Discussion Make up the funniest method to CTB !

[Krash1990]

The North Korean method:

Take a trip to N Korea and start screaming that communism is trash and that Kim Jung Un is not a Demi God.

Now wait a few minutes to be shot in the streets:)

 

[Aap]

Defenestration

 

[Amnesty]

Defenestration

Of yourself or enraging others to do it for you?

 

[Aap]

Accidental would be funnier.

 

[Aonewayticketplease]

Attractive women all over you James Bond style

 

[Amnesty]

Attractive women all over you James Bond style

And eventually let them sufficate you....yeah talk about killing with kindness

 

[shipwreck]

(1) knit yourself an acorn hat
(2) go to the forest
(3) wait for squirrels to devour you.

 

[Amnesty]

(1) knit yourself an acorn hat
(2) go to the forest
(3) wait for squirrels to devour you.

I do not know about that, they might notice that big acorn tastes weird.

 

[shipwreck]

I do not know about that, they might notice that big acorn tastes weird.

Nah, those cute little whiskers and fluffy tails are just a facade. They're cold blooded predators.

 

[Amnesty]

Nah, those cute little whiskers and fluffy tails are just a facade. They're cold blooded predators.

O_O well then

 

[Mr2005]

Laughing to death

 

[Amnesty]

Laughing to death

Pun intended?

 

[Mr2005]

Pun intended?

Taking the question as literally as possible intended

 

[Aap]

Death by heart attack at the click of an empty chamber in the pistol You forgot to chamber a round in?

 

[Alain]

I think the funniest death I've ever seen (in video) is a socker player doing a backflip after a goal and broke his neck. Of course, it's sad that someone dies accidentally, but damn I can't stop laughing when I think about it.
The guy killed himself. For a point in a game. Making a backflip like he discovered a cure for cancer. That is fucking hilarious.

 

[FriendofDeath]

I think the funniest death I've ever seen (in video) is a socker player doing a backflip after a goal and broke his neck. Of course, it's sad that someone dies accidentally, but damn I can't stop laughing when I think about it.
The guy killed himself. For a point in a game. Making a backflip like he discovered a cure for cancer. That is fucking hilarious.

Sheesh! Now you got me laughing, and it's really sad. It reminds me of a scene in a Will Ferrell movie - Blades of Glory. The pair are iceskating and the guy does some kind of flip and takes his partner's head off.

 

[Soul]

Someone here wanted to microwave his head.

I proposed mayonnaising myself to death.

And the poets' versions:

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/cool-cuz-poem-in-memory-of-ss-trolls.31662/

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/thre...out-stupid-ctb-method-ideas.31955/post-588310

 

[NorthernStar]

You could read my old masters thesis and die from boredom. Also known to induce sleep in small amounts (confirmed).

 

[Elbarado]

well go to deepest afghanistan dressep up as pope
or go to an policestation in texas dressep up as a black muslim, throw your backback at the officer and scream allahu akbar

should also do the job done

 

[SpottedPanda]

Hypnotise yourself to feel more emotional resonance, die of dehydration crying to Titanic

 

[Ghassane]

Click ur self distraction button.

 

[Soul]

Bury yourself in the garden, lying flat on your back, with just the tip of your nose (and your eyes, if you're a curious sort) and let nature take its course.

 

[SpottedPanda]

Bury yourself in the garden, lying flat on your back, with just the tip of your nose (and your eyes, if you're a curious sort) and let nature take its course.

He/she died roleplaying as a carrot.

 

[Alain]

Sheesh! Now you got me laughing, and it's really sad. It reminds me of a scene in a Will Ferrell movie - Blades of Glory. The pair are iceskating and the guy does some kind of flip and takes his partner's head off.

Oh I remember that scene ! It was gory AND awesome.
I like the scene in the Netflix show call The Boys", when the woman super hero sits on a guy's face and when she got an orgasm, the head of the guy gets crushed. That was bloody and trash but so fun too !

 

[Darksektori]

-Getting run over by a hearse while listening to "another one bites the dust"
-drowning in molasses or beer
- In front of a train wearing a banana costume
-Beating yourself to death with a rubber spatula
-Eating 3 bags of pixie sticks followed by a gallon of coffee
-hanging using silly string
-potato gun point blank
-using a slinkie somehow
- sledding down the slope of a volcano
- swim in shark infested waters with atomic chicken wings and ghost peppers strapped to your body
-jumping into a very large pot of boiling ramen noodles
-eating yourself alive while dressed like a zombie
- dip yourself in gravy and lock yourself in cage with a Grizzly Bear that's high on Bath Salts.
-a method that involves using a toothpick and nothing more
-slow roasting yourself over an open flame eating smores with "i wish I was an OscarMyers wiener" playing in the background

 

[Isittimetogonola]

The banana costume made me laugh out loud

 

[Jumper Geo]

Run naked through the streets of Saudi Arabia with a bottle of whisky

 

[NorthernStar]

Eat a random selection of food from my mom's fridge. She's bad about expiration dates and one time ate five-day-old shrimp. Her fridge is like a Russian Roulette of takeout and Dannon yogurt.

 

[Darksektori]

The banana costume made me laugh out loud

Well a sense of humor is probably the only

-Getting run over by a hearse while listening to "another one bites the dust"
-drowning in molasses or beer
- In front of a train wearing a banana costume
-Beating yourself to death with a rubber spatula
-Eating 3 bags of pixie sticks followed by a gallon of coffee
-hanging using silly string
-potato gun point blank
-using a slinkie somehow
- sledding down the slope of a volcano
- swim in shark infested waters with atomic chicken wings and ghost peppers strapped to your body
-jumping into a very large pot of boiling ramen noodles
-eating yourself alive while dressed like a zombie
- dip yourself in gravy and lock yourself in cage with a Grizzly Bear that's high on Bath Salts.
-a method that involves using a toothpick and nothing more
-slow roasting yourself over an open flame eating smores with "i wish I was an OscarMyers wiener" playing in the background

I have a few more
skinning yourself alive with tweezers
-eating pop tarts till you burst
-drinking yourself to death with apple juice
-crushing yourself to death with rolls of quarters
-running yourself off a bridge riding a segway
-placing your hand in a toaster then adding water
-suffocating yourself with oxygen
-bludgeoning yourself to death with a carton of eggs
-stabbing yourself in the throat with a carrot
-place two pencils one in each nostril then slam your face on a table as hard as possible
-hanging yourself using the doorknob as your anchor point

 

[Darksektori]

Well a sense of humor is probably the only

I have a few more
skinning yourself alive with tweezers
-eating pop tarts till you burst
-drinking yourself to death with apple juice
-crushing yourself to death with rolls of quarters
-running yourself off a bridge riding a segway
-placing your hand in a toaster then adding water
-suffocating yourself with oxygen
-bludgeoning yourself to death with a carton of eggs
-stabbing yourself in the throat with a carrot
-place two pencils one in each nostril then slam your face on a table as hard as possible
-hanging yourself using the doorknob as your anchor point

This thread omg too funny