Discussion Make up the funniest method to CTB !

[autumnal]

Doing a taste-test of your SN.

Oh wait...

 

[Darksektori]

Run naked through the streets of Saudi Arabia with a bottle of whisky

-Slicing your throat with a piece of paper
-climb a very long set of stairs at the top fall back down them

 

[Amnesty]

Focus on living yet life kills you in an accident or an unfortunate murder/crossfire anyways.

 

[Krash1990]

Animal kingdom method.

Dress up as a sea lion and go swim with sharks.
Or
Dress up as a gazelle and go running through a safari .

 

[SpottedPanda]

Animal kingdom method.

Dress up as a sea lion and go swim with sharks.
Or
Dress up as a gazelle and go running through a safari .

 

[Darksektori]

-Jumper cables to the nipples
-Swallowing a cue ball
-hitting yourself with a baseball bat to rupture your bladder
-jumping off a building with a broomstick in between your legs. Put in your CTB note that you were just practicing for your first Quittich match at Hogwarts
-shooting yourself with a bow and arrow
-strangulation using your underwear
-choking on a #2 pencil
-Stick your head out the window of a high speed vehicle before passing a speed limit sign
-Putting your head in a waffle iron
-launch yourself from a high speed catapult into a brick wall
-Try smoking an M80
-jumping from 100 ft with a 105 ft bungee cord
-jump into a lake holding a large chunk of pure sodium
-fly a remote control plane and dive bomb yourself
-give yourself flying lessons
-swallowing a bottle of crazy glue
-Bake yourself for Thanksgiving instead of the Turkey
-Shooting yourself during gun safety class

 

[LostMyWill]

Shot-put ball dropping hard on your head
Completely crushed under a hydraulic press

 

[jrums]

Go to a Hell's Angels bar and kick over all their bikes. Then grab one of their girls tits. Start screaming how all bikers are pussies and they wouldn't have the balls to kill you.

 

[Darksektori]

-playing Pokemon Go in a minefield
-impailing yourself with a Pineapple
-ironing your clothes while wearing them
-take a long strand of cheese cloth tie one end to the rear axle of your car and the other around your neck, then floor it.

 

[FriendofDeath]

Allow a Komodo Dragon to bite you and see who dies first in cat and mouse game. (Maybe to be fair, you can bite the dragon.)

 

[SpottedPanda]

Allow a Komodo Dragon to bite you and see who dies first in cat and mouse game. (Maybe to be fair, you can bite the dragon.)

Interesting fact. They're actually venomous.

 

[FriendofDeath]

Interesting fact. They're actually venomous.

Yes they are. They follow their prey until they succumb.

 

[Darksektori]

Allow a Komodo Dragon to bite you and see who dies first in cat and mouse game. (Maybe to be fair, you can bite the dragon.)

-Go to your medicine cabinet and eat everything thats in there.
-Driving in the left lane after the "keep to the right" sign
-Mix Draino and pop rocks in your mouth then gurgle
-Eat cake that's been sitting in the fridge for a month
-Roll yourself off the roof of a tall building wrapped in a sleeping bag
-Take a bath in ammonia
-Hide in a car that's about to be crushed in a junkyard
-Jump down a chimney that's in use dressed as Santa Claus
-Use powdered Arsenic in place of parmesan cheese on your pasta
-listen to Trump's advice on how you use disinfectant to cure Covid-19

 

[Aliali1992]

You could read my old masters thesis and die from boredom. Also known to induce sleep in small amounts (confirmed).

lol.Can i get it from A or C?

Run naked through the streets of Saudi Arabia with a bottle of whisky

No i am from the middle east. that will get you badly whiped. But try kissing a guy in public. You will be gone faster than N.

 

[FriendofDeath]

Join the Polar Bear Club in the middle of an ice covered lake.
Take a hike in the desert to search for water.
Volunteer to be a crash test dummy (or just dress up as one and sneak in)

 

[Aliali1992]

1-Invent a machine to read people's mind.
2- read the mind of the first veterinian you see.
3- be the veterinian dream guy/girl.

 

[Dead beat dad]

Playing whack-a-mole until you die of exhaustion

 

[Taraxias]

Jerking off until you die

 

[shipwreck]

1-Invent a machine to read people's mind.
2- read the mind of the first veterinian you see.
3- be the veterinian dream guy/girl.

Clever

 

[Aliali1992]

 

[Darksektori]

-Injecting yourself with Pepsi
-Jump off the high dive into a swimming pool before you add the water
-laying down In the path of a clown car driving at 50mph
-Slicing your throat with a hallmark gift card
--giving yourself an enema using a Roman Candle

 

[rhiino]

In times of Corona just approach people in the US coughing and sneezing in their face. Eventually someone will shoot you down.

 

[Darksektori]

In times of Corona just approach people in the US coughing and sneezing in their face. Eventually someone will shoot you down.

To much work, there's too many things that could go wrong

 

[Darksektori]

-sawing yourself in half with sandpaper
-Drinking the gasoline from your neighbors car using a Burger King straw
-Superglue Bologna to your mouth and nose so you suffocate
-Running head first into a rose bush repeatedly until you get results
-Give yourself a blood transfusion using power tools
- Read your Note on video after inhaling a balloon full of helium

 

[AcornUnderground]

I knew an old man once when I was in high school, he worked at an office I used to work at- as coworkers, a group of us ued to go to Hooters (U.S.) after work. Remember Hooters???! How was THAT Ok?! Anyway, he wanted to be 'titted' to death between two large breasts. We used to take him to Hooters in a bathrobe like Hugh Hefner. Somehow as a young female (shocker - didn't we all put up with BS??), this did not faze me as wrong.

 

[Darksektori]

Doing a taste-test of your SN.

Oh wait...

-Swallowing a whole apple
-Calling 911 saying someone was just hit by car, then run outside and have the ambulance run you over
-Dunk your head in a vat of dairy queen soft serve ice cream.
-eat a large cactus, needles included washed down with a bottle of Orange juice
-give yourself 1000 papercuts then jump in a pool of vinegar

 

[Darksektori]

This is an odd request, I've come up with quite a few ideas regarding this thread's topic but I was thinking of editing everything I've posted into one thread/list, I'll also remove the lame ones that really aren't funny. What does everyone think?

 

[shipwreck]

This is an odd request, I've come up with quite a few ideas regarding this thread's topic but I was thinking of editing everything I've posted into one thread/list, I'll also remove the lame ones that really aren't funny. What does everyone think?

Don't overthink it

 

[K-O]

This is an odd request, I've come up with quite a few ideas regarding this thread's topic but I was thinking of editing everything I've posted into one thread/list, I'll also remove the lame ones that really aren't funny. What does everyone think?

you've entertained me now for two days!!
i read them all and have my favorates!! its nice that there are some chill ones to breath between the great stuff! love u! keep up the good work mate cheerz!

 

[Deleted member 18655]

I look in the mirror. It shatters from the vile rejection with such force that the shards of mirror puncture my skull and this kills me instantly.

Oh God, if only that were possible!