is a troll post for sure

 

[DeathSweetDeath]

Do not because when it fails, the trip to the ER will probably be the most embarrassing thing you've experienced, and your injuries will probably be the worst physical pain you've ever experienced.

This is a troll post for sure

I am not so sure it is, I think they just have limited options so they're trying to figure out any awful thing out of desperation.

 

[Fadenself00_]

This is a troll post for sure

Thanks, Heisenberg

 

[Pluto]

 

[pelicanportal]

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